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NES is a poet thats bold
His rhymes are repetitive and old
He tries to hide with his meanness
His fondess of penis
Fuck it, ill put him in the cock to larynyx stranglehold.

:dancefool
 

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NES is a poet thats bold
His rhymes are repetitive and old
He tries to hide with his meanness
His fondess of penis
Fuck it, ill put him in the cock to larynyx stranglehold.

:dancefool
Let me help you out here...

NES is a poet that thinks he's bold
His rhymes are repetitive and their old
He tries to hide with his meanness
His fondness of Hunters penis

Just the other day
He figured out he's gay
He's trying to confront this demon of his
But all he wants is semen and jizz

He'll take it in the butt
But he'd rather lick UNO's nut
CPH thinks your all tools
As he pushes up NES's stools

So now my rhyming's done
I think I've had my fun
Just remember this little lesson
And let me give a suggestion

If you're ever out and NES is near
Beware my friend, for he is a queer
He may appear to be a silly old goose
Run and hide, he wants your man juice
 

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That would be funny as hell if it was about somebody else.
 

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jack the wetback is a whack
he will jam-pack

your ass-crack
with a six-pack
while fucking you bare-back
then he will play hack
with your ball sack
then he will get in his kayak
wearing a throwback
stopping to kick back
and have a snack
taking a flapjack
out of his backpack
while grabbing his kodak
to capture your feedback
 

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Devilwoman, oh devilwoman, why for art thou devilwoman?
Refuse thy penis and deny thy gender
Or, if thou wilt not, let me cut off my member,
And I'll no longer be a cock wielder
 

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Let me help you out here...

NES is a poet that thinks he's bold
His rhymes are repetitive and their old
He tries to hide with his meanness
His fondness of Hunters penis

Just the other day
He figured out he's gay
He's trying to confront this demon of his
But all he wants is semen and jizz

He'll take it in the butt
But he'd rather lick UNO's nut
CPH thinks your all tools
As he pushes up NES's stools

So now my rhyming's done
I think I've had my fun
Just remember this little lesson
And let me give a suggestion

If you're ever out and NES is near
Beware my friend, for he is a queer
He may appear to be a silly old goose
Run and hide, he wants your man juice


:):) That is funny!
 

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Here I sit all broken hearted....Tried to shit but only farted.

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Here I sit in the shithouse stalls reading the writings on the walls & rolling shit into little balls...He who reads these words of wit eats those little balls of shit.
 

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When I left the RR went to shit, it was worse than when Dsethi left for sure. I miss reading me.
 

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Brain cells cooked to the perfect degree
I clicked on the RR to see what I could see
NES was rhyming like a man possessed
of all the sickos he's the best
asshole's, pussy's, dick's, and queers
the entertainment value is up to here ^
wont waste my time trying to cap
just drink some more and read this crap.
 

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It aint no lie these girls would
die
for a rueben sandwich and the kraut
just shove it in your mouth and laugh out loud-- lol!
too square to be just a player
thats why i try to exact my own lair
the payout is whatever front is
don't give a shit if this blunt leaves
pro-slayer ...on this forum
but not gonna pay the norm
at the same time its the life I live
to quote biggie smalls
I went from negitive to positive


Wow, I'm DRUNK...
 

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Brain cells cooked to the perfect degree
I clicked on the RR to see what I could see
NES was rhyming like a man possessed
of all the sickos he's the best
asshole's, pussy's, dick's, and queers
the entertainment value is up to here ^
wont waste my time trying to cap
just drink some more and read this crap.


You had me at brain cells cooked to the perfect degree :toast:
 

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