RubberRoom Poets Corner

[NES]

Hickory dickory dock
fockface gobbled my cock
the cock blew true
and covered him with goo
and sent him running back to his flock

 

[NES]

PLAN B by NES

Like aids infected semen
they coated the womb
of our life giving glory hole
the once sacred Rubberroom

They came fast and hard
shooting their bazookas of stupid
but hate turned to love
thanks to two worthless posters and a gay little cupid


Now we are left dirty
washing our threads out with bleach
remembering well what we learned
and the message we now must teach

"If you fuck with other forums
dont forget to cover your shit,
or you may wake up with some nadtwist on your balls
and a little fockface dripping out of your dick".

 

[Inactiongirl]

You missed your calling NES:aktion033

 

[NES]

so "bazookas of stupid" was not "grasping" in your opinion?

 

[mrcrash]

roses are red
violets are blue
nes shot himself in the head
finally making all the rr's dream come true

 

[NES]

One shot in the head
for five minutes alone with your mouth
Let Nessy Boy show you
what the hypes all about

 

[NES]

Since the first time I met you
I just had to be inside
to have you, satisfy you
give you the ride of your life

The mood was all set
many candle aflame
the smell of the incense
mingled with bubbles of champagne

I carressed you and touched you
in ways you never knew
Impressed you and teased you
hinting at the things I would soon do

I fumbled with your buttons
as you opened my fly
I could sense your desperation
by the look in your eyes

The smell of your scent
nearly pushed me over the edge
As I Savagely kissed you
and pushed you down into the bed

My member pulsed
as I found the slot
of your perfectly trimmed
tight young box

As I slid my cock in I imagined
how I'd make you scream my name
but about midstroke it was me who was screaming:
"oops babe, I came"

 

[pubguy]

premature rhymalation.

 

[pubguy]

In a drunkin stupor into the RR I did wander
To find a one nut hiding over yonder
TTP was nestled all snug in his bed
I pondered what it would be like
to shoot NES n his head


Argh, that's all I got. argh

 

[fockface]

%^_

 

[RupertPupkin]

Little known fact: I planned on writing and illustrating children books for a living. Then I discovered meth.

and that he had pedderass tendecies

ps - great work in this thread


I approove

 

[RupertPupkin]

I just sobered up from a two-day binge
My liver hurts and my nostrils twinge
I guess it was my destiny, Saturday night was UFC
B.J. Penn got his ass kicked
but after the fight , I got my balls licked
I was drunk and bit in the gutter
But my loyal dog fixed my woes with Peanutbutter

No time to rest as Sunday rolled around
A team would be champ
A king would be crowned
Superbowl 43 was getting Hot
And after kickoff , I hit the TOT.
Fifty bucks , all you can drink ?
I was hitting bottles like drinking water from a sink

Next think I knew I was dead end drunk
acting like a jackass, and smelling like a skunk
Bouncing around the bar like a ping pong ball
I think had a 30 min chat with the south side wall
I closed that joint and left at two
When I got back home , I pulled up Eskimo Tube
Do the math folks, it wasn't pretty
But I fell alseep that night thinking of titties

 

[Nadtwist]

I like turtles

 

[NES]

Nice one Rupe, but you got to be the only guy I know who is conceited enough to write three verses about himself.

 

[Nadtwist]

Nice one Rupe, but you got to be the only guy I know who is conceited enough to write three verses about himself.

Since the first time I met you
I just had to be inside
to have you, satisfy you
give you the ride of your life

The mood was all set
many candle aflame
the smell of the incense
mingled with bubbles of champagne

I carressed you and touched you
in ways you never knew
Impressed you and teased you
hinting at the things I would soon do

I fumbled with your buttons
as you opened my fly
I could sense your desperation
by the look in your eyes

The smell of your scent
nearly pushed me over the edge
As I Savagely kissed you
and pushed you down into the bed

My member pulsed
as I found the slot
of your perfectly trimmed
tight young box

As I slid my cock in I imagined
how I'd make you scream my name
but about midstroke it was me who was screaming:
"oops babe, I came"



:hitting:

 

[NES]

It was about a woman, atleast, in ruperts poem he was the only person mentioned. Plus after about the first twenty I deserved to be written in.

 

[Nadtwist]

It was about a woman, atleast, in ruperts poem he was the only person mentioned. Plus after about the first twenty I deserved to be written in.

He was allegedly thinking about titties, though..

 

[NES]

Didnt mention the sex of said titties

 

[Nadtwist]

Didnt mention the sex of said titties

point taken

 

[NES]

The Ballad of Whale Wager(to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett)

Come and listen to my story bout a man named whale
acted like he was black but was in fact was very pale
then one day while trying to act like he was sharp
blew his entire outlaw limit and is now looking for his cards
credit that is
visa
mastercard

Well now its time to say goodbye to whales outlaw account
looks like our friend could take some pointers on what money managements about
Your kindly invited back real soon when your tax refund comes again
So you can use your entire refund to sponsor my ganja habit again.
Hydro that is
sticky icky
cough cough

Just thought I'd let you all know that ol' whale is paid in full
turns out it was worth putting up with all his bull
My girls got new clothes, and I a bag of Green
Turns out Arkansas has less winning gamblers than it does pro-football teams