RubberRoom Poets Corner

[NES]

For IAG:

Have you ever heard the story of the chicken and the egg?
Where the chicken gets fried while the egg gets laid?

If you were that chicken and I were the egg
I'd ask for your white meat I'd beg and I'd beg
If you were that chicken I'd want you well done
so I'd fuck you till your feathers fall out and eat you when Im done

But like my heart the egg would break
only to be beaten and scrambled and baked in a cake
what an odd life short but great
to be loved by you and finally ate

 

[fockface]

The rubberroom, a huge doosh crew
They seemed ok, but in fact they blew
The rubbers there can't take a joke
I'll skullfock their moms and make them choke :tongue2:

 

[pubguy]

The rubberroom, a huge doosh crew
They seemed ok, but in fact they blew
The rubbers there can't take a joke
I'll skullfock their moms and make them choke :tongue2:

you're poems speak for themselves, but I have to add that you are a douchebag.

 

[quantumleap]

This is a borrowed limerick. I didn't write it.

There once was a man from La Grass,
who had balls that were made out of brass.
When he clanked them together,
They played "Stormy Weather",
and lightning shot out of his ass.

 

[mrcrash]

pubguy is not a stiff
yet he caused quite a rift
as he finally came clean
other posters said it was mean
they thought they would act tough
but at last his girlfriend said ruff ruff

 

[fockface]

you're poems speak for themselves, but I have to add that you are a douchebag.

:howdy:

The rubberroom is an epic fail
and the rubbers mom's all been to jail
lesbo, hairy, bulldog dykes
shitting sons that no one likes :shocked:

 

[pubguy]

pubguy is not a stiff
yet he caused quite a rift
as he finally came clean
other posters said it was mean
they thought they would act tough
but at last his girlfriend said ruff ruff

Nice work Mrcrash!

 

[Nadtwist]

you're poems speak for themselves, but I have to add that you are a douchebag.

More then you could ever imagine.

 

[fockface]

More then you could ever imagine.

:howdy:

 

[Inactiongirl]

For IAG:

Have you ever heard the story of the chicken and the egg?
Where the chicken gets fried while the egg gets laid?

If you were that chicken and I were the egg
I'd ask for your white meat I'd beg and I'd beg
If you were that chicken I'd want you well done
so I'd fuck you till your feathers fall out and eat you when Im done

But like my heart the egg would break
only to be beaten and scrambled and baked in a cake
what an odd life short but great
to be loved by you and finally ate

Ah Nes...always the romantic.......

 

[CityChicken]

There once was a man named Shooster
Who said to his wife when he goosed her
Hey Mary Ann! as he cleaned of his hand
Your not wiping as good as ya youster

:scared1:

 

[fockface]

Rubberroomers suck at life
I bet they share one blow up wife
Their threads are dull, their posts are lame
Those focking dooshbags, have no game Soumi

 

[Inactiongirl]

Rubberroomers suck at life
I bet they share one blow up wife
Their threads are dull, their posts are lame
Those focking dooshbags, have no game Soumi

FF..You're going to Hollywood. Simon? I mean NES?

 

[pubguy]

I got nothing
fuck Nadlust
woohoo!

 

[Inactiongirl]

I got nothing
fuck Nadlust
woohoo!

:lol:

 

[pubguy]

Fuzzy headed post big game hangover poetry is the best

 

[Nadtwist]

I got nothing
fuck Nadlust
woohoo!

Got $$$ ?

 

[pubguy]

Got $$$ ?

hunh?

 

[Nadtwist]

hunh?

My sexual services aren't free.

 

[fockface]

The rubberroom is focking gay
And yet I can not stay away
It can not be due to all the wits
It's cause you jerkoffs all have clits