Devil went down to Texas
Well the devil went down to texas he was looking for a hole to fill
He was in rut and needed to blow a nut and make some texan squeel
when he came across this older fella with his buttcheeks spread all wide
the devil whipped his cock out and said "pub better let me inside.
"I bet you didnt know it pubguy but Im a butt pirate too"
"and if you care to part that hair Im gonna stick my demon cock in you"
"now you have a sweet behind, but give the devil his due:
"I'll bet my cock of gold that I fill your hole full of my steamin demon goo"
The boy said: "my name is Pubguy and it might be a sin,
"but I'll take your cock, of demon stock, go ahead and stuff it in"
Pubguy lubed up his hole and took it mighty hard
as the devil slid up inside him and left his colon scarred
And if you can take the flaming cock you'll win a reach-around
but if you cant ol' beezlebubs gonna blow one in your mouth....
Well the devil went down to texas he was looking for a hole to fill
He was in rut and needed to blow a nut and make some texan squeel
when he came across this older fella with his buttcheeks spread all wide
the devil whipped his cock out and said "pub better let me inside.
"I bet you didnt know it pubguy but Im a butt pirate too"
"and if you care to part that hair Im gonna stick my demon cock in you"
"now you have a sweet behind, but give the devil his due:
"I'll bet my cock of gold that I fill your hole full of my steamin demon goo"
The boy said: "my name is Pubguy and it might be a sin,
"but I'll take your cock, of demon stock, go ahead and stuff it in"
Pubguy lubed up his hole and took it mighty hard
as the devil slid up inside him and left his colon scarred
And if you can take the flaming cock you'll win a reach-around
but if you cant ol' beezlebubs gonna blow one in your mouth....
Uno (to the tune of One by Metallica)
I cant remember anything
Got one nut left in my sling
right underneath my ding-a-ling
a single nut mocks me
Now that the cancer is through with me
Im waking up but its hard to pee
the offset nut diverts the stream
the bathroom rug is soaked now
Cry myself to sleep as hold my nut
oh god help meeeeeeeeee
Down in my sack my nut's alone
swinging back and forth underneath my bone
a single nut in an oversized home
much more skin than teste
I sure miss the good old days
when my balls were whole, they laugh and played
bouncing off the rectums of the chicks we layed
my favorite nut abondoned me
Cry myself to sleep as hold my nut
oh god help meeeeeeeeee
Now one nut is gone, and one's alone
oh god help meeeeeeeeeee
Cancer,
has taken my nut.....ok I give up, sorry Uno.
I cant remember anything
Got one nut left in my sling
right underneath my ding-a-ling
a single nut mocks me
Now that the cancer is through with me
Im waking up but its hard to pee
the offset nut diverts the stream
the bathroom rug is soaked now
Cry myself to sleep as hold my nut
oh god help meeeeeeeeee
Down in my sack my nut's alone
swinging back and forth underneath my bone
a single nut in an oversized home
much more skin than teste
I sure miss the good old days
when my balls were whole, they laugh and played
bouncing off the rectums of the chicks we layed
my favorite nut abondoned me
Cry myself to sleep as hold my nut
oh god help meeeeeeeeee
Now one nut is gone, and one's alone
oh god help meeeeeeeeeee
Cancer,
has taken my nut.....ok I give up, sorry Uno.
