RubberRoom Poets Corner

[mplastered]

This thread is retarded and started by Nes
Heard he was gay cause he wears a pink dress.
It's run for 4 pages and that is a shock
but wearing pinks dresses won't make you like cock.

Just havin' some fun Nes, so you carry on.
I'm off to watch hockey with my favorite blonde.
She doesn't know hockey and questions each play,
but I don't wear pink and she knows I'm not gay.

Just kiddin' bud.

 

[The Gent]

Here's a story..... of a Greendoberman.... who was living a lie all alone.....until the one day he became Clyde Fontaine.....and now calls EOG his home.

And now Greendobie has a family....of stiffs just like him and Terry.....throw in the green tank top fairy....and that just leaves Angels false cherry...

The stiffy bunch....the stiffy bunch.....it wasnt Pats cousin but that is just a hunch..........

 

[NES]

This thread is retarded and started by Nes
Heard he was gay cause he wears a pink dress.
It's run for 4 pages and that is a shock
but wearing pinks dresses won't make you like cock.

Just havin' some fun Nes, so you carry on.
I'm off to watch hockey with my favorite blonde.
She doesn't know hockey and questions each play,
but I don't wear pink and she knows I'm not gay.

Just kiddin' bud.

Well well well if it isnt old mplastered
everyones favorite degenerate bastard
famous for having more winning wagers than teeth
but ironically hasnt won a wager for the last 8 weeks
to live your life for some would be like dreamin'
but only if that person is into drinking gallons of semen
and everyone knows that your favorite blonde
in front of your friends prefers to be called mom

 

[mplastered]

Well well well if it isnt old mplastered
everyones favorite degenerate bastard
famous for having more winning wagers than teeth
but ironically hasnt won a wager for the last 8 weeks
to live your life for some would be like dreamin'
but only if that person is into drinking gallons of semen
and everyone knows that your favorite blonde
in front of your friends prefers to be called mom

:toast:

 

[NES]

Twas the nite before friday and all through the Rx
The same old fat bastards were still not having sex
all Posting and sharing their bets without a care
since its only the internet and fake wagers and herpes was meant to be shared

Old Sooner Dawg was off in his bed sawing logs,
dreaming of sucking sugarplums out of the rectums of dogs
And Quantum in his turd trance as he filled up billhill's bum
with his two inch killer ol' spicket of cum


When back in sooners mom's room their came quite a clatter
as climax i reached and my jizz began to splatter
not just on his mom, because for the most part I missed her
and would have wasted it all had it not been for his sister.

.....to be continuesd

 

[festeringZit]

Twas the nite before friday and all through the Rx
The same old fat bastards were still not having sex
all Posting and sharing their bets without a care
since its only the internet and fake wagers and herpes was meant to be shared

Old Sooner Dawg was off in his bed sawing logs,
dreaming of sucking sugarplums out of the rectums of dogs
And Quantum in his turd trance as he filled up billhill's bum
with his two inch killer ol' spicket of cum


When back in sooners mom's room their came quite a clatter
as climax i reached and my jizz began to splatter
not just on his mom, because for the most part I missed her
and would have wasted it all had it not been for his sister.

.....to be continuesd

not bad...

 

[The Gent]

Nes is a $5 clerk who found himself a $5 whore for a circle jerk.....he came on her face and love soon embraced a hillbilly and his first lay.

Happy VD kids........

 

[NES]

Oh teddy, if it wasnt for you I'd probably hate all idiots

 

[OnWisconsin]

here i sit spanking it good
mad as hell as my shit is deadwood
maybe it's the visions of nes's mom dancing in my head
or the knowledge of what he does with a loaf of bread

stroking like hell getting madder n shit
and up pops an image of a festering zit
beating it good, hitting it hard
goddammit, here comes steak tar tar

might as well give it up might as well quit
but while i'm on the toilet i might as well shit
so here's to you, nes, zit, steak tar tar
have fun fixing your hair after that last fart

whatever the moral may be however you may feel
it is time to sign off and catch king of the hill

 

[NES]

lmao, finally somebody with some talent around here.

 

[NES]

poop, shit, feces, and crap
Nancy Pelosi, a wank, and a nap

 

[DungBeetle]

rubber room poets drinks and smoke
better than reading The Audacity of Hope
suddenly a loud knock on the door
I ain't expecting no one, but I hope it's some whore
I look through the peep and it's a hell of a sight
the rubber room poets with a keg of Natty Light
of course they brought some bitches and the part was on
a couple dozen Nattys and their fvcking on the lawn

 

[steaktartar]

teddy the gent
treats the fat hillbilly with resent
he nips at shrinks balls
while on the phone making calls
to all his old friends from ebets

 

[OnWisconsin]

disappointed and broken hearted, here i sit
came into the rubber room to be reminded of my last shit
but all the threads are gone, wish i could have done my part
instead i'll hike my leg on this stool and pass a loud fart

why oh why, they were getting views and replies
but now they're gone due to the request of a single guy
madder 'n hell, NES ain't gonna take it no more
i got a feeling that he's gonna settle the score

so i'm gonna sit back and enjoy the show
as i've got no place else to go
i must admit that i found the pictures pretty fucking gross
so i was not one bit upset to see those motherfuckers go

 

[NES]

There one was a poster named kidman
who was obviously more kid than man
we he found something mildly offensive
off to the mods the bitch ran

A fucking hypocrit and a bitch
I mean your avatar has a naked chick
I guess the question I should have asked you
what movie reminds you of your rectum's favorite dick

But lucky for you there was barman
deleting threads gives him a hard on
For the Rx gets he comes at quite the bargain
Delete, ban, repeat, suck some dick for crack? now we're talkin!

 

[steaktartar]

lol

 

[Inactiongirl]

Free shadow!

 

[DungBeetle]

kidman the rubber room shit police
why you tryin to bring the room to its knees
if you cant take the heat stay out of the kitchen
dont open the thread if your going to start bitchin

 

[GasMan]

not bad...

I second that...not bad NES. You are actually coherent

 

[steaktartar]

there was once was a poster named kidman
who bitched to the mods about shit man
he is now on lists
of rubberroom terrorists
he is still a better poster than fishead