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Greatest in sports history.

  • Yes

    Votes: 12 60.0%
  • No

    Votes: 8 40.0%

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He was suffering from jet lag and was wide awake...He was on his way to a Jack-In-The-Box...he had just gotten back from Asia where it would have been 2:30 in the afternoon...
 

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she probably found out he was cheating on her.
he took off..and crashed...
 

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VD...No Jack in the Box franchises in Florida

So clearly, he was DUI

Case Closed

d1g1t
 

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I like my second theory and I am sticking with it until they change rediculous story about her doing the jaws of life with the golfing iron.

Its the stupidist thing I have ever heard in my life and they must be desperate to think of that excuse

Please learn how to spell the word "ridiculous." Two times now you look foolish.
 

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Please add this post to the list of dumbest posts of the year. Good god, how do you know this?

:ohno:

Experience. Don't make comments on something you know nothing about. You don't know me or my experience with people like this so don't be so insulting. It makes you look foolish.

Any experience with people like this and you would realize this happens all the time. There are dozens of people on this board alone that would back me up on this who actually know people who get special treatment because they live in exclusive communities.
 

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its a domestic dispute. Tiger flees his home to get away from his wife because she is attacking him with a putter iron.

He gets into his vehicle and she is pounding the windshield wiith the putter.

She breaks the windshield glass and Tiger now cut and in pain drives to get away....but


Hits the fire hydrant and then hits the tree..

Wifey continues to pound on the windshield in beserker mode.

Tigger time for divorce court.

I have to admit, this is what crossed my mind when I heard this new version. My question is, why did she feel the need to break out the back window??? Tiger wasn't anywhere near the back window. Certainly she would have been more effective breaking out a window closer to where he was.
 

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So let me get this straight:

Tiger hits a fire hydrant/tree at a speed so slow that his air bags dont come out, yet the SUV is so destroyed that his wife has to break a window with a golf club to get him out.

How about just opening the door? Any of the five probably would have done.

Sounds to me like she was chasing the car and whacking it with the golf club and he was fleeing, probably looking back at her and hit the tree. Now knowing he was all bloody (prob no seat belt, prob hit the windshield), she freaks out and is standing there by him with a golf club while he is all bloody.

Sean
 

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When asked how fast he was going Woods replied:

"About as fast as OJ in that Ford Bronco."
 

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the wife has grown tired of this self absorbed prick and decided its time to get her half...

so much for being a billionaire tiger.....
 

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Experience. Don't make comments on something you know nothing about. You don't know me or my experience with people like this so don't be so insulting. It makes you look foolish.

Any experience with people like this and you would realize this happens all the time. There are dozens of people on this board alone that would back me up on this who actually know people who get special treatment because they live in exclusive communities.

Look foolish? Let me remind you what you said:

People in exclusive neighborhoods oftentimes don't get DUI tests run on them when involved in minor fender benders.

A. There's no possible way you would know this unless you've taken a census in every exlusive neighborhood across America.

B. I know for a fact that policemen don't OFTENTIMES let people off of obvious DUI infractions. It just doesn't happen. Yes it does happen on occassion but it doesn't OFTENTIMES happen.

C. In a fender bender there is a third party besides the policeman and the offender. Are you telling me a cops OFTENTIMES look the other way when the person hit in the fender bender knows the person that hit them was drunk? Now you're saying a cop would risk his job simply because a person comes from an exclusive neighborhood.

Get a clue dude.
 

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Look foolish? Let me remind you what you said:

People in exclusive neighborhoods oftentimes don't get DUI tests run on them when involved in minor fender benders.

A. There's no possible way you would know this unless you've taken a census in every exlusive neighborhood across America.

B. I know for a fact that policemen don't OFTENTIMES let people off of obvious DUI infractions. It just doesn't happen. Yes it does happen on occassion but it doesn't OFTENTIMES happen.

C. In a fender bender there is a third party besides the policeman and the offender. Are you telling me a cops OFTENTIMES look the other way when the person hit in the fender bender knows the person that hit them was drunk? Now you're saying a cop would risk his job simply because a person comes from an exclusive neighborhood.

Get a clue dude.

I guess I owe you an apology. After seeing how you jumped on that guy who misspelled something twice and then jumped on my post I see maybe you didn't get the love you wanted on Thanksgiving. Or perhaps you are on your period. Hey it happens.

Sorry I posted about the frequent times I've heard of cops letting people go in exclusive neighborhoods. I shouldn't have posted my personal experiences and had you not realize I have this experience. I should have realized that the holidays were getting you down.

Besides, you couldn't possibly know that I have this experience, I realize you're just covering your outburst. I have a clue, it's called experience and since you don't know me you couldn't possibly know I had this experience.

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how much do the guards make :103631605

they can clean up anything before you call the cops

knocked out they had to call for help :ohno:
 

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how does one just fly out of there driveway into a tree or something instantly and not be drunk like a hobo? something does not make sense
 

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