Master Tiger Woods Thread - All Tiger Threads Merged into this one.

[Jabow]

Heres the real deal guys

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

 

[PointGiven]

As soon as I heard this, I figured pussy had to be part of the equation. Yup, it looks like I was right. Tiger Woods has reportedly been banging some club skank named Rachel Uchitel. I've seen some pics and she looks like the type you nail just to get off but don't want to bring home to meet your Mom.

so you mean he left this

for this?

:think2:

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Maybe Tiger caught her in bed with his putter...

 

[WorldNumberOne]

how can this be... mr perfect involved in something like this .

and what does buick think of his driving a cadillac around ?

i would have thought an expensive truck like that would have a sensor telling the dumb fuck " hydrant close by " or " watch out for that tree "

maybe elin was night putting with mitch cumstein ...

 

[Donnybasbl]

how can this be... mr perfect involved in something like this .

and what does buick think of his driving a cadillac around ?

i would have thought an expensive truck like that would have a sensor telling the dumb fuck " hydrant close by " or " watch out for that tree "

maybe elin was night putting with mitch cumstein ...

GM owns both Buick and Cadillac. Ultimately, they're the ones paying his endorsement bills.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

GM owns both Buick and Cadillac. Ultimately, they're the ones paying his endorsement bills.

still doesnt explain mitch cumstein .....

 

[Enfuego]

I guess I owe you an apology. After seeing how you jumped on that guy who misspelled something twice and then jumped on my post I see maybe you didn't get the love you wanted on Thanksgiving. Or perhaps you are on your period. Hey it happens.

Sorry I posted about the frequent times I've heard of cops letting people go in exclusive neighborhoods. I shouldn't have posted my personal experiences and had you not realize I have this experience. I should have realized that the holidays were getting you down.

Besides, you couldn't possibly know that I have this experience, I realize you're just covering your outburst. I have a clue, it's called experience and since you don't know me you couldn't possibly know I had this experience.

:toast:

Let's say you have had an experience and let's even say some aunt or friend of yours has had one as well tht still doesn't mean that OFTENTIMES cops let people go in exclusive neighborhoods just because of where they live. That's just an ignorant statement with no basis of fact. Until you admit that then we'll just go on and on. You also ignored my point about the third party being there and knowing a person is drunk but oh well.

Now I see you're attacking me personally and that often times happens when a guy gets exposed for making a goofy statement.

 

[JackStraw77]

I heard Elin no longer wanted to wash and clean his balls every
morning.

 

[quantumleap]

Let's say you have had an experience and let's even say some aunt or friend of yours has had one as well tht still doesn't mean that OFTENTIMES cops let people go in exclusive neighborhoods just because of where they live. That's just an ignorant statement with no basis of fact. Until you admit that then we'll just go on and on. You also ignored my point about the third party being there and knowing a person is drunk but oh well.

Now I see you're attacking me personally and that often times happens when a guy gets exposed for making a goofy statement.

Look at the post by chrishansen who says he is the son of a police officer and he says this happens frequently so he is also someone with experience to agrees with me. So I guess you have another person to argue with.

As far as multiple people, I never mentioned mulitple people, you did. That's a fabrication on your part. I was referring to just one person being involved in an accident.

But the most important thing in all this is that no one cares what a hot head thinks. People look at reactions like your and realize you're just picking at things trying to pick a fight and they dismiss whatever you have to say.

 

[ThePharmacist+]

She is beautiful, but Tiger could have any girl in the world

 

[sean1]

Cops let rich people, their personal friends, friends of friends, doctors who take care of them, etc etc off all the time.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is very very very naive.

Sean

 

[D2bets]

Cops let rich people, their personal friends, friends of friends, doctors who take care of them, etc etc off all the time.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is very very very naive.

Sean

Let them off of what? A speeding ticket? Rape? Murder?

 

[GilRenard]

Sounds like old Tiger has an issue with popping pills. Not that it's such a big deal, but funny nonetheless. If they made him piss in a cup, it will take a few days for the truth to come out.

 

[ThePharmacist+]

Hope Tiger recovers from this

 

[chrishansen]

Look at the post by chrishansen who says he is the son of a police officer and he says this happens frequently so he is also someone with experience to agrees with me. So I guess you have another person to argue with.

As far as multiple people, I never mentioned mulitple people, you did. That's a fabrication on your part. I was referring to just one person being involved in an accident.

But the most important thing in all this is that no one cares what a hot head thinks. People look at reactions like your and realize you're just picking at things trying to pick a fight and they dismiss whatever you have to say.

im not tryin to argue this

but i agree with you as stated by what i would hope to be credible information thru my fathers 30 years of service

yes, rich and famous people get many breaks and the law is bent or non existing for many, the type of neighborhood you live in will play a roll, where you work who you associate with, all these are things in which officers will look the other way

why they look the other way

*some do it looking for a kick back

*some do it in fear of a higher power fucking them later own by not cutting a certain person a break

*some like my old man cut many breaks and looked the other way, but for people he use to try and use good judgement on and most of the time it was your average person, his thinking, sometimes the average person or person who has some struggles deserved a break once in awhile

words of advice when dealing with law enforcement

respect them
be polite and calm
never tell more info than needed
assume you are in the wrong
dont act to nice and talk em up

good chance you get a break

 

[Enfuego]

Look at the post by chrishansen who says he is the son of a police officer and he says this happens frequently so he is also someone with experience to agrees with me. So I guess you have another person to argue with.

As far as multiple people, I never mentioned mulitple people, you did. That's a fabrication on your part. I was referring to just one person being involved in an accident.

But the most important thing in all this is that no one cares what a hot head thinks. People look at reactions like your and realize you're just picking at things trying to pick a fight and they dismiss whatever you have to say.

You said OFTEMTIMES when people get into a fender bender and they're from a nice neighborhood they're let off.

You have nothing and I mean nothing to base this statement on and furthermore are you talking about one fenderbender or multimple? If you're talking about one then yeah it's totally believable but multiple people is far fetched. That would mean multiple people witnessed a drunk rich person hit their car and they said nothing which is not believable.

Keep the personal attacks coming though. It really doesn't bother me however you still haven't told me how you know or how you can prove that rich people OFTENTIMES are let off of DUI's. Keep trying though.

I'm not arguing with you. It's a disagreement and that's what happens on a forum. One of us appears angry and one of us does not.

 

[1968]

Tiger Woods reportedly injured from Domestic Violence

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Posted Nov 28th 2009 6:08AM by TMZ Staff
<!-- sphereit start -->Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his [COLOR=#29A256 ! important][COLOR=#29A256 ! important]Escalade[/COLOR][/COLOR] hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription [COLOR=#29A256 ! important][COLOR=#29A256 ! important]pain [COLOR=#29A256 ! important]medication[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR]
for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger...fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#ixzz0YBj2YW29

 

[1968]

yes i know, it is TMZ, but it is the most believable story to date.

 

[patswin]

looks like this is going to get interesting

 

[AlwayzRight]

its a domestic dispute. Tiger flees his home to get away from his wife because she is attacking him with a putter iron.

He gets into his vehicle and she is pounding the windshield wiith the putter.

She breaks the windshield glass and Tiger now cut and in pain drives to get away....but


Hits the fire hydrant and then hits the tree..

Wifey continues to pound on the windshield in beserker mode.

Tigger time for divorce court.

+50 Good job Conan...spot on.