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how does one just fly out of there driveway into a tree or something instantly and not be drunk like a hobo? something does not make sense
if you've got a crazy woman swinging a golf club at you ....
 

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<cite id="photoTimestamp">2009-11-27</cite>


<!-- end photo cont --> A March 2001 photo shows Tigers Woods' home, center, near Windermere, Fla. Woods was injured in an accident early Friday, Nov. 27, 2009, when his sports utility vehicle struck a fire hydrant and a tree near his Orlando-area mansion in a gated waterfront community. The Florida Highway Patrol said the world's top golfer hit the hydrant and then a tree after pulling out of his driveway in his 2009 Cadillac SUV.
 

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questions

1. where was he going at 2:30 in the morn

2. his wife hears the accident, nicks a fire hydrant and just a few scuffs on the tree going at a slow speed, hmmm heard it, possible!

3. wife runs out to see the accident? did she carry a golf club with her?

4. or did she run out see the accident and go to the car? see her hubby witha bloddy lip and think, o shit i gotta get him out, then run back inside to find of all things a golf club and go and break the back window out

5. tiger loses conciousness, wtf? at that speed and just a bloody lip, quite possible if you have had a few too many otherwise no way, alcohol involved yes if he blacked out, dude is in too good shape for some little accident, (and for the record i went thru a windshield at 60 mph head first, no seat belt no cuts or bruises and never even got blacked out, jst a a 2inch cut on my knee)

6. who called the police? the wifey? i would have to say the chances of a woman realizing an accident in this matter would call, or get help, or just scream, not go get a golf club and smash a back window, just dont think a woman would react like that


would the police cover this up for such a famous person, hell yes 100% and that comes from the stories from my old man who spent 30 years as a police officer, who always claimed the rich n famous go by different laws, but not meaning all officers are this way, some dont give a shit and stick by the law, my old man i must say was not this way, but it was in the case of the average person in which he cut the breaks

with such little details i would have to go with the alcohol and dispute with the wifey
 

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questions

1. where was he going at 2:30 in the morn

2. his wife hears the accident, nicks a fire hydrant and just a few scuffs on the tree going at a slow speed, hmmm heard it, possible!

3. wife runs out to see the accident? did she carry a golf club with her?

4. or did she run out see the accident and go to the car? see her hubby witha bloddy lip and think, o shit i gotta get him out, then run back inside to find of all things a golf club and go and break the back window out

5. tiger loses conciousness, wtf? at that speed and just a bloody lip, quite possible if you have had a few too many otherwise no way, alcohol involved yes if he blacked out, dude is in too good shape for some little accident, (and for the record i went thru a windshield at 60 mph head first, no seat belt no cuts or bruises and never even got blacked out, jst a a 2inch cut on my knee)

6. who called the police? the wifey? i would have to say the chances of a woman realizing an accident in this matter would call, or get help, or just scream, not go get a golf club and smash a back window, just dont think a woman would react like that


would the police cover this up for such a famous person, hell yes 100% and that comes from the stories from my old man who spent 30 years as a police officer, who always claimed the rich n famous go by different laws, but not meaning all officers are this way, some dont give a shit and stick by the law, my old man i must say was not this way, but it was in the case of the average person in which he cut the breaks

with such little details i would have to go with the alcohol and dispute with the wifey

All good points Chris, especially about losing consciousness going less than 33 mph. But I would like to add one more. Would a girly girl like Tiger's wife have the upper arm strength to break out a back window of an SUV with a golf club?
 

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The Florida Highway Patrol said alcohol was not involved, although the accident remains under investigation and charges could be filed.

Now this is the "what aren't they telling us" part. If there's no alcohol then what are these charges that could be filed? He was backing out of his driveway. Is it even possible to get a moving violation if you don't make it out of your driveway? Can't be speeding. What, no turn signal?

It's going to be real interesting to find out what really happened here.
 

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All good points Chris, especially about losing consciousness going less than 33 mph. But I would like to add one more. Would a girly girl like Tiger's wife have the upper arm strength to break out a back window of an SUV with a golf club?

Yes, especially if it was one of Tiger's drivers. The question is why that would be anyone's first reaction to do. Didn't she have keys to the car? She decided to grab a glof clock rather than the clicker? Weird.
 

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from tmz..which is going to be accurate unlike any of the BS you are reading from the newswire or Tiger's PR team.

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene
 

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Yo Enfugeo

C. In a fender bender there is a third party besides the policeman and the offender. Are you telling me a cops OFTENTIMES look the other way when the person hit in the fender bender knows the person that hit them was drunk? Now you're saying a cop would risk his job simply because a person comes from an exclusive neighborhood.

Get a clue dude.



Hmm run on sentence , frickin jiberish english. You critizise people? get a life d+ck wad
 

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tiger should have just run her over instead of the poor fire hydrant and tree.
 

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If anything this will make Tiger even more popular with his target advertising group. What do wealthy and powerful white men who golf do. Smoke cigars, get drunk, marry trophy wives and cheat on them with even hotter women. We are talking about golf here. All guys do in the clubhouse is talk about sex and who's banging the hottest women. These same guys buy expensive cars, go on exotic vacations, drink expensive wine and champagne, smoke the finest cigars and have executive positions at Fortune 500 companies. Unless your Phil Mickelson it's a badge of honor to have a a piece of trim at every tour stop. Now people are making a big deal over this. Tiger just increased his popularity 100x times.
 

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TMZ can't be wrong? This does add up though...

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Posted Nov 28th 2009 12:08AM by TMZ Staff
<!-- sphereit start -->Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medicationfor an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger...fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#ixzz0Y8JV6a1T
 
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in tigers defense he does have a problem driving and this is not the first or last tree he has hit, he often goes right and finds the trees

i guess keeping a ball in the fairway by driving applys to keeping a car in the road when driving when your tiger woods, not as easy as it seems when your tiger
 

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The Florida Highway Patrol said alcohol was not involved, although the accident remains under investigation and charges could be filed.

Now this is the "what aren't they telling us" part. If there's no alcohol then what are these charges that could be filed? He was backing out of his driveway. Is it even possible to get a moving violation if you don't make it out of your driveway? Can't be speeding. What, no turn signal?

Damaging the fire hydrant would be a (very low level) criminal or traffic offense
 

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not shocked that his wife did it. He's cheating on her with some woman. Of course she's pissed. The story that was floated around today didn't make sense. Having her walk out with the golf club and hit the car does.
 

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Here's my take...

He's half asleep in bed. She comes storming in about the Enquirer story and his cheating. They start arguing and she takes some swings and scratches him. He storms out. She goes out after him with the club and starts hitting the car. He backs out quickly in a panic and his the hydrant and tree. She keeps after him and smashes out the window. She's drags him out into the street and he acts half-conscious hoping she won't beat him to death in an altered state.

Of course is something like this really did happen and the police know, they really shouldn't have let him go home alone with her. Let's hope he makes it through alive tonight and she don't finish him off.
 

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As soon as I heard this, I figured pussy had to be part of the equation. Yup, it looks like I was right. Tiger Woods has reportedly been banging some club skank named Rachel Uchitel. I've seen some pics and she looks like the type you nail just to get off but don't want to bring home to meet your Mom.
 

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This wreaks of a cover up as their are also reports that Tiger has been having a sexual relationship outside his marriage and now less than a week later this happens. Total Speculation but where there is smoke there is usually fire and at 2am that fire usually smells like booze!
 

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how stupid do they think people are?
yeah the little 100lb wife breaks down the glass and drags out her 200+ lb husband to safety.
whatever pr person came up w/ this story needs to be fired
 
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P----Y....strongest thing on the Planet....

Tiger did the right thing getting out of the house instead of giving her a beat down...was the club a driver or an iron?
 

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