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D2bets · Nov 27, 2009

A local police chief in Florida says Tiger Woods’ wife used a golf club to smash out the back window and helped get the golfer out of the car. Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press on Friday that Elin Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside. Saylor says officers found Woods laying in the street with his wife hovering over him.
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Incubus · Nov 27, 2009

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ConansHammer · Nov 27, 2009

its a domestic dispute. Tiger flees his home to get away from his wife because she is attacking him with a putter iron.

He gets into his vehicle and she is pounding the windshield wiith the putter.

She breaks the windshield glass and Tiger now cut and in pain drives to get away....but

Hits the fire hydrant and then hits the tree..

Wifey continues to pound on the windshield in beserker mode.

Tigger time for divorce court.

Donnybasbl · Nov 27, 2009

ConansHammer said:
its a domestic dispute. Tiger flees his home to get away from his wife because she is attacking him with a putter iron.

He gets into his vehicle and she is pounding the windshield wiith the putter.

She breaks the windshield glass and Tiger now cut and in pain drives to get away....but

Hits the fire hydrant and then hits the tree..

Wifey continues to pound on the windshield in beserker mode.

Tigger time for divorce court.

Okay.....your theory is changing every couple of hours. Your first theory had something to do with an arm hanging out the window. Is this the story you're sticking to?

D2bets · Nov 27, 2009

ConansHammer said:
its a domestic dispute. Tiger flees his home to get away from his wife because she is attacking him with a putter iron.

He gets into his vehicle and she is pounding the windshield wiith the putter.

She breaks the windshield glass and Tiger now cut and in pain drives to get away....but

Hits the fire hydrant and then hits the tree..

Wifey continues to pound on the windshield in beserker mode.

Tigger time for divorce court.

What a theory!

ConansHammer · Nov 27, 2009

yeah now that the rediculous story of his wife trying to free him from the wreckage is the latest.

Donnybasbl · Nov 27, 2009

ConansHammer said:
yeah now that the rediculous story of his wife trying to free him from the wreckage is the latest.

If you're looking for ideas, you may want to somehow involve Mickelson in the next installment. And a midget.

WorldNumberOne · Nov 27, 2009

cant wait until next years masters where jim nance can talk non stop about tigers ability to come back from a horrible crash where he ended up with one of bloodiest noses in history .

let the over hyping begin....

Incubus · Nov 27, 2009

Donnybasbl said:
If you're looking for ideas, you may want to somehow involve Mickelson in the next installment. And a midget.

:lolBIG:

barman · Nov 27, 2009

ConansHammer said:
its a domestic dispute. Tiger flees his home to get away from his wife because she is attacking him with a putter iron.

He gets into his vehicle and she is pounding the windshield wiith the putter.

She breaks the windshield glass and Tiger now cut and in pain drives to get away....but

Hits the fire hydrant and then hits the tree..

Wifey continues to pound on the windshield in beserker mode.

Tigger time for divorce court.

No way anyone can argue with the above

Case Closed

:drink:

ConansHammer · Nov 27, 2009

I like my second theory and I am sticking with it until they change rediculous story about her doing the jaws of life with the golfing iron.

Its the stupidist thing I have ever heard in my life and they must be desperate to think of that excuse

RobFunk · Nov 27, 2009

World Number One said:
cant wait until next years masters where jim nance can talk non stop about tigers ability to come back from a horrible crash where he ended up with one of bloodiest noses in history .

let the over hyping begin....

It's funny because I can actually picture that.

"Tiger....coming all...the way back...from his bout...with a fire hydrant...only one stroke away....from capturing
....another masters title....AND THERE IT IS!"

wilheim · Nov 27, 2009

The important thing regardless of the details is apparently Woods having been released from the hospital is physically OK..

Probably got in an argument with Elin and said to hell with this I going out and backed into the hydrant then hit the gas and hit the tree.

In my younger days I would do the same thing (leave the house and go to a friends or a motel till things calmed down) instead of fight with my wife or girlfriend. I never got in a wreck in the process though.

wil...

barman · Nov 27, 2009

wilheim said:
The important regardless of the details apparently Woods having been released from the hospital is physically OK..

Probably got in an argument with Elin and said to hell with this I going out and backed into the hydrant then hit the gas and hit the tree.

In my younger days I would do the same thing (leave the house and go to a friends or a motel till things calmed down) instead of fight with my wife or girlfriend. I never got in a wreck in the process though.

wil...

yep....better to get out and cool it rather than have her call the cops

Just have to be sure and not pull a Richard Pryor....

"FUCK YOU Bitch...I'm LEAVING!!"....slam the front door, get out to your car and then realize you left your keys inside the house

d1g1t

WorldNumberOne · Nov 27, 2009

he is home resting surrounded by all his buddies. they rallied around him hoping there wouldnt be any delays when flying tiger woods airlines....

this is such a non story..

WorldNumberOne · Nov 27, 2009

now i see a report that there were " cuts on his lips "

clearly a black joke...

how fucking fast can someone go while backing out of a driveway ??

wilheim · Nov 27, 2009

Police chief: Woods' wife helped after accident

Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident early Friday outside his Florida mansion, and a local police chief said his wife used a golf club to smash out the back window and help get the world's No. 1 golfer out of the SUV.

Woods was treated and released from a hospital in good condition, his spokesman said. The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods' vehicle hit a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor's yard as he pulled out of his driveway at 2:25 a.m.

Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press that officers found the 33-year-old PGA star laying in the street with his wife, Elin, hovering over him.

She told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and "came out and broke the back window with a golf club."

Woods had lacerations to his upper and lower lips, and he had blood in his mouth, Saylor said.

The chief said Woods was in and out of consciousness when his two officers arrived. He said the officers held Woods to the ground and "when he woke up, he tried to get up and lost consciousness."

He said officers treated Woods for 10 minutes until an ambulance arrived.

The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was alone in his 2009 Cadillac when he pulled out of his driveway from his mansion at Isleworth, a gated waterfront community just outside Orlando.
The patrol reported Woods' injuries as serious, although Woods spokesman Glenn Greenspan issued a statement that Woods was treated and released.

The patrol said alcohol was not involved, although the accident remains under investigation and charges could be filed.

Left unanswered was where Woods was going at that hour. Greenspan and agent Mark Steinberg said there would be no comment beyond the short statement of the accident on Woods' Web site.

Woods, coming off a two-week trip to China and Australia earlier this month, is host of the Chevron World Challenge in Thousand Oaks, Calif., which starts Thursday. He is scheduled to have his press conference Tuesday afternoon at Sherwood Country Club. Steinberg said he did not know if Woods planned to play next week.

The accident report was not released until nearly 12 hours after Woods was injured. Patrol spokesman Kim Montes said the accident did not meet the criteria of a serious crash, and the FHP only put out a press release because of inquiries from local media.

Montes said the patrol reports injuries as serious if they require more than minor medical attention.

Air bags in the SUV did not deploy.

Investigators still have not had a chance to speak to Woods, but when they do, "we will ask him everything," Montes said. "We just haven't had a chance to do so because he was being medically treated."

Montes said charges could be filed if there was a clear traffic violation, although troopers still do not know what caused Woods' SUV to hit the hydrant and the tree.

Woods' $2.4 million home is part of an exclusive subdivision near Orlando, a community set on an Arnold Palmer-designed golf course and a chain of small lakes. The neighborhood, which is fortified with high brick walls and has its own security force, is home to CEOs and other sports stars such as the NBA's Shaquille O'Neal.

The Orlando Sentinel reported that an orange and white barricade sat on top of a hole in front of Woods' home. About 10 feet away, there was a tire track near an oak tree in his neighbor's yard. The tree had a few scuff marks but was largely unscathed.

Woods, who has won 82 times around the world and 14 majors, attended the Stanford-Cal football game last Saturday, where he tossed the coin at the start of the game and was inducted into Stanford's sports Hall of Fame at halftime.

He won six times this year after missing eight months recovering from reconstructive surgery on his left knee. Even though he failed to win a major, Woods said he considered this a successful year because he did not know how his knee would respond.

 Doug Ferguson reported from Jacksonville, Fla. Associated Press writers Tamara Lush and Lisa Orkin Emmanuel in Miami contributed to this report.
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ConansHammer · Nov 27, 2009

:grandmais who believes the official story? :grandmais$*)

arniesarmy · Nov 27, 2009

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Woods was treated and released from a hospital in good condition, his spokesman said. The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods’ vehicle hit a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor’s yard as he pulled out of his driveway at 2:25 a.m.<o

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Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press that officers found the 33-year-old PGA star laying in the street with his wife, Elin, hovering over him.<o

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She told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and “came out and broke the back window with a golf club.”<o

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Woods had lacerations to his upper and lower lips, and he had blood in his mouth, Saylor said.<o

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The chief said Woods was in and out of consciousness when his two officers arrived. He said the officers held Woods to the ground and “when he woke up, he tried to get up and lost consciousness.”<o

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He said officers treated Woods for 10 minutes until an ambulance arrived.<o

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The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was alone in his 2009 Cadillac when he pulled out of his driveway from his mansion at Isleworth, a gated waterfront community just outside Orlando.<o

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The patrol reported Woods’ injuries as serious, although Woods spokesman Glenn Greenspan issued a statement that Woods was treated and released.<o

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The patrol said alcohol was not involved, although the accident remains under investigation and charges could be filed.<o

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Left unanswered was where Woods was going at that hour. Greenspan and agent Mark Steinberg said there would be no comment beyond the short statement of the accident on Woods’ Web site.<o

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Woods, coming off a two-week trip to China and Australia earlier this month, is host of the Chevron World Challenge in Thousand Oaks, Calif., which starts Thursday. He is scheduled to have his press conference Tuesday afternoon at Sherwood Country Club. Steinberg said he did not know if Woods planned to play next week.<o

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The accident report was not released until nearly 12 hours after Woods was injured. Patrol spokesman Kim Montes said the accident did not meet the criteria of a serious crash, and the FHP only put out a press release because of inquiries from local media.<o

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Montes said the patrol reports injuries as serious if they require more than minor medical attention.<o

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Air bags in the SUV did not deploy.<o

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Investigators still have not had a chance to speak to Woods, but when they do, “we will ask him everything,” Montes said. “We just haven’t had a chance to do so because he was being medically treated.”<o

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Montes said charges could be filed if there was a clear traffic violation, although troopers still do not know what caused Woods’ SUV to hit the hydrant and the tree.<o

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Woods’ $2.4 million home is part of an exclusive subdivision near Orlando, a community set on an Arnold Palmer-designed golf course and a chain of small lakes. The neighborhood, which is fortified with high brick walls and has its own security force, is home to CEOs and other sports stars such as the NBA’s Shaquille O’Neal.<o

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The Orlando Sentinel reported that an orange and white barricade sat on top of a hole in front of Woods’ home. About 10 feet away, there was a tire track near an oak tree in his neighbor’s yard. The tree had a few scuff marks but was largely unscathed.<o

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Woods, who has won 82 times around the world and 14 majors, attended the Stanford-Cal football game last Saturday, where he tossed the coin at the start of the game and was inducted into Stanford’s sports Hall of Fame at halftime.<o

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He won six times this year after missing eight months recovering from reconstructive surgery on his left knee. Even though he failed to win a major, Woods said he considered this a successful year because he did not know how his knee would respond.

red007 · Nov 27, 2009

tmz says it was domestic dispute.

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