Master Tiger Woods Thread - All Tiger Threads Merged into this one.

[Objection]

CNN reporting he has been released from the hospital

 

[Maniac]

Probably the worst drive he has ever made...

 

[Doug]

Hit the hydrant on accident, the unexpected jolt slams his foot onto the gas and the tree is not far away. That's one explanation. It's at least possible.

reaching with this Jake...

This isn't a 85 year old person, that shouldn't have a DL.

 

[Objection]

They just added from a source he has facial lacerations.
Now back to football.

 

[dr.vegas]

Like you guys said, this is not what happened. He was probably coming home at 2:30 a.m. not leaving. The police will investigate but their is no way those local yokels are going to report anything they find. Give the National Enquirer or TMZ with their sources in the police department and hospitals a week and we will get the real story.

 

[sean1]

Seems pretty simple to me. There is no DUI if the cops don't run any tests. I can't think of ANY reasons why the cops would not run any tests. Can yoU?$$?$?

 

[D2bets]

Could there be some sort of foul play here?

 

[D2bets]

"Minor car accident" and in "good condition" says Woods pub.

 

[doubledeuce22]

this has to involve a women who is not his wife, and probably alcohol.

 

[punter]

Same thing happend to me once.

Bitch damn near bit my dick off when we hit the tree.

 

[Doug]

Seems pretty simple to me. There is no DUI if the cops don't run any tests. I can't think of ANY reasons why the cops would not run any tests. Can yoU?$$?$?

with ya Dr. Sean !

You simply don't go around driving into multiple stationary objects at low speeds, unless you're wasted.

Circumstantial evidence, as reported , is kinda strong for like a .20 BAC, or some pill-popping.

A guy that sinks huge putts, doesn't back into fire hydrants, unless drunk.

 

[Rev_Al]

DUI's are illegal in Florida...and Tiger Woods nevvvvverrrrrr drives drunk.

...DAMN!!!!

 

[quantumleap]

Seems pretty simple to me. There is no DUI if the cops don't run any tests. I can't think of ANY reasons why the cops would not run any tests. Can yoU?$$?$?

People in exclusive neighborhoods oftentimes don't get DUI tests run on them when involved in minor fender benders.

 

[quantumleap]

WTF is doing driving at 2am....doesn't he have a chauffeur??

He asked for Costas Christofi but he wasn't available.

 

[kidman232]

probably getting a blow job from the wife and stepped on the gas going for a ride

 

[Doug]

I'm 99% sure Tiger let loose on T-day, got plastered, and drove.

It's just a simple-ass DUI, no harm done ( nobody died).

Surely you can hire a driver for well under 250k/year, if you make mega-millions as a jock.

He had to be wasted, case closed.

 

[Doug]

People in exclusive neighborhoods oftentimes don't get DUI tests run on them when involved in minor fender benders.

I believe that, but it's not fair.

I like Tiger Woods as an athlete, BTW !

 

[Dwight_Schrute]

I'm 99% sure Tiger let loose on T-day, got plastered, and drove.

It's just a simple-ass DUI, no harm done ( nobody died).

Surely you can hire a driver for well under 250k/year, if you make mega-millions as a jock.

He had to be wasted, case closed.

Exactly. i'd find it hard to believe he didnt get plastered yesterday. I like Tiger, just a shame how these people can get off, like stallworth did.

 

[D2bets]

They say no alcohol and he was alone. Could it have been some sort of hit job or just auto malfunction?

 

[JakeT.]

Gotta love guilty until proven innocent. Has anyone seen Tiger drunk ever? I can't think of a single time.