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DID YOU PRAY THAT PRAYER AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS THREAD TO GOD?

  • YES

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • NO

    Votes: 19 32.8%
  • I ALREADY PRAYED ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST AS MY LORD AND SAVIOR

    Votes: 30 51.7%
  • OTHER

    Votes: 7 12.1%

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After last call Sat night I played Harry Kalas' singing "High Hopes" and the place went nuts!
 

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Errrrr, no.

It's actually home to the first Church on Earth, you know... the one Christ, Himself, founded?

That's certainly the rap they've run for a couple millenia now.
 

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Errrrr, no.

It's actually home to the first Church on Earth, you know... the one Christ, Himself, founded?

Got to strongly disagree, the Nicean creed was written by a pagan roman ruler, and not until 300 years after Yashuas death..

for mostly political reasons

I was raised catholic and have nothing against them...

but you have to be naive to overlook the similarities between roman paganism and the virgin mary worship, saints, etc...

Culturally and politically having some similarities was the only way it would spread
 

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I differ with Phelps on several areas...the obvious one being that I am Gnostic...He is Literal..... believes that Christ was a man...and two that the Jews are the "Lords Chosen People"......

He's correct on both issues, your point is.. ?

In Tom Hanks new movie...These Monsters try to get you to believe that the Vatican itself is the victim.....and that the Illuminati (ie Jews) are the culprit...

As usual...The Truth is usually the reverse...

OK, we all know you hate Catholics. Many have long suspected you hate Jews as well, based on tangential comments like this one...

Makow is Correct on a lot of things but he talks about Jews far too often...accept him with a grain of salt - Loren78

So would it be fair to say, based on the recent above comments, that your personal Order of Hate looks something like this...

1a. Catholics

1b. Jews


OR is it more like this...


1a. Catholics

1b. Catholics

1c. Catholics

2. Jews


???
 

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Got to strongly disagree, the Nicean creed was written by a pagan roman ruler, and not until 300 years after Yashuas death..

for mostly political reasons

I was raised catholic and have nothing against them...

but you have to be naive to overlook the similarities between roman paganism and the virgin mary worship, saints, etc...

Culturally and politically having some similarities was the only way it would spread

Think how absurd it would be for the monopolistic religio-political entity on the continent to NOT write history to their political benefit.

"Hmmm, let's see. Let's write history the way it really happened and not to our political benefit. Sure, we leave ourselves open to having our political hold on the people threatened but doggone it, we want to do the right thing! After all, it's not about controlling people, it's all about the truth!"
 

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So would it be fair to say, based on the recent above comments, that your personal Order of Hate looks something like this...

1a. Catholics

1b. Jews


OR is it more like this...


1a. Catholics

1b. Catholics

1c. Catholics

2. Jews


???

:lol:

I'm pretty sure that Loren is kinda like Mikey on the Life cereal ad spots. He hates everybody on His List equally. And lord knows he's got a hell of a list workin'
 

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Guess my last question to Loren could be asked to the three other most recent posters here as well. Good to see the ol' Protestant vs. Catholic rivalry is still alive and kickin'.

Gee, I really could use Scott's help right about now. Looks like it's just me and him left around here..

Nevermind, he hates Us* too.

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* Also known as They and Them by many here.
 

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heh...I'm pretty sure the entire world population living more than 20' from Loren's front door are members of Them.
 

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Holy cow....I can't believe this

After making that last post, (I swear I'm not making this up) I opened my wallet and an embossed business card fell out.

Had my name on the bottom and my phone number and in the center, in raised scarlet red letters dripping like blood it reads


THEM
 

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He's correct on both issues, your point is.. ?



OK, we all know you hate Catholics. Many have long suspected you hate Jews as well, based on tangential comments like this one...



So would it be fair to say, based on the recent above comments, that your personal Order of Hate looks something like this...

1a. Catholics

1b. Jews


OR is it more like this...


1a. Catholics

1b. Catholics

1c. Catholics

2. Jews


???

Ahh..the old "Straw Man" strategy...."Oh you hate that group..you hate this group".....lol..

Before I throw you in the box for trying to impersonate my beliefs....We need to make a couple of things clear...

1. You Believe Christ is a MAN, I do not....I am Gnostic...you are not...we can agree to disagree....

2. I detest the Jesuit Order who have hidden behind the Vatican and Christianity and used both as a disguise for their treacherous behavior towards humanity over the past 500 years...I do not hate Catholics, as most are ignorant and unaware of what lies beneath their religion. Mind You, this can be said of most religious people.

3. I do not hate Jews....Jews have and continue to be the Scapegoat for the worlds problems, many of which have been deliberately caused by the Jesuit Order. The Jesuits wrote the Protocols of Zion and blamed the Jews for this very reason...

4. You Are headed straight for the BOX
 

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omg..seems They're everywhere, man

(tried to find a BigLebowski clip to fit in here...but can't get the right one...yet)
 

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4. You Are headed straight for the BOX

heh...As If that means anything.

We all know Loren uses the Unhide Ignored Messages key like a bandit
 

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Well okay....Since this Thread at some earlier point had something to do with Jesus, here's a clip that includes The Dude saying "man"

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Ahh..the old "Straw Man" strategy...."Oh you hate that group..you hate this group".....lol..

Before I throw you in the box for trying to impersonate my beliefs....We need to make a couple of things clear...

1. You Believe Christ is a MAN, I do not....I am Gnostic...you are not...we can agree to disagree....

2. I detest the Jesuit Order who have hidden behind the Vatican and Christianity and used both as a disguise for their treacherous behavior towards humanity over the past 500 years...I do not hate Catholics, as most are ignorant and unaware of what lies beneath their religion. Mind You, this can be said of most religious people.

3. I do not hate Jews....Jews have and continue to be the Scapegoat for the worlds problems, many of which have been deliberately caused by the Jesuit Order. The Jesuits wrote the Protocols of Zion and blamed the Jews for this very reason...

4. You Are headed straight for the BOX

Nice. I've clearly ruffled your feathers, as your responses typically avoid addressing other posters' counterpoints to your incessant verbal diarrhea and, instead, amount to nothing more than indolent copy and paste jobs.

1. Fail. Of course Christ was a Man. There's nothing to 'believe', nor is this considered a religious issue even by secular historians. It's called a fact.

2. Fail. You get your jollies everyday here by playing the Catholic vs. Jew angle and hiding behind the tedium of your mythical Jesuit Order and Illuminati conspiracy where Catholics fall blindly into line with "Them" and follow "Their" orders, thus making Catholics just as guilty by association.

3. Fail. Need I quote more of your backhanded attacks against Jews?

4. Straight for my gf's 'BOX'? Why yes, yes I am.. in the next few minutes in fact.


Could've been worse, but you managed to salvage a 1-for-4 day.
 

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In top form as usual Illini, incredible analysis supported by facts as always.

I'll patiently wait to hear how your thousands of Protestant Churches didn't evolve and break from the original Catholic Church. Or will you try to rewrite history in saying that the Catholic Church wasn't, in fact, the first Church of mankind? This should be good, I'm on pins and needles here..

In the meantime, at least we agree that a trip to Memorial Stadium is perhaps the worst college experience a fan can have in Division 1.
 

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In top form as usual Illini, incredible analysis supported by facts as always.

I'll patiently wait to hear how your thousands of Protestant Churches didn't evolve and break from the original Catholic Church. Or will you try to rewrite history in saying that the Catholic Church wasn't, in fact, the first Church of mankind? This should be good, I'm on pins and needles here..

In the meantime, at least we agree that a trip to Memorial Stadium is perhaps the worst college experience a fan can have in Division 1.
The Church that Jesus started was underground. Long before Luther boldly exposed the Catholic Church, there were plenty of believers that worshipped in secret.
 
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