How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[DeathEatsaCracker]

I wonder what would fall under the "Other" category in this poll? Masterbated to the Virgin Mary?

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

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[xfrodobagginsx]

It's ashame that that priest doesn't know how Cain and Able had kids. Adam and Eve had WAY more kids than just cain and able. They had sons and daughters. Cain and perhaps Able before he was murdered, married their sisters. It was acceptable back then to marry their sisters because there was no one else to marry. The dna hadn't been corrupted yet as it is today. The threat of passing on bad genes wasn't present at that time. No where in the bible does it say that Cain and Able were their only kids. Why doesn't that priest know that?

 

[tijuana dirtbag]

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[barman]

It's ashame that that priest doesn't know how Cain and Able had kids.

Not near as much a shame as his actually promoting the silliness of the "Adam & Eve" fable.

Or as much a shame as reading a "Bible thumper" who doesn't know how to spell the name of Cain's brother.

 

[punter]

I have been amazed at how, after his rubbernecked wife was turned into a pillar of salt, that Lott was forced to make it with his daughters so that the species could be preserved.

But low and behold a few chapters later one daughter was poking around the other side of the north 40 and returned with a young man who had been living in a town out there.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Wasn't Lott actually raped by his daughters while he was passed out drunk?

Biblical Family Values rules!!!

 

[ScottL]

"How To Be A Tool While You're Alive"

 

[kingbill]

Ask Marjoe Gortner

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

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