1. Why do Jews have big noses........the air is free.
2. Why did the Paki carry shit in his wallet........I.D.
3. What do you get when you cross a black man with an octopus?........I dont know, but it sure can pick cotton.
4. A black guy and a Mexican guy are in a car....who's driving?......The cops.
2. Why did the Paki carry shit in his wallet........I.D.
3. What do you get when you cross a black man with an octopus?........I dont know, but it sure can pick cotton.
4. A black guy and a Mexican guy are in a car....who's driving?......The cops.
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Spanish word meaning "that" or "that one", used for homeboy. Incidentally, in the 70's in California, certain application forms had the choices "black", "white", "SA" and "other" for ethnicity, where "SA" stood for "Spanish-American". "Who you tryin to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?" -- Cypress Hill (Insane in the Membrane)
There was an exchange student from Mexico at my school a couple years ago.
A brotha goes to the doctor in South Carolina. He cries he’s got neck pains, the white doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The brotha, get’s up on his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
- Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
- Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
A kid has a Jewish mother and a black father. One day he comes home from school and asks his mother " Am I more black or more Jewish? She asks him why he wants to know. He says "because a kid at school is selling a bike, and I don't know if I should try to Jew him down, or just steal the mother ******."
2 Pollocks just got a new job for the State painting the white line down the middle of the road.........The boss shows them the bucket,paint & brushes..The 1st day they paint 3 miles of white line..The boss comes back at the end of the day & the Pollocks painted 3 miles of white line & the boss is really happy & says 3 miles is a record by 2 miles & gives them a $1 an hour raise......................The 2nd day they paint 1-1/2 miles of white line & the boss is not too happy since he gave them a raise the day before.....The 3rd day at the end of the shift the boss comes back & the Pollocks only painted a 1/2 mile of white line & the boss says what the fuck?..1st day you painted 3 miles..2nd day down to 1-1/2 miles,today only 1/2 mile now what the fuck?..One of the pollocks pipes up & says we have to walk farther to dip the brush.
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
How do Chinese name their kids?
Throw pots and pans down the stairs and hear what it sounds like.
What do you call a retarded chinese kid?
Som-Ting-Wong.
Why don't black people have dreams?
Because whites killed the only one that had one.
Because she's a woman.
How do Chinese name their kids?
Throw pots and pans down the stairs and hear what it sounds like.
What do you call a retarded chinese kid?
Som-Ting-Wong.
Why don't black people have dreams?
Because whites killed the only one that had one.
