Anyone have any good insultfull jokes?

[billhill999]

Q: What is really really nasty?

A: When a midget tells you your hair smells good

 

[Devilwoman]

Why do black people always die in the war first



A. because when there told to get down they dance


What do you call a young Mexican?

A paragraph. (Because he is not quite an essay yet.)

 

[Devilwoman]

Why did the man cross the road?

He heard that the chicken was a slut.

 

[Devilwoman]

What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?

A full set of teeth.

 

[Devilwoman]

A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to the man, "Sir, I believe you have a cataract." "Oh, no" replied the Japanese man. "I dwive a Rincon Continentaw."

 

[Devilwoman]

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He looks at his mom and says, "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!"

His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, "Go show your father!"

He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I'm a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your Grandmother!"

The boy goes in his grandmother's room and says, "Look granny, I'm a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.

His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?!"

To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I've only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black people!"