Anyone have any good insultfull jokes?

[roach23]

There are two gay guys walking on a beach. They come across a lantern and rub it...and a genie pops out. "For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you two wishes," the genie says, "Two wishes total." The gay guys are visibly excited. They talk for a moment but the first wish is obvious. "We wish to have billions and billions of dollars." The Genie snaps his fingers and like that they were worth billions each.

The gay guys are so excited now that they can't figure out the second wish. "Can we save it?" the gay guys ask. "I am the genie of the lamp," spoke the genie, "just rub the lamp and I will be there."

The gay guys are setting up the rest of their lives. They buy a beautiful house. They buy dozens of cars. They are living life as happily as can be. One morning, the KKK breaks in. The Klan bursts in the bedroom, grabs the first gay guy, binds his hands, and hauls him outside. The second gay guy breaks for the lamp and rubs it. Nothing happens. He, too, gets bound up and led out front.

"I went to the lamp and rubbed it," the second gay guy says, "but the genie wasn't there. He wasn't there!"

"I know, I kinda used the last wish last night." His gay partner responds.

"Well, what did you wish for?"

"I wished that we were hung like niggers."

 

[roach23]

A white girl takes a black guy home from a night club. When they get back to her place she says "show me its true what they say about black guys" so he stabs her and steals her purse.

 

[roach23]

What's the difference between a brotha and a large pizza?


The pizza can feed a family of 4.

 

[roach23]

A man has a rotten day at work, but it ain't done yet. When he gets home he finds his girlfriend standing in the open door of his apartment, bags packed and resting by her feet.

He says, "And where the fuck are you goin'?"

She says, "Well, I'm leaving you cuz today I found out you're a pedophile!"

He kind of laughs and says, "A pedophile? That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old."

 

[roach23]

What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

Fitting in

 

[roach23]

A little black boy dies and goes to heaven. He meets God, and shortly after has a pair of wings grow out of his back.

With wide eyes he looks up at God and goes, "Wow God!! Am I an angel???"

God starts cracking up and eventually says..."Naw nigga!! You a bat!"

 

[roach23]

What do you call the New Orleans Superdome full of milk?

Cocoa Puffs

 

[roach23]

A redneck goes into the local pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some birth control for his 11 year old daughter.

The pharmacist asks, "Is your little girl sexually active?"

"No" replied the redneck, "she just lays there like her mother."

 

[roach23]

Why'd the mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay

 

[roach23]

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Cause he's black.

 

[roach23]

What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?

Not being a retard

 

[roach23]

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS

 

[royboy_3831]

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Cause he's black.

hahaha

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

A little black boy dies and goes to heaven. He meets God, and shortly after has a pair of wings grow out of his back.

With wide eyes he looks up at God and goes, "Wow God!! Am I an angel???"

God starts cracking up and eventually says..."Naw nigga!! You a bat!"

:lolBIG:

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?


The back of my hand.


What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?


Nothing, she's already been told twice.

:lolBIG:

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

what do you call magic johnson in a wheelchair?

Rolaids

 

[TheKinz]

I think it has been mentioned here before, its called the Blue Oyster. Make sure you wear some leather.

I doubt this is the place seems way to upscale for leather LOL....

 

[kirkmuller]

Why'd the mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay

i don't get this one. what does it mean? essay standing for what?

 

[NES]

Its sor of like Orale jue or Pinch Cabron. Oh wait you are Canadian, have you ever seen a Mexican in real life? Go rent "Born in East LA" then you will get it.

 

[Uno]

i don't get this one. what does it mean? essay standing for what?

come on man.

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