A truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls was driving down the road when he came acroos a black man hitchhiking, The truck driver said I can give you a lift but you will have to ride in the back, union rules states that nobody is allowed to ride up front, so the black man hops in the back of the truck, The truck driver continues on his way when he comes across another black man, pushing a bicycle with a flat tire, The trucker says to the man I can give you a lift but you will have to ride in back because union rules states nobody is allowed to ride up front, So the black man throws his bike in back of the truck and climbs in, The trucker continues along when he pulls up next to another trucker, The other trucker looks at him with horror on his face and says;You better hurry up and get to where your going real fast, The trucker says why do you say that? the other truck says, those negro eggs your hauling are starting to hatch and 1 of them already stole a bike 
A black and a white man bought a house next to each other. After a week, the white guy paints his house pink, so that It is different than the black guy. So the black guy does that as well. The next day the white man made a fence around it and paints it white, so the black guy does it as well. After a year, the white guy gets a bit pissed off and decides to sell the house. So he made one of those boards saying FOR SALE - $1,000,000, The following day the black guy makes the same board but his price was $2,000,000. So the white guy was really upset and decided to ask his neighbor:
"Why is your trashy house more expensive than mine?"
The black guy says, "Cuz you have a black neighbor and mine’s white.“
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"Why is your trashy house more expensive than mine?"
The black guy says, "Cuz you have a black neighbor and mine’s white.“
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