What happens to an Asian man who runs into a wall and has a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
A Chinese prostitute.
What do you call a fat Chinese person?
A Chunk.
There's an Asian, a Hispanic, and a Black riding in a car. Who's driving?
The cop.
How do you know if you're Asian?
When you've got a bucket in your bathroom.
What lives in a pod and is a Kung Fu expert?
Bruce Pea.
How do you know when Chinese are moving into your neighborhood?
When the Mexicans start getting car insurance.
What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A manila folder.
What do you call a Filipino walking a poodle?
A Gourmet.
What is the title of the newest Vietnamese cookbook?
100 Ways to Cook Your Dog.
What do you call a Chinese person who's overweight?
Wei Wan Tan (weigh one ton).
What do you call a Chinese male prostitute?
Gee Goh Low (gigolo).
What's the fastest thing on two legs?
A Cambodian with a luncheon voucher.
He breaks his nose.
What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
A Chinese prostitute.
What do you call a fat Chinese person?
A Chunk.
There's an Asian, a Hispanic, and a Black riding in a car. Who's driving?
The cop.
How do you know if you're Asian?
When you've got a bucket in your bathroom.
What lives in a pod and is a Kung Fu expert?
Bruce Pea.
How do you know when Chinese are moving into your neighborhood?
When the Mexicans start getting car insurance.
What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A manila folder.
What do you call a Filipino walking a poodle?
A Gourmet.
What is the title of the newest Vietnamese cookbook?
100 Ways to Cook Your Dog.
What do you call a Chinese person who's overweight?
Wei Wan Tan (weigh one ton).
What do you call a Chinese male prostitute?
Gee Goh Low (gigolo).
What's the fastest thing on two legs?
A Cambodian with a luncheon voucher.
Pollock decides to start his own treecutting business so he goes to the shop and tells the guy to give him his best chainsaw.
1st day he cuts down 20
2nd day he cuts down 10
3rd day he cuts 5
4th day he can barely cut one down,so being pissed he takes the chainsaw back to the shop and tells the guy his story.Shopkeeper takes the saw and pulls the cord rattattattat,pollock jumps back and says "Whats that noise"?
1st day he cuts down 20
2nd day he cuts down 10
3rd day he cuts 5
4th day he can barely cut one down,so being pissed he takes the chainsaw back to the shop and tells the guy his story.Shopkeeper takes the saw and pulls the cord rattattattat,pollock jumps back and says "Whats that noise"?
