Anyone have any good insultfull jokes?

[PBR]

Jeezus this thread should be titled "How can I guarantee I will get into hell". Is "insultfull" even a fucking word?

I guess I just assumed that it was since steak hasn't said any different.

 

[NES]

I guess I just assumed that it was since steak hasn't said any different.

When I seen he had contributed I assumed it was to correct the spelling error, didnt realize the Arian Nation had such a strong presence up there in Minny Soda.

 

[Uno]

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza?

















a pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.

whoreible.

 

[PBR]

When I seen he had contributed I assumed it was to correct the spelling error, didnt realize the Arian Nation had such a strong presence up there in Minny Soda.

Yeah, it was started by Arn and Ole Anderson.

 

[NES]

what is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

How about this one?

 

[Uno]

dude i am not racist... i don't do black jokes.

 

[PBR]

dude i am not racist... i don't do black jokes.

Oh, well then make the guy in my joke a Seventh Day Adventist.

 

[NES]

Oh, well then make the guy in my joke a Seventh Day Adventist.

A Pizza can feed a Seventh Day Adventist family of four.

 

[PBR]

A Pizza can feed a Seventh Day Adventist family of four.

Good point

 

[NES]

If the Flinstones were black what would they have been called?

 

[Jack Herer]

If the Flinstones were black what would they have been called?

Crackstones?

 

[Uno]

If the Flinstones were black what would they have been called?

colored?

 

[NES]

N!ggas

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

Stealstones?

 

[roach23]

How do you know when an indian boy has become a man?

The diaper goes from being wrapped around his waist to around his head.

 

[roach23]

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?


Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

 

[roach23]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?


Nothing, she's already been told twice.

 

[roach23]

What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?


The back of my hand.

 

[roach23]

What do the Bible and a dick have in common?


Priests are always trying to shove them down your throat.

 

[roach23]

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?


A pimple waits till you're at least 13 before coming on your face.