This thread overtakes themanej's Laurent Robinson thread as the funniest of the year. That first post is never going to stop being funny. I hope I don't ever think of it at an inappropriate time and laugh my ass off.
You want some advice? Be a parent and keep your fatherly pride to yourself.
Your post is so ridiculous, what did you expect everyone to say? Maybe you had a long sleepless night and posted nonsense on a whim. But if you really believe the things you posted, you scare me.
Mistaflava- re-read your first post and tell us you were high or something. I know every parent, even Bob Knight, thinks their kid is better than what they actually are. But you took that mentality to a level not seen before. You're probably a good guy, you just need to live your own life and let your kid live his. He probably won't even sniff college athletics, but it never hurts to dream, if that's what HIS dream is.
I wasn't aware of any previous problems you had with posters. Congrats on turning it around.I don't think im that bad a guy, just had a shaddy few months a couple of years ago when I got into some gambling trouble but have since turned things around and am living a happy life. My forum perception however, will probably never change...no biggie. I've never pushed my son to do anything he didn't want to do and he's a bundle of fun 24/7 just doing things his way for now. I guess I just came off as a bit hardcore in my original post. Good Luck this week!
Exactly. You can't really hide anywhere after that first post. That surpasses anything themanej has given us in terms of comedic value. But no harm, no foul. You just laugh at yourself, dust yourself off, and move on. And hopefully you learn to appreciate how fucking hilarious that was.No one's bashing you for showing love for your kid.
They're bashing you because you're breaking down your kid's professional sports prospects when he's 2 years old. Your child can't even SAY the word "soccer," but you're talking about his unreal athleticism and instincts? Seriously?
And you're talking about RELOCATING because of what he's showing at that age?
I just re-read the first post...and it is absolutely outrageous. The fact that you broke down his talent in multiple sports...wow. Talking about how he's all buff and shit for his age...
I seriously don't even know what to say at this point. You seem like a nice guy and I don't have a problem with you personally, but that post was unreal. I mean, you broke down his fighting skills, how well he throws a PLASTIC BALL, and his ability to tackle. He's 2. WHAT THE FUCK
Your son is a sponge who also happens to eat and take shits. There's about a 95% chance or greater that he'll never play competitive sports past high school, so don't worry about relocating; worry about him being healthy, happy, and doing well in school.
But yeah, no one's bashing you for loving your son. They're bashing the outrageousness of your post. Big, big difference.
Take your justified licks and move on. Shit happens. GL, and maybe I'll see you at the Bash.
You're a colossal dickhead for trying to suppress a 2-year old from crying. IMO, of course.
No one's bashing you for showing love for your kid.
They're bashing you because you're breaking down your kid's professional sports prospects when he's 2 years old. Your child can't even SAY the word "soccer," but you're talking about his unreal athleticism and instincts? Seriously?
And you're talking about RELOCATING because of what he's showing at that age?
I just re-read the first post...and it is absolutely outrageous. The fact that you broke down his talent in multiple sports...wow. Talking about how he's all buff and shit for his age...
I seriously don't even know what to say at this point. You seem like a nice guy and I don't have a problem with you personally, but that post was unreal. I mean, you broke down his fighting skills, how well he throws a PLASTIC BALL, and his ability to tackle. He's 2. WHAT THE FUCK
Your son is a sponge who also happens to eat and take shits. There's about a 95% chance or greater that he'll never play competitive sports past high school, so don't worry about relocating; worry about him being healthy, happy, and doing well in school.
But yeah, no one's bashing you for loving your son. They're bashing the outrageousness of your post. Big, big difference.
Take your justified licks and move on. Shit happens. GL, and maybe I'll see you at the Bash.
mistaflava...this is not a knock or bash to you and your's.....but go back and read this entire thing from the beginning....if you don't laugh your ass off...then you have no sense of humor...thinking about this 2 year old ...
i have re-read this entire post twice and i tell you what...i haven't laughed this had hard in years...laughing out loud at 10:54 pm in my house that it woke the wife up....i have been laughing so hard that tears of happiness are rolling down my cheeks....
i mean dammmit this is so far out there...whale watcher..roach23 wanting to know if he shit's his pants or hops up there like an NFL'er would....
you must admit that if you reread what has been posted...you will probably get a hearty chuckle out of it as well....
anyway my best to you and your son..hell your family for that matter...i hope only the best for your family...but i sure want to thank you and the rest of poster's for this thread...i haven't laughed this hard in years....good luck to you and your's....:missingte :missingte :missingte
Move to Freeport, Ny....You can raise him right near your boy Flav. Living there will make him a man
And i thought i was doing good because my 2yo took a shit on the toilet last week.:monsters-
I hope Mister was kidding. Otherwise its the biggest bunch of horseshit i heard on here in a long time (other then the guy who is going to move to vegas and live in a travel trailer while earning a living as a $100 a game pro sports gambler,lol).
Volleyball: I suck at volleyball and always have. My wife was one of the best high school players in the city back in the day and she regularly plays with her brothers and sisters when we are at the in-laws. However, he has never shown interest until last week when he told me he wants to play 'wolleyball'. So I threw him a ball and he positioned his arms like v-ball players do and hit it right back to me. I was like WTF????
Any opinions on the whole matter would be appreciated and maybe in 15 years I can bump this thread announcing he got drafted somewhere.