Where should I move for my son to have a chance? (To be bumped in 15 years)

[MistaFlava]

:monsters-

shut up you twat...you gonna be at the bash in August bro?

 

[gynecologist]

shut up you twat...you gonna be at the bash in August bro?

probably the Sept one... Seems like a bad year for bashes considering a lot of top players aren't coming..

 

[5starbomb]

mista i apologize if this was already asked but how big are you and your wife? Height will play a major role in his chances. If I was you I would move to Texas, AMAZING FOOTBALL PROGRAMS. They live football there literally. Also can play baseball there year round if he so chooses. Hope he makes it but its tough as hell

 

[fro11]

sounds like you should just let him finish maybe second grade then enter him in the NBA, NHL, MLB and NFL draft(if the male modeling falls through!) and see who takes a flyer on him. I mean, he may be a solid cover corner, i know you said he holds on and doesnt let go when trying to tackle, he may make the show as a 8-9 yr old, GOOD LUCK, you IDIOT dad!

 

[juice]

No one's bashing you for showing love for your kid.

They're bashing you because you're breaking down your kid's professional sports prospects when he's 2 years old. Your child can't even SAY the word "soccer," but you're talking about his unreal athleticism and instincts? Seriously?

And you're talking about RELOCATING because of what he's showing at that age?

I just re-read the first post...and it is absolutely outrageous. The fact that you broke down his talent in multiple sports...wow. Talking about how he's all buff and shit for his age...

I seriously don't even know what to say at this point. You seem like a nice guy and I don't have a problem with you personally, but that post was unreal. I mean, you broke down his fighting skills, how well he throws a PLASTIC BALL, and his ability to tackle. He's 2. WHAT THE FUCK

Your son is a sponge who also happens to eat and take shits. There's about a 95% chance or greater that he'll never play competitive sports past high school, so don't worry about relocating; worry about him being healthy, happy, and doing well in school.

But yeah, no one's bashing you for loving your son. They're bashing the outrageousness of your post. Big, big difference.

Take your justified licks and move on. Shit happens. GL, and maybe I'll see you at the Bash.

Whatever, you want this kid to move to Virginia so you can be best friends.
You are just waiting until he turns 18 so you can date him.

 

[CrocodileHunter]

I need some help with this.

My wife and I currently have a 2 year old son (turns 3 in August). We live in Toronto, Canada where things are pretty much perfect with affordable housing, a great health care system and several other benefits from the Government.

You definitely need some help. Poor kid.