Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular ****
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.
Then one day she meets a John
Holmes mother****er, and it's
like, whoa baby. This mother
****er's like Charles Bronson in
"The Great Escape." He's diggin
tunnels. Now she's gettin this
serious dick action, she's feelin
something she ain't felt since
forever. Pain.
It hurts. It hurts her. It
shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should
be Bubble-Yum by now. But when
this cat ****s her, it hurts. It
hurts like the first time. The
pain is reminding a **** machine
what is was like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."