Whats your favorite one liner in a movie?

[stjgobraves39]

"Good News everyone, Arts and Crafts will be extended anther 4 hours today".....Happy Gilmore

"Now yous' CANT leave"

 

[BHCS]

DickyW:
Very happy to read your first post.

Seth Davis: "So Chris, why do you still live with your mother?"
Chris Verick: "What to you mean?"
Long pause.
I know it's nothing to be proud of but I can resight the whole movie front to back.

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[kidslick]

suprised i have not seen this one GUY"S


"SAY HEL--LO TO my LittLE FRIEND"
"SCARE-FACE"

ANY ONE LINERS FROM THE MOVIE(LET IT RIDE, OR MIDNIGHT RUN)

LOL...KIDSLICK

 

[stjgobraves39]

"You climb obstacles like old people F**K"

Full Metal Jacket

"Now yous' CANT leave"

 

[PatPatriot]

"Make like your sucking a dick"
Harvey Kietal in the bad lieutenent.

 

[bigbrother]

more than a one liner but--

from pulp fiction:

jules:What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfu(ker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fu(k him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fu(k him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fuc(ked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace

bb

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
--Jules winnfield

 

[THERECORDKEEPER2]

Don't expect the truth unless your willing to tell it!
ABSENSE OF MALICE-PAUL NEWMAN-SALLY FIELD

 

[volhiker]

john malkovich in the killing fields, when asked what the **** is that on your forehead? he says, "its a sanitary napkin i use it to soak up the sweat."

 

[THERECORDKEEPER2]

I LOVE LUCY:
SCENARIO:the gang is all going to meet the queen.

ETHEL:Oh,I am going to be so scared when I meet the Queen!
FRED:You'll be scared!Think of the Queen!

 

[BigLou+]

"I bet you're the type of guy who would **** a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around!"

Drill Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

Big Lou

 

[BigLou+]

"Did the towel fall? Or did you psychically will it to fall?"

Very obscure reference from "Neighbors" starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd.

Big Lou

 

[BigLou+]

"I'm shooting pool Fats. When I miss you can shoot."

Paul Newman in The Hustler

Big Lou

 

[knikman]

money never sleeps...wall street..

 

[Hairybum]

"Say allo to my little frien"

 

[Hairybum]

One more L*

An Officer and A Gentleman

"Only two things come from Texas boy, queers and steers, and you ain't got no horns"

 

put the phuckin looooootion in the baaaaaaasket.

Silence of the Lambs

 

[Otherwize]

The best source for this thread is certainly John Wayne movies, and the greatest western of all-time, Lonesome Dove:

Augustus McCray: "It's a bit early in the morn to be wigglin' your bean ain't it?"

Gus again: "Just one time before I die I'd like the chance to shoot at an educated man."

Yes, Gus again: "It ain't dyin' I'm talking about, it's livin'. Call(Captain Call of the Texas Rangers) you like money even less than fun so I gotta keep all this balanced by philosiphizing and imbibing. Wouldn't be fair otherwise."

 

So call me then...when you have NO CLASS

 

There's another one that's one of my favorites in this same movie, but it mentions Pres.Truman and I don't want to turn this thread into another political thread but here's how it starts:

"Because Truman was to much of a pussy...

 

[MrKennedy]

" get off my kool-aid"

"I'm Morris Day and you're Jerome.. don't ever forget that"

" Hey baby, ever had your asshole eaten out by a fat man in an overocat ? "

The movie is full of em. " Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back "

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