Whats your favorite one liner in a movie?

[PanchoSanza]

A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Hannibal Lechter

 

[NICKYTHEFISH]

Here is a few I like

I will motivate you if it short dicks every canibal on the congo-Full Metal Jacket

Do you get a drink?Does a bear shit in the woods?-Bobby D,Mean Streets

In the end I wound up right back where I started.I could still pick winners and make all kinds of money for people back home.Why mess up a good thing.-Bobby D, Casino

 

Stripes gave a few

Bill Murray: "We're 10 and 1"

Sgt. Hulka: "Lighten up, Francis"

 

I haven't got a brain...only straw.
How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
I don't know...But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking...don't they?
Yes, I guess you're right.....

* Wizard of Oz *

 

[PatPatriot]

How about"Do not pay attention to that man behind the curtain!!"

 

lol

That movie has a lot of classic lines.
Never appreciated them till i saw it a few years ago when my nieces were staying the weekend.

Kinda go right over your head when you're 8 years old..

 

[HighEyeQ]

You got da stuff?

Yeah, but I don't have it here right now, I have it really close by...You got da money?"

Yeah, I have it close by too

Where? In da car right!

No man....not in the car...

No?

No.

Ok man, you want me to go outside, knock on the door, start all over?

Ha ha ha ha, where yous from Antonio?

DA **** DIFFERENCE IT MAKE WHERE I FROM MAN?


(Classic scene)

 

[PatPatriot]

Uncle B. thats like the 3 stooges, I didn't see them for 20 years then when I saw them again they were twice as funny.

 

"NOW I HAVE A MACHINEGUN. HO HO HO"


die hard

 

[Kev]

"Right Turn Clyde"

 

[bigboydan]

there are only 2 sure things in life coupe devilles and hookers


honeymoon in vegas

dont open an account with skytower because they dont pay you when you win but sure will take your money when you lose it !!!

 

[JJF]

It's really hard for me to narrow down to just one, but here it is:

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned..." Paul Newman in The Color of Money.

 

[silver7]

You are so right Dove was a great movie one of my top 5 all time, the book is also very good. That and Silence of the Lambs the only 2 I can think of where the movie and book were equal. Line from Havana: Lena Olin, "Have you been waiting for me long"? Robert Redford, "All my life". I think Redford is very underrated as an actor, can`t think of any he`s been in that I hated.

 

Great exchange from 'Midnight Run'.

Jonathan Mardukas: Did she hurt you, Jack?
Jack Walsh: Yeah, she did.
Jonathan Mardukas: I'm sorry.
Jack Walsh: What're you sorry about?
Jonathan Mardukas: I'm sorry you're hurt.
Jack Walsh: I'm not hurt.
Jonathan Mardukas: You just said you were hurt.
Jack Walsh: I'm not hurt.
Jonathan Mardukas: I just asked you if you were hurt and you said "Yeah, I'm hurt."
Jack Walsh: That's because you made me say that.
Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the fuk up.

 

[Riggs]

"I will tell you what success is pop. I never ordered a cognac that wasn't cordon blu. I borrowed $500 from a shylock to see Sinatra and sat five seats from Tony Bennett. Success isn't having money, its knowing how to spend it"

Eric Roberts in Pope of Grenwich Village

 

[Tomcat]

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

- The Usual Suspects

 

Big Lou

"Put the coffee powder back in the cup, or it's pump city Earl"

 

[R0han1]

Your a Meathead, dead from the neck up!

Archie Bunker
All in the Family

 

[R0han1]

Sticks and stones may break my bones....
But you are one dumb polack.

Archie Bunker
All in the Family

 

[KMAN]

"I promise, I didn't have an affair."

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