The "REAL FADE HONDO" Thread .....

[djdelv]

Overall Record 35-45


The Twins sent Hondo to the winner’s circle on Sunday, knocking the Brewers on their cans to lower the NRN (nasty red number) to an even-steven 800 blasingames.
Monday night: It’s Miller time for Hondo, who expects Shelby to keep his motor running against the Padres — 10 units.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 35-46

The Braves’ brutal bullpen choked one away Monday night against the Padres, giving Hondo a loss that expanded his debt to 870 keanes.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will rely on the stud of his stable — 10 units on Wacha to stone the Rockies. Also, he’ll give super Sawx southpaw Eduardo Rodriguez an opportunity to earn a stall in the stable — 10 units.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 35-48

Hondo hit the dreaded four-figure deficit mark Tuesday night when he went double-draino with the Sawx and Cards to put the filthy figure at a whopping 1,000 dyers.
Wednesday night: Matt Harvey says he rejects the notion the Mets are a year away from winning, arguing that they can win now. Mr. Aitch will take him at his word — 10 units on the Hitless Wonders.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 35-49


The miserable Mets sent Hondo deeper into the abyss Wednesday night when Harvey was bludgeoned by the Giants to raise the accounts payable to 1,085 rigneys.
Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will switch dugouts for The Freak Show — 10 units on the SF Jints.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 35-50


Welcome to “Eat, Pray, Lose,” the daily chronicle of Hondo’s ill-advised baseball investments. The bleeding continued Thursday night when Mr. Aitch succumbed with the Giants in the big Citi to increase the deficit to 1,135 mcdowells.
Friday night: His Aitchness will heed the advice of former Post baseball scribe Mark Hale, who urges a play on Salazar and the Native Americans — 10 units.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 35-51


Hondo was way off the mark Friday night with Salazar and the Tribe, who were collared in Comerica to raise the NRN (nasty red number) to a rip-roaring 1,185 ramoses.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch will try to do some digging out with stable stalwart Mike Pelfrey — 10 units on the Twins.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 35-52


Hondo absorbed another in a series of thorough beatings on Saturday, getting pummeled with Pelfrey and the Twins to increase the rapidly expanding dirty digits to 1,235 malzones.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will give Rodriguez another opportunity to earn a stall in the stable — 10 units on the Sawx. Also, he expects Sonny to brighten his day — 10 on Gray and the A’s.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 36-53
Hondo, who ran his losing streak to seven with the Sawx on Sunday, managed to stanch the bleeding with the Athletics, who came to his rescue in Anaheim to limit the overall damage to 1,255 ainges.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch will count on Buehrle to man up and overcome his horrid history in NYC — 10 units on the red-hot Blue Jays to make it a dozen straight. Also, 10 on Tanaka and the Yankees to flush Koehler

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 36-55


How do you stop the Blue Jays’ winning streak? Have Hondo put 10 units on them. His Aitchness suffered the dreaded double-nipper Monday night, dropping a pair of one-runners with Toronto and the Yanks to send the runaway deficit soaring to 1,365 skowrons.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects Nathan to dog the Marlins — 10 units on Eovaldi and the Yankees to accomplish their mission against Mr. Phelps.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 36-56


been fading this dude all season and am up !! ANYONE ELSE FADING HIM EVERY PICK?


​It’s raining misery and there’s not an umbrella in sight. Hondo, who was swept with the Jays and Yanks Monday night to raise the debt to 1,365 mcauliffes, had his DDDPs (dwindling disposable dead presidents) riding on the Bombers Tuesday night in Miami.Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch expects Price and Bumgarner to ace their tests — 10 units apiece on the Tigers and Giants.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 36-58


It was another double-downer for Hondo, who was beaten Wednesday night with so-called aces Bumgarner of the Giants and Price of the Tigers to raise the deficit to 1,515 faces.
Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will search for some treasure with them Pirates, who he hopes will patch together a victory against the Pale Hose — 10 units.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 37-58

Hondo took a rare trip to the winner’s circle Thursday night, hitting with the Pirates to lower the deficit to 1,465 greenbergs.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch will stick with the Bucs, who seem to be the only team interested in participating in his debt-reduction plan — 10 units on Burnett to show Ross who’s boss.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 37-59



Hondo’s winning streak came to a halt at one Friday night when the Pirates failed their assignment in D.C. to expand the accounts payable to 1,525 sieberts.
Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will try to erase some debt with Erasmo — 10 units on Ramirez and the Rays to rock the house in Cleveland.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 38-59



The Rays took care of business for Hondo on Saturday in Cleveland, knocking off the Tribe to slash the accounts payable to 1,440 mazeroskis.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will try to grab some treasure with the Pirates — 10 units on Morton, that old salt.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 38-60


Charlie “Two-Thirds” Morton failed to achieve against the Nationals on Sunday, getting obliterated in the first inning and causing Hondo’s deficit to grow to 1,490 luzinskis.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch will swing for the fences with the Phillies and Cubs — 10 units apiece on Correia and Wada.

 

[BigHurt007]

What a burial

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 40-60


Hondo made a significant move Monday by scoring big-time with the Phillies and Cubs to lower the dirty digits to 1,270 russells — a 14.8 percent reduction of his deficit.
Tuesday night: Mr. Jolo emails to say: “Only one person can help the Mets: You! Please pick their opposing team every game for the rest of the season. That will guarantee a playoff berth.” Always willing to do his part for the good of the Metamucils, Mr. Aitch will test-drive that theory with a 10-unit play on the Brewers. Also, His Aitchness will attack with Zack — 10 on L.A. to humble Hammel.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 41-61

Hondo kept chugging with the Brewers Tuesday night, but the Dodgers refused to play ball with his deficit-reduction program, so the accounts payable increased slightly to 1,290 haddixes.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch is cool with Cole (Gerrit, not Hamels) — 10 units on the Pirates to hose Leake and the Reds

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 41-62


Hondo whiffed Wednesday night with the Pirates, who were hosed by Leake and the Reds to increase the NRN (nasty red number) to 1,380 pepitones.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will take a shot with Adam this eve — 10 units on Warren and the Yankees to squeeze out a victory against the ‘Stros at Minute Maid Park.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 41-63


Hondo went down flailing Thursday night with the Yankees, who had their problems in Houston as they sent the deficit up to 1,430 triandoses.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch hopes to enjoy some Chen music in Baltimore — 10 units on the Orioles to clobber Kluber.