The "REAL FADE HONDO" Thread .....

[djdelv]

Overall Record 14-16

Brew-hoo! Hondo was left crying in his beer Tuesday night because Milwaukee lived up to everyone’s expectations except his, which expanded the accounts payable to 145 oylers.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch will try to increase his carbon credits by putting his hard-earned DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Greene — 10 units on the Tigers.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 15-16

Hondo regained his winning touch Wednesday with the Tigers, who tripped the Twinks to lower the NRN (nasty red number) to 95 mossis.
Thursday night: Mr. Aitch hopes to wax poetic about Detroit Simonizing Duffy and the Royals — 10 units on Alfredo.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 15-17

The Tigers were thoroughly thrashed Thursday night by the rough-and-tumble Royals, an unfortunate development for Hondo that caused his deficit to rise to 145 petrovics.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch will branch out to the hoop world for an association with the Nets — 10 units on Brooklyn to take it to the limit against the Hawks.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 15-18

Hondo fired up an air ball Friday night with the Nets, who were obliterated by the Hawks to raise the accounts payable to an even Steven 200 sturtzes.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch expects to hit the bullseye with Archer — 10 units on the Rays. Also, Mr. Aitch will put a unit on Carpe Diem to come up roses at the Derby

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 15-19

Hondo whiffed with the Rays and finished up the track with Carpe Diem in the Derby on Saturday, which expanded the accounts payable to 270 odoms.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch, after using his gray matter, has decided to invest 10 units on Sonny and the A’s.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 16-19

Formerly slumping Hondo reversed course Sunday when he cruised with the A’s in Texas to reduce the damage to 220 nottebarts.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects Wood to cut the Cards’ lumber down to size — 10 units on the Small Bears to defy the odds against their Arch enemy.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 16-20


Gotta love those Lovable Losers from Chicago. The Cubs blew leads of 5-0 and 8-4 on Monday night, which caused Hondo’s deficit to jump back up to a crisp 270 boyers.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch is pining for Pineda to extinguish the Jays — 10 units on the Yankees.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 17-20


Hondo was on the money Tuesday night with the Yankees, who brought down the Blue Jays to lower the NRN (nasty red number) to 220 holtzmans.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will give the nod to Kazmir — 10 units on the A’s to strum a happy tune against Gibson and the Twins.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 17-21


The Athletics were obliterated Wednesday night by the Twins, which caused Hondo’s accounts payable to expand to 285 basses. Thursday night: It looks like there’s a code-red situation with Santiago,...

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 18-21

The Astros rallied heroically for Hondo Thursday night, getting three in the ninth to nip the Angels and reduce the dirty digits to 235 campanerises.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch will take a walk on the Sonny side of the street — 10 units on Gray’s A’s to win their battle in Seattle.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 18-22


The A’s failed to follow Hondo’s instructions to the letter Friday night in Seattle, coming away with an “L” that raised the deficit to a striking 300 crandalls.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch expects the Braves to punch out Mister Fister — 10 units on Teheran.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 18-23

The Braves tried to be heroic for Hondo on Saturday but ultimately failed, losing in the ninth to the Nats to boost the accounts payable to 350 hickmans.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will take another shot with Los Bravos — 10 units on Wood to do a number on the Nats’ lumber.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 18-24

Hondo’s free fall picked up more speed on Sunday when the Braves performed another of their patented late-game collapses to increase the deficit to 400 pignatanos.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch will try to find some life at Wrigley with a little help from deGrom Reaper — 10 units on the Metamucils.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 18-25


The beats go on and on. Hondo piled up more debt Monday night, losing another one-runner as the Mets were nipped at Wrigley to put the dirty digits at 450 kneppers.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will launch an investment on the Astros — 10 units on McHugh. Also, 10 on Strasburg and the Nats to slither past the D’backs.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 18-27

Horrible Hondo went double-draino Tuesday night, getting smacked with Stinky Strasburg and the Nats along with Mediocre McHugh and the Astros to boost the runaway deficit to a whopping 590 sieberns.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch doesn’t see any gray area in the Oakland-Boston tussle — 10 units on Sonny to shackle the Sawx. Also, Harvey can’t possibly lose two in a row, so Hondo will drop another 10 on the Mets.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 18-29


Hondo, who is disproving the crazy notion “you can’t lose them all,” was doubly defeated again Wednesday when the A’s were unable to solve the great Wade Miley and the Metamucils flopped in Wrigley, which grew the debt to a smooth 750 rigneys.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will slap the kiss of death on Wacha and Lincecum — 10 units apiece on the Cardinals and Giants.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 19-30



The Cardinals rushed to Hondo’s rescue Thursday afternoon when they nipped the Native Americans to end his losing streak at eight. However, a new schneid was begun Thursday night as the Giants fell in Cincy to leave the debt at 750 henrichs.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch will pin his hopes on the Yankees to beat Chris Young, even though it will be a tall order — 10 units on the Bombers.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 19-31

Hondo, who briefly changed his losing ways with a Thursday split, reverted to form Friday night when he was beaten with the Yankees to raise the deficit to 810 cauthens.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch will go with Mad Max to unleash his fury on the Padres — 10 units on Scherzer and the Nats. Also, he will make a one-unit across-board play on Firing Line in the Preakness.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 20-31

Firing Line went nowhere fast in the Preakness on Saturday, which was costly to Hondo, but the Nats ran roughshod on the Padres, so the accounts payable dropped to 775 burdettes.
Sunday: It’s Miller time for Mr. Aitch — 10 units on the Braves to hook the Fish.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 21-31


Shelby had it in high gear for the Braves on Sunday, doing a number on the Fish that enabled Hondo to reduce his NRN (nasty red number) to 710 conines.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch is fired up about the New Manager Theory — 10 units on Haren and the Marlins to rattle the Diamondbacks.