The "REAL FADE HONDO" Thread .....

[djdelv]

Overall Record 21-32

Hondo’s New-Manager Theory didn’t work out with the Marlins Monday night, but how was he to know GM Dan Jennings was going to select some dugout neophyte named Dan Jennings as the new skipper? The loss raised the debt to 780 colemans.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Cards to get past Niese with relative ease — 10 units on Wacha. Also, it looks like a black-and-white issue in Houston, so the choice is Gray — 10 units on the A’s.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 22-33


Hondo cruised with the Cardinals Tuesday night but was off target with the Athletics, whose problem in Houston increased the damage to 800 turleys.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will roll with the Nats’ bats to wallop Warren — 10 units on Zimmermann.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 23-33


Hondo tipped his hat to the Nats on Wednesday night after they handled their assignment against the Yankees to reduce the dirty digits to 750 forsches.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch expects the Cardinals to help him get out of the red — 10 units on Garcia to stop the flow of the Metamucils.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 23-34


Hondo whiffed Thursday with the Cards, whose failure to solve deGrom caused the deficit to bounce back up to 800 youngbloods.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch figures the Mets will make Cole sore — 10 units on Syndergaard to prevent the Pirates from patching together a victory.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 23-35

Hondo lost a boatload of his DDPs (disposable dead presidents) Friday night when Noah and the Metamucils, were sunk by the Pirates to inflate the accounts payable to a flabby 850 forsters.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch will stick with the Mets and invest on Harvey to pull a rabbit out of his hat — 10 units.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 23-36


The Pirates pummeled Harvey on Saturday, and Hondo felt the pain as his runaway deficit expanded to 900 tanners.
Sunday: Gray will be given one more opportunity to retain his stall in Mr. Aitch’s stable of stalwarts — 10 units on the A’s. Also, 10 on Santiago to chill the Sawx and 10 on Wacha to cuff K.C.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 25-37

The A’s and Cards enabled Hondo to make a change of direction on Sunday as they more than offset his loss with the Angels and caused deficit shrinkage to 845 laniers.
Monday: Mr. Aitch will look for a lift from the Astros — 10 units on Keuchel to show his chops in Baltimore.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 25-38


Hondo had a serious problem with Houston on Monday because of its failure to perform to expectation against the Orioles, which elevated the deficit to 895 sanfords.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will align himself with the Giants’ big man — 10 units on Bumgarner to beat the Brews.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 26-38


The Giants came up with a large victory for Hondo on Tuesday night in Milwaukee, cruising past the Brewskis to lower the deficit to 845 andersons.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch expects maximum results from Scherzer in Chicago — 10 units on the Nats. Also, 10 on Hughes, who should provide good news against the Sawx, and 10 on McHugh to hose the O’s.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 28-39


Hondo cashed with the Twins and Nationals on Wednesday, which more than offset his loss with the Astros and enabled him to trim his deficit to 795 colavitos.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch is going Coastal, which means he will become enraged if the Indians, Pirates and Braves don’t participate in his deficit-reduction plan.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 30-40

Hondo put another minor dent in the deficit Thursday night when he snagged two-of-three by hitting with the Tribe and Pirates while missing with the Braves to reduce the NRN (nasty red number) to 745 pateks.
Friday: Mr. Aitch will vie for a victory with Volquez — 10 units on the Royals to snap out of it at Wrigley

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 31-40


The Royals were up to their assigned task on Friday, fulfilling Hondo’s expectations as they rolled in Wrigley to trim the accounts payable to 690 haddixes.
Saturday; Mr. Aitch will give the nod to one of his stable stalwarts, Wacha, whom he expects to maintain perfection against the Dodgers. Also, Hondo will go against the grain with Morton, that old salt, to beat the odds against the Padres. Ten units apiece.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 32-41


Hondo did a painful split on Saturday night when he won with the Pirates and lost with Wacha getting walloped by the Dodgers, which left him with a slightly increased deficit of 715 houghs.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will put his hard-earned DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Mr. Wandyful — 10 units on Rodriguez to baffle the Sawx.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 33-41


Josh Hamilton truly was heroic for Hondo on Sunday, doubling home two runs in the bottom of the ninth to beat the Sawx and slash the accounts payable to 665 allisons.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch will go fishing with Mets’ castoff Mike Pelfrey against the Sawx — 10 units on the Twinks to tattoo Buchholz.


GAME HAS BE PPD, RAINED OUT !

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 33-41


Hondo was ready to inflict more damage to the deficit on Monday but was denied because his play on Pelfrey and the Twins in Fenway was rinsed, which left the damp and dirty digits at 665 minchers.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will play it again with Pelfrey — 10 units on the Twins to smack the Sawx

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 33-42


The formerly red-hot Twins cooled down quickly Tuesday night in Boston, getting zipped by the Sawx to lift Hondo’s deficit to 715 romanos.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will try to click with Kluber again — 10 units on the Native Americans to pin up a win against Vargas in Kansas City.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 33-43

Cy Kluber threw in another clunker Wednesday night, taking the loss in Kansas City to expand Hondo’s filthy figure to a shabby 785 schoendiensts.
Thursday night: Mr. Aitch expects Wacha to resume his winning ways — 10 units on the Cards’ ace to prevail in his rematch with Frias and the Dodgers

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 34-43

Hondo brought his two-game slide to a halt Thursday night in L.A. where he cashed with his ace, Wacha, who shut down the Dodgers to lower the NRN (nasty red number to 735 pascuals.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch will be pickin’ and grinnin’ with Gibson — 10 units on the Twinks to make a loser out of Lohse.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 34-44

The Twins made a nice rally to tie the Brewers Friday night, but that was merely prelude to a late collapse that enlarged Hondo’s negative numeral to 800 herrs.
Saturday night: Mr. Aitch will go back to the Cardinals in search of more debt reduction — 10 units on Garcia to defy the odds against Kershaw.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 34-45

Slumping Hondo missed on Saturday night with the Cards, who were blanked in L.A. to inflate the dirty digits to 850 skinners.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will take another shot with Pelfrey, who is coming off a strong outing in Fenway — 10 units on the Twins