The "REAL FADE HONDO" Thread .....

[djdelv]

Overall Record 62-91

Hondo, whose Monday night investment on the Cubs was washed out, was rewarded for coming right back with them Tuesday night as they whitewashed the Bucs to lower the dirty digits to 1,860 lyles.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch expects Severino to provide a phenomenal outcome at the Stadium — 10 units on the Yanks. Also, 10 on Johnny Beisbol to get his first Royal “W” — 10 units.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 62-93
Headley helped chase away a victory at the Stadium on Wednesday night, and Cueto remained winless with the Royals, leaving Hondo with a double beating that pushed his deficit to 2,030 maldonados.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch expects Buehrle to muscle up and shut down the Twins — 10 units on the Blue Jays to wail on Gibson.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 63-93

Resilient Hondo bounced back from Wednesday night’s disastrous double wipeout by breezing with the Blue Jays on Thursday night to slash the negative number to 1,980 veryzers.

Friday: Mr. Aitch will toast Jon Lester, aka Jonny Lager if he can help the Cubs chug past the Giants — 20 units.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 64-93



The Cubs chewed up the Giants on Friday in Wrigley, which enabled Hondo to reduce his accounts payable to 1,880 sisks.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch expects Noah Syndergaard to pitch a thoroughly good game — 20 units on the Metamucils to keep it flowing against the Rays.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 64-94

Apparently, there is only one way to stop the Mets: Have Hondo bet on them. That’s what happened Saturday night when the Rays ended the Amazin’s winning streak at seven and increased the debt to 1,994 ruthvens.
Sunday: Arrieta will be given another opportunity to earn a stall in Mr. Aitch’s Stable of Stalwarts — 10 units on the Cubs.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 65-94


Hondo cashed Sunday with the Cubs, who not only cut the Giants down to size but also trimmed the NRN (nasty red number) to 1,944 cromarties.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Nationals to show some interest in the NL East race — 20 units on Gonzalez.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 66-94

It was the thumpers versus the slumpers Monday night in L.A., and the outcome was predictable — a bludgeoning by the Nats that reduced Hondo’s accounts payable to 1,829 Simpsons.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will put the kid to work for him again — 20 units on Severino to stifle the Tribe

 

[TheMagician]

Wow, this guy is bad.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 66-95


The Yankees rallied heroically, then collapsed miserably Monday night in Cleveland, which caused Hondo’s deficit to balloon to 1,929 tekulves.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Cards to get Cole-cocked like Geno Smith — 20 units on the Pirates to patch together a victory against their Arch-enemy

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 66-96


The Pirates failed their assignment Wednesday night in St. Louis, faltering against the Cards to send Hondo’s deficit soaring to a somewhat beefy 2,029 holtzmans.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will try to brighten his day with Sonny — 20 units on Gray and the A’s to cool down the Jays.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 66-97


Sonny Gray’s back spasms caused him to sit out Thursday’s A’s-Jays tussle, which means Hondo had a no-play that left his deficit holding steady at 2,029 stirnweisses.
Friday night: The price is right for the Yankees, and the sky is the limit for Nova — so Mr. Aitch will put his DDDPs (dwindling disposable dead presidents) on the Bombers to upset the rampaging Blue Jays — 20 units

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 67-97


Carlos Beltran came to Hondo’s rescue Friday night, providing a delightful dinger that not only saved the Yankees, but also slashed the debt to 1,834 kellers.
Saturday: Mark Mr. Aitch down for a play on Estrada and the Jays — 20 units. Also, he will try an investment on Jon “The Other” Gray to stop the Padres and Arrieta to hose the Chisox — 20 units apiece.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 68-99


Hondo having split with the Blue Jays and Cubs on Saturday, was on the verge of improving his financial standing, but the Rockies chucked it away in the ninth to put the deficit at 1,954 Blasses.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch can’t pass up a Locke at Citi Field — 10 units on the Pirates to patch together a victory over the Metamucils.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 69-99



The Pirates continued their mastery over the Metamucils on Sunday, finishing off a sweep that caused Hondo’s dirty digits to tumble to 1,883 conigliaros.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch will try to brighten his day with Sonny Gray — 10 units on the A’s to make Tillman pay.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 69-100



Stable stud Sonny Gray failed his assignment Monday night in Baltimore, which resulted in a loss for Hondo that caused his deficit to grow to 1,933 sassers.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch is giving deGrom de ball in hopes he deliver a “W” for the Mets — 10 units

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 70-100



It was looking like a Familia story in Baltimore last night, but Hondo managed to avoid a crushing defeat with the Metamucils and lower his accounts payable to 1,833 hickmans.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will bank on Syndergaard to conquer his road demons — 10 units on the Mets to be razor sharp against Ubaldo. Also, 10 on Kluber and the Tribe to shut down the Sawx.

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 70-102

Hondo walked off with a defeat Wednesday night in Baltimore where the Mets flopped in the ninth to push the NRN (nasty red number) to 1,938 pipps.
Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will keep it local with a 10-unit investment on the star of the Yankees’ staff — 10 units on Nova to stop the Tribe

 

[djdelv]

Overall Record 70-103



Hondo lost with the locals for a second straight night as the Yankees failed to deliver against the terrible Tribe, which increased the deficit to 2,018 purkeys.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch will go with Senor Beisbol — 20 units on Johnny Cueto to stifle the Sawx.