The "REAL FADE HONDO" Thread .....

djdelv · Apr 10, 2015

Overall Record = 3-4

Hondo cashed Thursday with Matt and the Mets, who took care of business in D.C. to lower the accounts payable to a skimpy 15 colemans.Friday: Since it’s reputed to be the Year of the Mets, Mr. Aitch will open with a one-unit, across-the-board play on Ocala Princess, which is co-owned by former Mets’ infield prospect Bruce Fitzpatrick, in the sixth at Tampa Bay Downs. Also, 10 units on Niese to cool down the overachieving Braves.

djdelv · Apr 11, 2015

Overall Record = 3-5

Hondo finished out of the money Friday with Ocala Princess in the sixth at Tampa Bay Downs, and then , for an evening encore, did the same with the metamucils, which left him with a deficit of 110 floods.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch will take a break from the Metamucils and try to walk the Wacha with a 10 unit play on the Cards.

djdelv · Apr 12, 2015

Overall Record = 4-5

Hondo pulled an ace Saturday with Wacha, who shut down the Reds to lower the debt to 35 gwynns. If that number seems a tad low, it’s because his longtime accountant, CP Addemup, showed he is in midseason form by overcharging him for Friday’s futility.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch expects Ross to show the Giants who’s boss — 10 units on the Pods

djdelv · Apr 13, 2015

Overall Record = 5-5

Hondo clawed his way back into the black Sunday when the Padres showed the Giants who their daddies were, which enabled him to load up his account with 15 pinsons.
Monday: Mr. Aitch will go with Leake, the Cincinnati whiz kid, to throw a wet blanket on Jonny Lager’s second start at Wrigley Field — 10 units.

djdelv · Apr 14, 2015

Overall Record 5-6

Hondo’s visit to the black proved to be short-lived Monday night thanks to the Reds, who blew a couple of leads and then the game to drop him into the red at 35 belangers.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will lay the long odds with Harvey — 10 units on the Metamucils to buck Buchanan.

djdelv · Apr 15, 2015

Overall Record 6-6

Hondo jumped back into the black Tuesday night when he survived with Matt and the Mets to close the business day with 15 lemongellos in the account.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch, heeding the wise counsel of former Post baseball scribe Mark Hale, will put his DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Pomeranz and the A’s to bring down the ’Stros.

djdelv · Apr 16, 2015

Overall Record 6-7

The A's were less than letter perfect against the Stros on Wednesday Night , which caused Hondo to leap frog back into the red.

Thursday : Mr Aitch will vie for a victory with Vargas- 10 units on the royals to get back on track against the twinkies

mojo512 · Apr 16, 2015

Takes patience but Hondo will likely be down 1,000 sirignos by mid-June. I'm counting on it.

djdelv · Apr 17, 2015

Overall Record 6-8

Hondo plunged deeper into the red Thursday when Jason Vargas and the Royals provided no afternoon delight in Minnesota, which put the negative number at 95 wigginses.
Friday: Mr. Aitch will band together with the one and only Jimmy Shields in Wrigley — 10 units on the Padres. For his night move, he’ll take a Wacha on the wild side with the Cards — 10 units.

djdelv · Apr 18, 2015

Overall Record 8-8

Hondo swept his way back into the black on Friday, scoring with the Padres and Cardinals to put the profits at a skimpy but sturdy 5 flannerys.
Saturday: Mr. Aitch will stick with the Pods for a 10-unit play on Ross to show the Cubs who’s boss.

djdelv · Apr 19, 2015

Overall Record 8-9

Hondo dropped back into the red Saturday when the Padres failed to show the Cubs who their daddies are. As a result, the deficit now stands at 50 tenaces.Sunday: Mr. Aitch expects Kazmir to pull the wool over the Royals’ eyes — 10 units on the A’s to follow his instructions to the letter

djdelv · Apr 20, 2015

Overall Record 8-10

Hondo had everything going his way Sunday in Kansas City until O’Flaherty entered the fracas and poured gasoline on the A’s lead, which caused the deficit to balloon to a somewhat bulky 105 charboneaus.Monday night: Mr. Aitch has a hankering for a Bauer play — 10 units on the Native Americans to hose the Chisox.

djdelv · Apr 21, 2015

Overall Record 8-11

The baseball gods again are turning their wrath on Hondo, who went draino Monday night when the Tribe’s Cody Allen — you can’t win with somebody named Cody — gave up four in the ninth to raise the debt to 165 roseboros.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch is counting on Anderson to be a pain to the Giants — 10 units on the Dodgers.

djdelv · Apr 22, 2015

Overall Record 8-12

Hondo , whose deficit grew to 165 hutchinsons as a result of the Indians ' collapse Monday Night, was in dire need of a Dodger (lost) victory Tuesday night.

Wednesday night: If you see Kay, tell her to put 10 units on Bryan "F-Bomb" Price and his Reds. Also , 10 on Kluber and the Native Americans to hose those darn Chisox

djdelv · Apr 23, 2015

Overall Record 9-13

Hondo’s losing streak grew to five Wednesday when the Tribe went belly up, but it ended right there because the Reds took down the Brewers to cut the debt to 240 clendenons.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will go with his Locke of the Day — 10 units on the Pirates to patch together a victory against the Cubs.

djdelv · Apr 24, 2015

Overall Record 10-13

Hondo, who snapped a five-game losing streak Wednesday night with the Reds, won his second straight Thursday when Sure-Bet Locke and the Pirates came through to reduce the accounts payable to 190 rolfes.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch will go with the favored Yankees to quell some of the Metamucil hysteria — 10 units on Pineda.

djdelv · Apr 25, 2015

Overall Record 11-13

Suddenly sizzling Hondo breezed to his third straight triumph Friday Night, scoring with the yankees to slash the deficit to 140 Shannons.

Saturday : Mr Aitch expects CC to keep throwing chill pills at the Metamucils - 10 units on the bombers. Also, 10 on Wainwright and the Cards to chug past the Brewers.

djdelv · Apr 26, 2015

Overall Record 12-14

Hondo broke even on Saturday thanks to the Cardinals, whose triumph in Milwaukee offset his loss with the overmatched Yankees in El Bronx and left the debt holding at 140 kekiches.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will play ’em again, first with some St. Louis-style Lynn-sanity in Milwaukee, then with an investment on Nathan to dog the Mets — 10 units apiece.

djdelv · Apr 27, 2015

Overall Record 13-15

The Cards stranded 14 in their Sunday loss to the Brewers (15 if you include Hondo), but the Yankees limited the damage when they disposed of the playoff-bound Metamucils to put the deficit at 160 caminitis.
Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects to coast in San Diego with McHugh and the ’Stros against Little Game James and the Padres — 10 units.

djdelv · Apr 28, 2015

Overall Record 14-15

Hondo soared with the ’Stros on Monday night in San Diego, which enabled him to trim his accounts payable down to double-digits at 95 kuenns.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will tap into the Brewers in Cincinnati for some debt relief — 10 units on Lohse to beat the long odds against Cueto.