The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

pay per view, Pimpy and Lang in a one on one conversation. I'm in for 99.99. Pimpy over and over calling him on his bullshit.

Only if the money goes to charity and Link gets none of it.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I think if Brando get's fired again for being so terrible at his job, he should re-brand himself as the dead Canadian wrestler "The Missing Link" and start a new career in the squared circle. Get back on the 'roids Link, a new opportunity awaits you!

 

[RidgeRider]

I think if Brando get's fired again for being so terrible at his job, he should re-brand himself as the dead Canadian wrestler "The Missing Link" and start a new career in the squared circle. Get back on the 'roids Link, a new opportunity awaits you!

Hahahahahahaha!

 

[finman13]

LMFAO. buy points in a preseason game.

 

[finman13]

Only if the money goes to charity and Link gets none of it.

Yes. All charity. One on one...in person. Answer questions asshole.

 

[finman13]

I think if Brando get's fired again for being so terrible at his job, he should re-brand himself as the dead Canadian wrestler "The Missing Link" and start a new career in the squared circle. Get back on the 'roids Link, a new opportunity awaits you!

Disturbing. LMAO

 

[carlitosway]

There actually is someone who is worse and believe it or not it's Phil Steele from Northcoast Sports but only for college football.
Records the last 2 years.
2023 College Football
CFB Regular Season - 38-51-3 - 42.7%
CFB Bowl Games - 2-16 - 11.11%
Overall for 2023 in College Football 40-67-3 for 37.38%

2022 College Football
CFB Regular Season - 31-55-1 - 36.05%
CFB Bowl Games - 6-8 - 42.86%
Overall for 2022 in College Football 37-63-1 for 37.37%

Records for Phil Steele are from TheSportsMonitor.com

Vegas Dave is just as bad but his selections are almost never available unless you want to pay $995.00 a day.

Phil Steele's your money but in a subtle, polite and passive aggressive way than the louder and more in your face scamdicapper. 25-30 years ago me and a couple of friends bought packages from the likes of Wayne Root, Kelso Sturgeon, Scott Spreitzer and Phil Steele. They all sucked and were losers just like the suckers we were.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang will be crowing like he won the Super Bowl tomorrow.
Congratulations, clown, you're 3-4 your last 7 pre-season football games.
I'll have Finman contact the Guinness Book of World Records for ya.

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Baltimore Ravens.

The Line: The current line is +1 in Vegas and offshore as of 9:50 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[finman13]

No suprise. Ravens preseason win streak was stopped last year I believe but he will say Harbaugh takes these games seriously. Why not take the moneyline pube head?

 

[proanalyser]

I found a huge mistake in Panthers/Patriots last night. I have found another huge mistake in Philly/Baltimore tonight.
With college football starting right around the corner, it's time to build the bankroll in the NFL exhibition season.

 

[ac_slater]

The pick: My 75 dime winner is the Baltimore Ravens +1

 

[ac_slater]

I didn’t see Steve had already posted. My bad.

 

[finman13]

No worries AC. Enjoy your burger at the Maxx

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,056.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $30,565 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$32,560)

PAID PICKS: 94-117-1 / 44.5%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 3-5 -47.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/6 to 8/12, (1W-2L) -42.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

23-42, -1,958 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 2-10
75 DIME: 4-10
60 DIME: 0-4
50 DIME: 14-15

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

1-0, +60 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,828.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $138,282.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$162,222.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,056.5 DIMES (01/01/24 to 08/08/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: BALTIMORE RAVENS +2

Don't be fooled....there is money to be made in preseason football.
I said that last night and handed you the 60 dime winner on New England (-6') dominating the Panthers 17-3.
Tonight I raise the bar and get ready to hand you a 75 dime winner on Philadelphia at Baltimore,
You do your homework. You dig in the local press. You watch coaches press conferences. Coaches will give hints in daily press conferences,
You put in the time, you can find mistakes.
I found a huge mistake in Panthers/Patriots last night. I have found another huge mistake in Philly/Baltimore tonight.
With college football starting right around the corner, it's time to build the bankroll in the NFL exhibition season.
No better time than the present to make it 2 in a row this football season with a 75 dime winner tonight.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Don't be fooled....there is money to be made in preseason football.

This should read, Don't be fooled....I have no idea how to handicap ANY sport and I will never make you any money long term. I am a loser clown and that is all I will ever be.

I have found another huge mistake in Philly/Baltimore tonight.

No he hasn't. He's just going with the Baltimore winning in the pre-season trend.

With college football starting right around the corner, it's time to build the bankroll in the NFL exhibition season.

Uhhh, wasn't that last week??? When it was "IMPERATIVE" to build the fake bankroll BEFORE pre-season football?

 

[sevgee74]

There actually is someone who is worse and believe it or not it's Phil Steele from Northcoast Sports but only for college football.
Records the last 2 years.
2023 College Football
CFB Regular Season - 38-51-3 - 42.7%
CFB Bowl Games - 2-16 - 11.11%
Overall for 2023 in College Football 40-67-3 for 37.38%

2022 College Football
CFB Regular Season - 31-55-1 - 36.05%
CFB Bowl Games - 6-8 - 42.86%
Overall for 2022 in College Football 37-63-1 for 37.37%

Records for Phil Steele are from TheSportsMonitor.com

Vegas Dave is just as bad but his selections are almost never available unless you want to pay

Thank you for the info, but cannot find this individual capper at that website; just a bunch of different Northcoast services none mentioning Steele's service. Went across the street to another forum to comb week by week for his college weekly picks, which was grueling but seems to be closer to 50%.