The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,785.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $137,857.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$161,797.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,014 DIMES (01/01/24 to 08/05/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[FOProjections]

Feel like Lang has been 50%-ish when he takes his big favorites on the run line vs Sox, As or Marlins. Then about 20% on the rest of his MLB picks.

 

[finman13]

"It's imperative to deliver a couple of winning days heading into Thursday."

It's imperative? What happens if you don't have 2 winning days Brando? Do you plan on retiring and proceed to clean up your life and get your shit together?

 

[FOProjections]

Ok is there any doubt he’s going to be on Yankees run line?

 

[steve021]

Ok is there any doubt he’s going to be on Yankees run line?

Well I’m screwed I took them this morning, I guess everyone gets Langed from time to time


The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Seattle Mariners -1 1/2 runs.

The Line: The current line is +105 in Vegas and offshore as of 11:10 am EST. Please specify Montero and Castillo at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: SEATTLE MARINERS RUN LINE -1 1/2 (+105) (Montero vs Castillo)

Well, I guess Aaron Nola couldn't follow up Zach Wheeler's gem on Sunday with a gem of his own as got rocked in the bottom of the 3rd.
Dodgers put up a 4-spot in that frame and it was enough to hold on for the 5-3 LA win sending my 50 dimer to the losers circle.
I guess the Phillies are just that cold right now!!!
So after the 150 dime gift on the Dodgers run line Saturday 10-0-, I come back with a pair of losses with the 60 dimer Sunday and the 50 dimer last night.
Very important 2 days coming up with a full slate of preseason football starting Thursday.
It's imperative to deliver a couple of winning days heading into Thursday.
It starts with this 50 dimer on the diamond.
Let's go.

 

[proanalyser]

Repeat after me I am a professional handicapper. this is embarrising. How many blow outs of the month are getting blown out. The $10 better is getting ram rodded up the anal cavity.

 

[vegasinside]

What Lang is doing is actually astonishing! A simple coin is going to be right in the 48-52% over time. But he is able to reach his low percentile with “research.” Pretty amazing!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,064 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $30,640 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$32,635)

PAID PICKS: 93-116-1 / 44.4%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 2-4 -55 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/6 to 8/12, (0W-1L) -50 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

23-41, -1,905.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 2-10
75 DIME: 4-10
60 DIME: 0-4
50 DIME: 14-14

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,835.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $138,357.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$162,297.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,064 DIMES (01/01/24 to 08/06/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[steve021]

This is Al Demarco’s write up this morning talking about the mariners rl loss last night, any guesses who he was referring to kiss of death

 

[RidgeRider]

"One of the guys on customer service"? There is only ONE guy who works in customer service and he lives in Atlanta. That guy and Al Rolli / Demarco both HATE Lang and yes Lang is the handicapper that also released Seattle as a play. Also how is Rolli / Demarco quoting Matt Rivers when Matt Rivers is a made up person.
What a scumbag / loser / scammer operation.

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Tampa Bay Rays

The Line: The current line is +100 in Vegas and offshore as of 9:40 am EST. Please specify Bradley and Fedde at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[sniperpicks]

Moron AL drops a joke only people who been to Amsterdam can understand ?

Whose holding the keys over there ?

I miss LANG videos like when he did an AL impersonation with a animal skin on his head

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Somebody call 911 because this mutha fu@%#ker is flat out stealing money

The balls on this guy...s wife to post something like this LOL.

What an absolute clown.

 

[finman13]

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This is Al Demarco’s write up this morning talking about the mariners rl loss last night, any guesses who he was referring to kiss of death

Absolutely hilarious

 

[finman13]

Lang spotted in the wee hours after delivering his last taco bell order, wondering where and when it all went wrong.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: TAMPA BAY RAYS -105 (Bradley vs Fedde)

Well, what does a 5-year 108 million dollar contract get you?
It gets you a guy who can't beat the lowly Detroit Tigers at home.
Last year the Seattle Mariners gave Luis Castillo that contract and what does 108 million dollars get you?
Last year it got you 13-9 and this year it gets you 9-11. Folks, 108 million dollars for a pitcher hovering around .500.
Somebody call 911 because this mutha fu@%#ker is flat out stealing money.
Let's move on.
So after the 150 dime gift on the Dodgers run line Saturday 10-0, I come back with a 3 straight losses with the 60 dimer Sunday and 50 dimers Monday and Tuesday.
It's imperative I deliver a winning day heading into Thursday.
It starts with this 50 dimer on the diamond.
Let's go.