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Fade is hotter 🔥 than 2 rats 🐀🐀 F ing in a wool sock 🧦
 

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Thanks for fucking over the Rays douche rocket. My goodness this guy sucks. Historical.
 

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Take it, if you can.
 

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Lang says on Tuesday...

Very important 2 days coming up with a full slate of preseason football starting Thursday.
It's imperative to deliver a couple of winning days heading into Thursday.


He proceeds to lose both days.
I guess it really wasn't that imperative after all.
What a fucking loser clown. 🤡 :poop:

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Wow, this is an epic year, he's down more than any other year and football hasn't even started yet! LOL!

Down 2k in just MLB? Ba da da da daaaaa

I'm lovin' it
 

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Don't be fooled....there is money to be made in preseason football.
You do your homework. You dig in the local press. You watch coaches press conferences. Coaches will give hints in daily press conferences,
You put in the time, you can find mistakes.
I really feel we have a huge mistake in this Panthers/Pats match up tonight.
With college football starting right around the corner, it's time to build the bankroll in the NFL exhibition season.
No better time than the present to kick off the football season with a 60 dime winner tonight.
Let's go.
 

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Don't be fooled....there is money to be made in preseason football.
You do your homework. You dig in the local press. You watch coaches press conferences. Coaches will give hints in daily press conferences,
You put in the time, you can find mistakes.


And he showed how good his homework paid off last pre-season by going 2-4 and losing 240 Dimes, ($2,400).

🤡 :poop:


LANG NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0
 

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The Pick: My 60 Dime winner is the New England Patriots.

The Line:
The current line is -6 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 9:20 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Note: If your price on New England is anywhere from -6 to -7 1/2 I advise buying the half-point down.

My Analysis
The Jerod Mayo era begins.

Bill Belichick departed a loser, as many insiders said the game passed him by. Hence the reason he couldn't get a job as a head coach.

Enter Jerod Mayo, more of a players coach than Belichick would ever be.

At home, in his first game in charge, you know Mayo wants to shine. In front of the fans and most importantly owner Robert Kraft.

He will play this one to win.

And he couldn't ask for a better opponent to slaughter than the Carolina Panthers, who's preseason QB situation is a mess.

#1 draft pick Bryce Young will not play and Andy Dalton is out.

That means the only 2 QB's they have are rookie Jack Plummer out of Louisville and veteran Jake Luton. Plummer expected to play the first half, Luton the 2nd.

Luton just signed with the team on Monday, having spent some time on the practice squad last year.

Not exactly a rock solid QB rotation for the Panthers and new coach Dave Canales.

No problem for the Pats.

Mayo has stated all 4 QB's will play, meaning a series or two from Jacoby Brissett followed by the #3 pick in the draft Drake Maye.

The 2nd half will be led mostly by Bailey Zappe, who I feel will put up some points before rookie Joe Milton II mops up the last 2 possessions of the game.

Mayo will hang his hat on defense and you can believe they will be flying around to make a great first impression.

Bottom line: You replace a legend like Belichick, you have to get the first win out of the box.

With the QB situation of Carolina so bad, this has a double digit win for the home team.

Lay it and wait to collect.
 

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There actually is someone who is worse and believe it or not it's Phil Steele from Northcoast Sports but only for college football.
Records the last 2 years.
2023 College Football
CFB Regular Season - 38-51-3 - 42.7%
CFB Bowl Games - 2-16 - 11.11%
Overall for 2023 in College Football 40-67-3 for 37.38%

2022 College Football
CFB Regular Season - 31-55-1 - 36.05%
CFB Bowl Games - 6-8 - 42.86%
Overall for 2022 in College Football 37-63-1 for 37.37%

Records for Phil Steele are from TheSportsMonitor.com

Vegas Dave is just as bad but his selections are almost never available unless you want to pay $995.00 a day.
 

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Lang says on Tuesday...

Very important 2 days coming up with a full slate of preseason football starting Thursday.
It's imperative to deliver a couple of winning days heading into Thursday.


He proceeds to lose both days.
I guess it really wasn't that imperative after all.
What a fucking loser clown. 🤡 :poop:

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like I said a couple days ago, what now? Are you going to hang it up Brando? Nope! just keep lying, scheming and bullshitting. Look at what one of your prestigious colleagues stated about you when you picked the same team they did.

"They only make movies about winners." Clearly that is a load of shit. They also make movies about assholes like hitler you dumbass.
 

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Don't be fooled....there is money to be made in preseason football.
You do your homework. You dig in the local press. You watch coaches press conferences. Coaches will give hints in daily press conferences,
You put in the time, you can find mistakes.


And he showed how good his homework paid off last pre-season by going 2-4 and losing 240 Dimes, ($2,400).

🤡 :poop:


LANG NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0
pay per view, Pimpy and Lang in a one on one conversation. I'm in for 99.99. Pimpy over and over calling him on his bullshit.
 

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