The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[RidgeRider]

It's Northcoast Sports Service Late Phone and the numbers are 100% correct.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I have found another huge mistake in Philly/Baltimore tonight.

 

[carlitosway]

I didn’t see Steve had already posted. My bad.

It's OK Bubba. TY.

 

[carlitosway]

No worries AC. Enjoy your burger at the Maxx

And the girls...

 

[ac_slater]

I have already purchased tomorrows play. It will be posted.

 

[carlitosway]

I have found another huge mistake in Philly/Baltimore tonight.

Yeah he played it and got handed a bad beat. Awfully bad and amazingly MUSHY. Can't make this shit up!

 

[sniperpicks]

Was driving. Listening. Honest to god almost F ing wrecked when they called “fumble and ravens ball”

 

[proanalyser]

When the Ravens scored their lone touchdown in the fourth quarter, Harbaugh sent Tucker out to tie it at 13-13 with 5:46 left instead of going for two and the win. Then Harbaugh had fourth-string quarterback Emory Jones drop back with 10 seconds left in a tie game, only for Patrick Jonson to strip-sack him and create a giveaway. There was 10 seconds left in a game where running out the clock may have been a preferred move.

Can't beat bad coaching. Found another game for tomorrow where the linemaker made a mistake.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang gonna be whining and crying tomorrow, LOL.

 

[finman13]

Well I handicapped this game just the way it was supposed to go. I knew it would be a tie, since it's preseason, but Jack Idiot forgot how to kick and Baltimore forgot how to hold on to the football. But then , Jase remembered how to kick, so my play goes down in flames...just as my life has. I said it was imperative I win this game to jump start the weekend, but who gives a flying fuck? I'm sitting in a gutter on skid row and I'll be back with an up the ante huge play since it's Saturday. I've spotted another oddsmakers error, since it's Saturday. After I finish this mad dog 20/20, I'll work on handicapping Sunday so I can build my bankroll heading into a new week. They only make movies about winners like me. LFG

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,139 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $31,390 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$33,385)

PAID PICKS: 94-118-1 / 44.3%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 3-6 -130 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/6 to 8/12, (1W-3L) -125 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

23-42, -1,958 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 2-10
75 DIME: 4-10
60 DIME: 0-4
50 DIME: 14-15

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

1-1, -22.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,910.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $139,107.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$163,047.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,139 DIMES (01/01/24 to 08/09/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So how is Emory Jones feeling this morning????
The rookie out of Cincinnati fumbles at his own 35 yard line with 13 seconds to go in a 13-13 game giving the Eagles the field goal for the win.
Can't make this crap up. You really can't. You just shake your head, turn off the TV and move on.
Bottom line: might as well get your first bad beat out of the way this football season and move on because you know you are going to have more.
Let's move on.
After the 60 dime Patriots Thursday, would have been nice to hammer home the 75 dimer on the Ravens last night.
It didn't happen. In the words of Forrest Gump, "sh&t happens."
You have a winner and one player decides to be dumb and you lose. End of story.
With college football starting right around the corner, it's time to build the bankroll in the NFL exhibition season and I will do that today.
I have been hot on Saturday's and winning Saturday #3 out of 4 happens now. Simple as that.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Bottom line: might as well get your first bad beat out of the way this football season and move on because you know you are going to have more.

Lang, your whole life is a bad beat.
You are the scum of the earth and deserve every shitty thing that happens to you.
Clown Capper!

 

[seth]

I doubt Emory Jones cares tbh. It's only pre season not the superbowl.

I love Lang is bragging about being hot on Saturdays as if somehow it's because of his handicapping and not sheer luck

 

[sniperpicks]

I have been hot on Saturday's and winning Saturday #3 out of 4 happens now. Simple as that. LANG

So he has lost 2 of 4 in reality and says he hot ?

Wish there was a video of him watching that F up last night

 

[proanalyser]

all over jack with 3 good backups-Mac Jones Cj bethard (trevor Lawerence) Kc has carson Wentz Cris oladokun Ian book(mahomes)

 

[ac_slater]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Jacksonville Jags.