The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang handicapping... Dodgers good, A's bad. Dodgers win big, uggh!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

You go the main page of BLang dot com and they have 8 "handicappers" results posted for today and 7 out of 8 of them lost, lol.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,964 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $29,640 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$31,635)

PAID PICKS: 93-114-1 / 44.9%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 2-2 +45 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-3L) +35 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

23-39, -1,805.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 2-10
75 DIME: 4-10
60 DIME: 0-4
50 DIME: 14-12

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,735.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $137,357.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$161,297.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 2,964 DIMES (01/01/24 to 08/04/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[sniperpicks]

TWINS to trounce white sox was laying there , he coulda done a repeat there, he could not find a rotted fish in a mini fridge

 

[finman13]

Wins 150 Sat

Loses 150 on Sun

⚾️

60 dimer plus 110 sniper

 

[finman13]

Well langatang, way to finish the weekend you lazy piece of shit. I'm so hungover, so fuck everything, Dodgers again. Back to bed .

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Philadelphia Phillies.

The Line: The current line is +110 in Vegas and offshore as of 12:40 pm EST. Please specify Nola and Glasnow at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[carlitosway]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Philadelphia Phillies.

The Line: The current line is +110 in Vegas and offshore as of 12:40 pm EST. Please specify Nola and Glasnow at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Thanks dude.

 

[steve021]

Thanks dude.

You’re welcome buddy

 

[finman13]

Smegma brain mad at the Dodgers.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Nobody on this planet knows how important a winning August is heading into the start of football.

Arguably the most important bankroll building month of the entire year.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES +110 (Nola vs Glasnow)

Well, after scoring 10 runs on Saturday, the Dodgers could only post up 3 on Sunday and that isn't going to get it done with the run line.
So after the 150 dime gift on the Dodgers run line Saturday 10-0-, I come back with a 60 dimer on LA run line again on Sunday and they only win 3-2.
Go figure.
Was it a winning weekend? Absolutely but I wanted that 60 dime winner but it just the Dodgers weren't able to get it done.
Now 2-2 here in August with the 75 dimer winner Thursday with the Cubs, lost the 100 dimer on Detroit Friday and 150 dime winner Saturday on Dodgers Run Line.
And of course the 60 dime loss Sunday on the Dodgers run line.
Nobody on this planet knows how important a winning August is heading into the start of football.
Arguably the most important bankroll building month of the entire year.
Now let's bang home this 50 dimer and get to 3-2 in August.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang bragging about a winning weekend is classic scammer Lang. Throw in Friday and it was a losing weekend, so there ya go.

Lang has zero clue about this matchup. He's taking the Phillies because they have the plus odds as both teams are top tier in the NL. And like Finman noted, he's probably upset the Dodgers lost the run line for him yesterday. That's as far as his thinking will take him.

 

[Ninorocco!]

The Kiss of DEATH on my Philllies

 

[carlitosway]

Lang bragging about a winning weekend is classic scammer Lang. Throw in Friday and it was a losing weekend, so there ya go.

Lang has zero clue about this matchup. He's taking the Phillies because they have the plus odds as both teams are top tier in the NL. And like Finman noted, he's probably upset the Dodgers lost the run line for him yesterday. That's as far as his thinking will take him.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,014 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $30,140 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$32,135)

PAID PICKS: 93-115-1 / 44.7%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 2-3 -5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

23-40, -1,855.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 2-10
75 DIME: 4-10
60 DIME: 0-4
50 DIME: 14-13