The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[camp23]

Im guessing hes on the cubs so we should roll with the card

 

[proanalyser]

I do not lose up the ante games They are my strongest play(7-25) Stronger then last nights 50 dimer. Lets FKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[finman13]

Well look what you found tonight. A gold turd. You did it Lang. Your ass gets the night off.

 

[phelps123]

Lang won on the Cubs

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,934 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $29,340 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$31,335)

PAID PICKS: 92-112-1 / 45.0%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 1-0 +75 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (2W-1L) +65 DIMES

 

[seth]

I see the Tale of the Tape has been edited as usual.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

22-37, -1,775.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 2-9
75 DIME: 4-10
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 14-12

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,705.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $137,057.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$160,997.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 2,934 DIMES (01/01/24 to 08/01/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Going into the bottom of the 9th last night down 2-runs or more, the Chicago Cubs were 0-41 their last 41 games.
Down 4-2, they get the Bellinger solo shot to cut it to 4-3 and then with 2-outs they get a single, stolen base followed by back to back doubles and BOOM!!!!!
Well, we can now make that 1-41 with the epic comeback.
So after the 50 dime winner to close out July on the Braves, we open August with a 75 dime winner and let's stay hot and raise the bar again on this Friday card.
I said yesterday, this is arguably the most important bankroll building month of the entire year.
You have to build the bankroll into the start of football season. Simple as that.
Now let's bang home this 100 dime up the ante winner and make it 2 straight to start the mnonth of August.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So after the 50 dime winner to close out July on the Braves, we open August with a 75 dime winner and let's stay hot and raise the bar again on this Friday card.

Can you believe this mother fucking scamming, piece of shit clown, has the balls to call himself hot after closing out July NEGATIVE 936.75 DIMES!!!

 

[carlitosway]

So after the 50 dime winner to close out July on the Braves, we open August with a 75 dime winner and let's stay hot and raise the bar again on this Friday card.

Can you believe this mother fucking scamming, piece of shit clown, has the balls to call himself hot after closing out July NEGATIVE 936.75 DIMES!!!

Whoa Pimpy is livid and in a bad mood with Lang's shenanigans! lol
Just don't go to the toll booth without your security Sonny.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Detroit better ERA…

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Detroit better ERA…

Lang getting Skubal at -120. This is a no-brainer.

 

[sniperpicks]

Another flusher for back over 3000

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Thanks for the free money asshat!
1st 5, ML, RL. All of it

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang raises the bar, right up his ass for a 120 Dime LOSER!

He's now 2-10 with 100 Dimers in MLB this season, lol.

 

[proanalyser]

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[proanalyser]

HERES YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT CONBELLA

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,054 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $30,540 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$32,535)

PAID PICKS: 92-113-1 / 44.8%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 1-1 -45 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (2W-2L) -55 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

22-38, -1,895.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 2-10
75 DIME: 4-10
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 14-12