The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,411.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $14,117.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,112.5)

PAID PICKS: 67-79-1 / 45.8%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 12-16 -467.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (0W-1L) -165 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

18-22, -560 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 8-8
50 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

0-7, -430.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 0-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 12,186 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $121,860 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$145,800)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,411.75 DIMES (01/01/24 to 05/28/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[StackinGreen]

This bum is a friggin Einstein at picking losers.

Do we get a baseball game tonight for him to be 0-8 in MLB this year?

edit - yes, 50 dime Royals at Twins,

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang is so fucked up mentally he can't even write intelligently or check what he wrote each day before publishing it, You see this all the time from scammers like Vegas Dave, Steve Stevens and Brandon Lang who didn't go to college or even pass a semester in school. I wouldn't trust any of the 3 on the crew at McDonald's to make me french fries.
Two days ago Lang called his selection both a 100 and 150 dime release. Today he explains he felt god about his play not good. As is usually the case he blamed the loss on Luka and Kyrie playing poorly in the 4th qtr. Lang has zero handicapping skills and after losing the 1st 3 bets in the series should have released a baseball game but he sucks even worse in that sport losing all 7 releases this season.
Thanks Lang for another Fade winner! Keep up the great work!

 

[StackinGreen]

After using Minnesota in games 1, 2 and 3, I jump to Dallas and wouldn't you know, I get burned.
And I go to 0-4 in that series.MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)0-7, -430.25 Dimes Todays baseball play only $69 It will not lose Trust Me

Lugo has the better ERA (and he's 8-1) so I bet you're on KC. Lang is so obvious

 

[savage1]

It may be obvious and the phrase has been used many times previously, but I will say it anyway as it applies to Trump, namely that most of the time Lang is either a day early or a day late with his picks, and is a major reason why he loses so often!!

 

[RidgeRider]

95% -97% of the time Lang goes with the team with the pitcher with the better ERA. It's called the 60 second handicap when you have to be out the door at 6:30 AM to go to your real day job caddying for golfers. Opie would be better off working at Burger King than chasing golf balls for 5 hours for a $100 bill.

 

[StackinGreen]

95% -97% of the time Lang goes with the team with the pitcher with the better ERA. It's called the 60 second handicap when you have to be out the door at 6:30 AM to go to your real day job caddying for golfers. Opie would be better off working at Burger King than chasing golf balls for 5 hours for a $100 bill.

Is he on Lugo? LOL

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Flat out clueless.
Felt good about the Mavs closing it out.
And I came with a 150 dime release to show how good I felt.
Then I watched in horror as Luka and Kyrie disappeared in the 4th quarter and Karl Anthony Towns showed up and the T' Wolves forced a game 5.
After using Minnesota in games 1, 2 and 3, I jump to Dallas and wouldn't you know, I get burned.
And I go to 0-4 in that series.
Talk about frustrating!!!!!!!
I need a day of baseball to clear my head before the all important game 5 in Minnesota on Thursday.
A winning streak can't start until to get that first winner.
That happens tonight.

 

[savage1]

It may be obvious and the phrase has been used many times previously, but I will say it anyway as it applies to LANG, namely that most of the time Lang is either a day early or a day late with his picks, and is a major reason why he loses so often!!

Corrected typo as Trump not applicable here.

 

[StackinGreen]

Is he on KC?

 

[sniperpicks]

Yes he is. You were accurate stackG. This goof is easy to figure out when he gives the sides out

Twins up 1-0 fade leads. Top 3

 

[finman13]

He felt God? Lol. Only when he nearly overdosed on drugs. Good grief sayeth Charlie Brown.

 

[seth]

Of course the site is trumpeting his 50 dime winner. It's embarrassing how desperate they are for sign ups
I almost feel sad for the poor sap that has to do all the write ups rac day

 

[sniperpicks]

Back to NBA series where he been wrong every game 0-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,354.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $13,542.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$15,537.5)

PAID PICKS: 68-79-1 / 46.2%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 13-16 -410 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (1W-1L) -107.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

18-22, -560 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 8-8
50 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

1-7, -372.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 12,128.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $121,285 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$145,225)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,354.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 05/29/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, here we go. Game 5.
Can the T'wolves play well enough for a 2nd straight game to force a game 6 back in Dallas?
Or will Kyrie Irving and Luka Doncic step up and play better and get the Mavs the win.
I have this 75 dime winner #7 of 9 on this game 5 tonight.
This has been my hottest release.
Not much has gone right since the 200 dime winner on the Pacers Saturday. Just couldn't get on the right side of the last few playoff games.
I am pretty darn confident I am on the right side tonight.
Was it nice to get on the board with the Royals and Seth Lugo last night, absolutely, but I need to get back on a nice roll in these NBA playoffs.
Especially as we get ready for the finals in a week.
Time for 75 dime winner #7 of 9 in these playoffs.
Let's go.