The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Well damn it's Saturday. This is the day oddsmakers really don't pay attention and fuck up their lines. This is why Brandon always pounces on this day. It has nothing to do with trying to get more sales from weekend Joe. No, it's all about money management and discipline and caring for your clients.

 

[proanalyser]

Well damn it's Saturday. This is the day oddsmakers really don't pay attention and fuck up their lines. This is why Brandon always pounces on this day. It has nothing to do with trying to get more sales from weekend Joe. No, it's all about money management and discipline and caring for your clients.

Couldn't have said it any better.

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Minnesota Timberwolves


The Line: The current line is +2 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 5:50 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,081.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $10,817.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$12,812.5)

PAID PICKS: 67-76-1 / 46.8%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 12-13 -137.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-1L) +260 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

18-19, -230 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 3-2
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 8-6
50 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

0-7, -430.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 0-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,856 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $118,560 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$142,500)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,081.75 DIMES (01/01/24 to 05/25/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES +2 1/2

Well, I said to you on Saturday that a wounded animal is a dangerous animal.
My 200 dimer on the Pacers was was good as it gets as played the game of their lives without their star Tyler Haliburton and should have won the game outright.
However, as a +7 1/2 point dog they got the easy cover and a monster 200 dime winner.
Now it's time to hand the world another winner with my hottest release.
Can I make it 7 in a row tonight????
Well, I don't see why not.
The bottom line is I have now reeled off 5 of my last 6 in the NBA playoffs and today I will make it 6 of 7.
And it's 75 dime winner #7 in a row is on the table right now.
Let's go.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Still hilarious to me that as much as this dipshit is in the hole, he comes right down Main St with a 200 dimer. As if people tailing his picks have that kind of bankroll to throw down.

Even with Monopoly money and games he definitely doesn't bet himself, he still can't put together a winning year with "money management".

 

[The_Sheriff]

75 dimers, straight bangers. Lets ride.

 

[finman13]

Couldn't have said it any better.

I know. It's why I said it.

 

[finman13]

Well shit, wolves are better on the road. Fuck everything, let's take them.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Spin it, Lang

The bottom line is I have now reeled off 5 of my last 6 in the NBA playoffs and today I will make it 6 of 7.

NOPE.

and now he's 5-3 his last 8 up an awesome 32.5 dimes (I think).

typical wordsmith cherry picking scammer

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,164.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $11,642.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,637.5)

PAID PICKS: 67-77-1 / 46.5%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 12-14 -220 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-2L) +177.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

18-20, -312.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 3-2
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 8-7
50 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

0-7, -430.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 0-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,938.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $119,385 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$143,325)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,164.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 05/26/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[StackinGreen]

The guy is such a clown. TWolves 1H the other night was the only good pick he has had. Mavs last night again was too easy for the fade. Especially when he goes down to 75 dimes, he's guessing even more.

I love how he is 0-7 on MLB too. Amazing.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, so pissed to watch the T' Wolves implode in the 4th quarter yet again.
Just like games one and two, they had a lead in the 4th and couldn't close
And that is how my 75 dimer goes down.
Frustrated not being able to follow up Saturday's 200 dime winner on the Pacers with a winner last night.
Now 75 dime winner #7 out of 8 is on the table right now.
Let's go.

 

[sniperpicks]

RIP Bill Walton. Was a kid when Celtics got him. Had no idea who he was

 

[nbalongdistance3]

RIP Bill Walton. Was a kid when Celtics got him. Had no idea who he was

I’ve been watching the NBA since 1974-75 when the Washington Bullets were called the Capitol Bullets I will never get 1977 Portland Trailblazers parade when they beat the Philadelphia 76ers I love how George McGinnis would grab the basketball with one hand in Pomme. Those were the great days Bill Walton Dave Torres it Jack Ramsey with the plaid pants, Bill Walton Kareem, Abdul-Jabbar, Larry Bird Magic Johnson, and Christian Lightner probably the greatest college basketball players ever to play the game. Big red was an avid Jerry Garcia Grateful Dead deadhead. RIP BILL WALTON I miss Bill Walton bandanna.