The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

This has been my hottest release.

Lang is so bad, his so called "hottest release," the 75 dime play, is 8-8 this NBA Playoffs and in the red from juice.
That is all this clown has going for him, lol.

 

[phelps123]

I already knew KCR would win. Lang picking that winner is nothing special.

 

[camp23]

Anyone know who he on?

 

[phelps123]

I know

 

[camp23]

?

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang on the and looks good for him early on

 

[StackinGreen]

Lang on the and looks good for him early on

Wolves getting worked

 

[RidgeRider]

I can't tell if Sniper is saying Lang is on the Mavericks or Timberwolves. Which one is it?

 

[phelps123]

Dallas

 

[seth]

Hahaha Lang is boom boom booming his winner. Someone needs to tell him you don't get paid any more just because they won by 20

 

[sniperpicks]

Should of used emoji instead of since it resembles a wolf

 

[FOProjections]

Hmmmmm Pitcher w High ERA vs Pitcher with a Sub 2 ERA.. who could Lang be on today for his biggest baseball release of the season!?

 

[proanalyser]

Hmmmmm Pitcher w High ERA vs Pitcher with a Sub 2 ERA.. who could Lang be on today for his biggest baseball release of the season!?

$109





to find out. Time to start building the baseball bankroll.

 

[sniperpicks]

Now we got this guy shilling for the clown

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,279.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $12,792.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,787.5)

PAID PICKS: 69-79-1 / 46.6%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-16 -335 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-1L) -32.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

19-22, -485 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 9-8
50 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

1-7, -372.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 12,053.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $120,535 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$144,475)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,279.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 05/30/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, you just wish they were all that easy.
My 75 dimer on the Mavs last night was a great way to close out the Western Conference finals.
I said in my breakdown how the Mavs were a different team with Dereck Lively in the lineup and boy were they.
I also said Luka Doncic and Kyrie Irving would not have back to back games and boy they sure as hell didn't as both went for 36.
The biggest lead for the Mavs in the game was 36 and the end result was the +4 1/2 dog winning outright 124-103
Now the NBA finals will be here soon enough but now, the focus shifts to going on a roll in Major League Baseball.
I found a game I love. It's an Up The Ante 100 dime winner.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

No matter what happens today, it's going to be another losing month for Lang, his 4th out of 5 so far this year.
Will he mention that it was another losing month in tomorrow's write-up?
Of course not!!!! Scammer rule #1, never let the public know how bad you really are at your job!

 

[finman13]

Yep. Got to be the astros. Huge difference in era for starting pitchers. Everyone knows starting pitchers usually pitch complete games and the offenses and bullpen don't matter. Just ask Lang.