The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

Yea he says NO Problem for Houston here

 

[sniperpicks]

I bet Lang clients who tail him look at him like Joe looks at the dealers

“How the Fuck can you grin”

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,394.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $13,942.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$15,937.5)

PAID PICKS: 69-80-1 / 46.3%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-2L) -147.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

19-22, -485 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 9-8
50 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

1-8, -487.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 12,168.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $121,685 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$145,625)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,394.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 05/31/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

All you can do.is keep grinding for 5 minutes a day. Make no mistake about it, I will get to 15 thousand in the red before you know it.

Lang

 

[FOProjections]

Another 100 MLB Dime... Padres @ Royals.. Is Lang going to take the pitcher with the 5.66 ERA or 3.24 ERA with 1.06 WHIP... hmmm Musgrove has been pretty solid throughout his career and Marsh sucked last year so reverse results this year... Either way we already know which way the dart is going today

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well so much for Ronel Blanco and his less than 2 ERA showing against the Twins yesterday.
Seriously, 4 2/3 innings, 4 earned!!!!
That is the most he has given up all year long!!!!!
Wrong pitcher on the wrong day against the wrong team.
Bottom line: I will rally back today and I will deliver the goods on this 100 dimer in baseball.
I have been rock solid on Saturday. It's been a rock solid money making day for me all year long.
Last Saturday I handed you a 200 dime winner on the Pacers over the Celtics in game 3 and today I will hand you a Saturday 100 dime winner.
I said yesterday, the NBA finals will be here soon enough but now, the focus shifts to going on a roll in Major League Baseball.
I found a game I love. It's a 100 dime winner.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I have been rock solid on Saturday. It's been a rock solid money making day for me all year long.

Any proof of this?
Of course not. We're just supposed to believe this clown whose lost 4 out of 5 months this year and is down 1,394.25 Dimes.
He is so bad and has nothing positive he can spin so he just throws out straight bullshit lies now.
Go fuck yourself Lang.

 

[finman13]

Another 100 MLB Dime... Padres @ Royals.. Is Lang going to take the pitcher with the 5.66 ERA or 3.24 ERA with 1.06 WHIP... hmmm Musgrove has been pretty solid throughout his career and Marsh sucked last year so reverse results this year... Either way we already know which way the dart is going today

One would think he rides the Royals because of the ERA. In addition, the Royals are plus money at home, where they have been very good. I wouldn't be shocked if he okie-doked us though as Musgrove is pretty good and was good his last start. I'll agree with you and say the Royals though.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I also like how his play yesterday was -115 on the 100 dime play but Lang only charged himself 110 dime loser.
I mean what's an extra 5 dimes when you're a scamming piece of shit.

I charged this asshole 115 Dimes on the loss in my record keeping.

 

[StackinGreen]

Thats what happens when you look at ERA and not matchups. Twins were very successful vs Blanco

 

[savage1]

Thats what happens when you look at ERA and not matchups. Twins were very successful vs Blanco

If the kind of logic and reasoning Lang uses almost exclusively to make his picks, he would be way ahead overall rather than down the telephone numbers he is!!
Some offshores actually publish the kind of one-way bs Lang uses as an alleged "help" to their clients, but in reality, it is designed to "help"
thme lose because historically speaking, they realize it is a recipe for LOSING!!

 

[sniperpicks]

He throws darts while blindfolded, selling himself as a guy spends hours pouring over analysis, I doubt he even watches mlb tonight to get tips or info. He just rides streaks. Charging what he does for guess work should be a crime

 

[sniperpicks]

maybe NO PLAY for Lang. musgrove to IR

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

maybe NO PLAY for Lang. musgrove to IR

Royals win, he counts it.
Royals lose, it's no play.

That's about where this scammer is these days.

 

[proanalyser]

Royals win, he counts it.
Royals lose, it's no play.

That's about where this scammer is these days.

Thats how Id grade it

 

[sniperpicks]

Padres had to replace

NO NO JOE

and ass still can’t win

 

[The_Sheriff]

Lang is always winning

.......at golden showers