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We just don't want to share it with idiots like you.
 

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We have this huge thread dedicated to him and nobody has his play?
You already know he's gonna be on the Heat.
You need confirmation? Go buy it.

This thread is more of a tracking thread these days.
There is a Lang buy group that gets the plays but they do not share them before the game starts.
Sniper usually tells the pick halfway through the game so you can still get in a live bet if you want to fade.
Other than that, it's either buy the picks yourself, kick down some cash to sniper and join the buy group or hope someone out of the kindness of their heart posts his pick before the games start.
 

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He laying a ? FG and with that is up about 20 with 3 min before half
 

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Stayin' hot!!!

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I would shocked if you aren't correct on both games. Nuggets still catching points but they made a big adjustment on heat laying 2.
 

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ProANAL loves chicks with dicks, especially ones that have bigger dicks than him. Seeing as how he suffers from micro penis, that is most of them.

Lang's ex is a beast who has giant bolt ons, man hands and a face that looks like it was set on fire and put out with a fork.
And don't forget that she pees standing up... hard pass!

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LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,050.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $10,505
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$12,500)

PAID PICKS: 67-71-2 / 48.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 13-8, +335.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (2W-4L) -300 DIMES
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4


NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

17-16, +45 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-4
100 DIME: 4-4
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-7, -211.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2
 

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LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


NEGATIVE 9,923.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $99,235
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$121,180)


-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,050.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/21/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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WOW!!!
What can I say that my 150 dime winner on the Heat (+3 1/2) destroying the Celtics outright by 26 doesn't say for me.
The entire betting world was on the Celtics last night. Every handicapper on this stie who picked the game was on the Celtics.
Did they really think Joe Mazzulla was going to turn into Phil Jackson in 2 days???? The guy is a fu#%#$king minion.
He imploded at home in the 4th quarter of a must win game 2 at home, WTF did you think the guy was going to do in game 3 on the road???? Really????
Do yourself a favor and if you haven't already, scroll back up and read my analysis of game 3 last night, especially the first 2 sentences.
"At the end of the day, Celtics head coach Joe Mazzulla is getting exposed and quite frankly, there isn't a fuc@%#$king thing Boston can do about it.
Someone should call 911 and have this guy arrested for wrongfully impersonating a head coach in the NBA. It's probably just a misdemeanor, so he won't do jail time.
I needed to get back on track and boy what a way to do just that.
Yes, I got on the wrong side of a couple of games but we're back on track now and this Nuggets/Lakers game 4 is a rock solid 100 dime release.
It's been a pretty big month of May so far and with 10 days left in the month, I have got to finish strong. Simple as that.
Let's make it 2 in a row with this 100 dimer on the Nuggets/Lakers.
LFG!!!
 

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It's the 19th day in a row where Lang's play is 80 Dimes or higher. As a matter of fact they've all been either 80, 100 or 150.
The last 7 have all been either 100 or 150 Dimers.
Which can only mean one thing, sales are BAD!
All the years tracking this Bozo and I've never seen anything like it. They are doing anything they can to drum up fake excitement for each play every day to make a sale.
 

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Wow Pimpy. I agree as I've never seen this from this prick.
It will stop for probably a week after these nba conference titles are over. May chase on the weekend per normal.
I hate to root for lakers but I would be stunned if he isn't on Lakers. Best case scenario is Nuggets win by 1 or 2 .
 

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I said it last night and I'll say it again now.

NO WAY Lang backs a Lakers team down 0-3.
He'll be on the Nuggets getting points tonight.
Bank on it.
 

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Lakers screwed up a big lead :(
 

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