The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

finman13 · May 23, 2023

finman13 said:
Wow Pimpy. I agree as I've never seen this from this prick.
It will stop for probably a week after these nba conference titles are over. May chase on the weekend per normal.
I hate to root for lakers but I would be stunned if he isn't on Lakers. Best case scenario is Nuggets win by 1 or 2 .

That was a mistake on my part. I completely fucked up my post. I forgot nuggets were 3 point FAVORITES and not 3 point dogs. To quote Lakers fan Jack Nicholson in "A Few Good Men" , "don't I feel like the fucking asshole?"

??

Pimpy , please allow that faux pas and don't virtually kick my ass.

Buckeyefan80 · May 23, 2023

200 dimer. ?
You already know he will be on the Heat. With that said I can’t say I blame him. I wouldn’t bet the Cs either.

StackinGreen · May 23, 2023

Miami, the only team to cover ATS at home in the NBA conference finals. Up to that last thrashing, it was 0-5, now with last night, home teams are 1-6

savage1 · May 23, 2023

finman13 said:
That was a mistake on my part. I completely fucked up my post. I forgot nuggets were 3 point FAVORITES and not 3 point dogs. To quote Lakers fan Jack Nicholson in "A Few Good Men" , "don't I feel like the fucking asshole?"

??

Pimpy , please allow that faux pas and don't virtually kick my ass.

Unless I am misreading this, I think you are still wrong as the Lakers were the three-point favorites last night and

not the Nuggets!!

proanalyser · May 23, 2023

savage1 said:
Unless I am misreading this, I think you are still wrong as the Lakers were the three-point favorites last night and

not the Nuggets!!

Obviously finaman is clueless,has no money and no idea what the line is.

phelps123 · May 23, 2023

At least he is not -10000 dimes in 10 years like you!

PimpyMcPimp · May 23, 2023

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 950.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $9,505 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,500)

PAID PICKS: 68-71-2 / 48.9%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 14-8, +435.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES

PimpyMcPimp · May 23, 2023

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

18-16, +145 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-4
100 DIME: 5-4
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-7, -211.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

PimpyMcPimp · May 23, 2023

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,823.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $98,235 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$120,180)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 950.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/22/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

PimpyMcPimp · May 23, 2023

The time is now.
After handing you the 150 dime winner on the Miami Heat Sunday and the 100 dime winner last night on Denver, you might as well put the woman and children to bed.
Tonight is about one thing and one thing only: This 200 dime release.
The last time I released a 200 dimer to the world, college basketball championship game when I told you UConn would destroy San Diego State by double digits.
Laying 7 1/2, the Huskies blew out the Aztecs by 17 in a wire-to-wire rout.
Which brings us to tonight.
It's been a rock solid run in these playoffs the last couple of weeks.
So with all that profit, I put it all on the line with this game four between the Celtics and the Heat.
Do I come with the Heat yet again or do I jump to the Boston side and look for them to win a game?????
Well considering I just handed you a 150 dime winner on the Heat Sunday and a 100 dime winner on the Nuggets last night, I think you know what to do.
And considering I have hit 11 of my last 14 in these playoffs, I think you know what to do.
Nothing more to say. Nothing more to do. I am red hot in these playoffs and I have the winning bankroll to support this monster play.
I love this game and since I love it so much, it warrants a 200 dime release.
It's time for playoff winner #3 in a row and 12 of my last 15.
LFG!!!!!!

PimpyMcPimp · May 23, 2023

Do I come with the Heat yet again or do I jump to the Boston side and look for them to win a game?????

C'Mon Lang, even a blind tranny would know you are backing the Heat tonight, without question.
Nobody is buying your pick for $129. You need to get back out there and deliver some Uber Eats, son!

proanalyser · May 23, 2023

AFTER TONIGHTS 200 dimer I WILL be CELEBRATING with TWO of MY fav HOES

sniperpicks · May 23, 2023

All I had to do was see him on 200 dimer to know who he had. They guy never takes a ? team that’s in a hole like this

PimpyMcPimp · May 23, 2023

proanalyser said:
AFTER TONIGHTS 200 dimer I WILL be CELEBRATING with TWO of MY fav HOES

Celebrating what, the fact Lang would still be down $7,500 for the year? :lmao:

You are one shitty troll.

sniperpicks · May 23, 2023

We won’t hear another word about his shit play

Buckeyefan80 · May 23, 2023

proanalyser said:
AFTER TONIGHTS 200 dimer I WILL be CELEBRATING with TWO of MY fav HOESView attachment 68002

A 3some with a dude and Lizzo?????

Buckeyefan80 · May 23, 2023

sniperpicks said:
All I had to do was see him on 200 dimer to know who he had. They guy never takes a ? team that’s in a hole like this

Didn’t even need to see that. We all knew who he was on after Game 3. He will be on heat again next game but the bonus is he will have pick a baseball game for tomorrow and we all he will probably lose that.