The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

? needs to win by TD and the XP it’s 3rd Q

 

[sniperpicks]

? will be a documented and verified 1-4 in the nba conference finals

he won the East final opener. All others. LOSS

0-3 in west. He is awful in NBA

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang claiming his fake $10 bettors have made over $6.000 on his NBA Playoff Run. Because everybody knows that Lang followers only follow when Lang wins, lol.

Meanwhile, over here in the real world where we don't cherry pick numbers, Lang is 16-16, -105 Dimes in the NBA Playoffs.
Throw in the 442 Dimes he lost in the NBA Regular season and we're looking at a loss of 547 Dimes. ($5,470 Lost)
Lang, there isn't a sport you don't suck at... congratulations.

 

[finman13]

Lang, you are an absolute train wreck. You are going to be walking funny for a while. Here's a word of advice. Invest in gorilla tape and cover your asshole.

 

[finman13]

They actually posted the losers pick and loss rather quickly for them.

 

[klaista2k]

So Lang was on the Lakers?

Why do his play's never get posted?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Why do his play's never get posted?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

They actually posted the losers pick and loss rather quickly for them.

And they only left it up for a couple of hours before they took it down.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,200.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $12,005 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,000)

PAID PICKS: 66-71-2 / 48.1%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 12-8, +185.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (1W-4L) -450 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

16-16, -105 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 4-4
100 DIME: 4-4
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-7, -211.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,073.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $100,735 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$122,680)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,200.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/20/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Go big or go home on Sunday.

Well, heading into Thursday night's Nuggets/Lakers game 2, I was looking to hand the world a 10th straight playoff winner.
Then I sat back in horror and watched Denver blow a double digit lead with 4:53 to go in the game.
I watched Jamaal Murray miss his only free throw of the night with 19 seconds to go putting the game on 5 rather than 6 and you can kiss #10 in a row goodbye.
Then Friday night I just got on the wrong side of Miami/Boston game 2 as the Celtics blew a 9-point lead with over 6 minutes to go taking me down again.
Last night I just flat out got on the wrong side again as the Nuggets (+5') controlled the game from start to finish and just like that, I have dropped 3 in a row.
Am I 9-3 my last 12 in the playoffs? Yes!!! (NO)
Has this 9-3 run made people serious money? Yes. (NOBODY FOLLOWS THIS CLOWN)
Am I going to bounce back today and get a monster win? (HELL NO!)
I wouldn't be against me. (I WOULD!)
Someone I respect in this business once said you can't let what happened the night before affect the decisions you make the next day. (NOBODY TOLD HIM THIS)
You love a game, then you stick to your principles and release the game accordingly. (BULLSHIT, HE'S JUST CHASING)
And this game 3 today in Miami warrants a 150 dime release. (NO IT DOESN'T)
That is how much I love this game. (HE ACTUALLY DOESN'T LOVE THIS GAME, HE JUST NEEDS SOME SUCKER TO BUY INTO HIS BULLSHIT)
LFG. (GFY)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Another 150 Dimer, LMAO!
Hey Lang, just change your dime ratings to 80, 100 and 150 because that's all you do now.

Chasing his ass off, hoping somebody buys his play because that Divorce Lawyer wants more cash and his manly ex-wife is taking him to the cleaners.

 

[finman13]

Go big or go home on Sunday.

Well, heading into Thursday night's Nuggets/Lakers game 2, I was looking to hand the world a 10th straight playoff winner.
Then I sat back in horror and watched Denver blow a double digit lead with 4:53 to go in the game.
I watched Jamaal Murray miss his only free throw of the night with 19 seconds to go putting the game on 5 rather than 6 and you can kiss #10 in a row goodbye.
Then Friday night I just got on the wrong side of Miami/Boston game 2 as the Celtics blew a 9-point lead with over 6 minutes to go taking me down again.
Last night I just flat out got on the wrong side again as the Nuggets (+5') controlled the game from start to finish and just like that, I have dropped 3 in a row.
Am I 9-3 my last 12 in the playoffs? Yes!!! (NO)
Has this 9-3 run made people serious money? Yes. (NOBODY FOLLOWS THIS CLOWN)
Am I going to bounce back today and get a monster win? (HELL NO!)
I wouldn't be against me. (I WOULD!)
Someone I respect in this business once said you can't let what happened the night before affect the decisions you make the next day. (NOBODY TOLD HIM THIS)
You love a game, then you stick to your principles and release the game accordingly. (BULLSHIT, HE'S JUST CHASING)
And this game 3 today in Miami warrants a 150 dime release. (NO IT DOESN'T)
That is how much I love this game. (HE ACTUALLY DOESN'T LOVE THIS GAME, HE JUST NEEDS SOME SUCKER TO BUY INTO HIS BULLSHIT)
LFG. (GFY)

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[sniperpicks]

LANG has been a bullet to the head 4 out of 5 last nba plays. Nobody tailing him is in a good mood

 

[proanalyser]

Another 150 Dimer, LMAO!
Hey Lang, just change your dime ratings to 80, 100 and 150 because that's all you do now.

Chasing his ass off, hoping somebody buys his play because that Divorce Lawyer wants more cash and his manly ex-wife is taking him to the cleaners.

ADMIT IT YOUD TAP IT

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

ProANAL loves chicks with dicks, especially ones that have bigger dicks than him. Seeing as how he suffers from micro penis, that is most of them.

Lang's ex is a beast who has giant bolt ons, man hands and a face that looks like it was set on fire and put out with a fork.
And don't forget that she pees standing up... hard pass!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

No doubt in my mind that Lang jumps ship and takes the Heat as a home dog tonight.
He isn't going to back a Celtics team that burned him last time out and are on the road down 0-2 and a favorite.

 

[klaista2k]

So who is he on tonight?

 

[klaista2k]

We have this huge thread dedicated to him and nobody has his play?