The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,170.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $11,705 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,700)

PAID PICKS: 68-72-2 / 48.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 14-9, +215.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (0W-1L) -220 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

18-17, -75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 5-4
100 DIME: 5-4
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-7, -211.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,043.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $100,435 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$122,380)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,170.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/23/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Nothing more to say. Nothing more to do. I am red hot in these playoffs and I have the winning bankroll to support this monster play.

Winning bankroll?
The only place Lang has a winning bankroll is on Fantasy Island.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Jimmy Butler said after the game, "We have to play harder."
And that ladies and gentlemen is how my 200 dimer went down on the Heat last night as they failed to close out Boston at home.
After the incredible call on Sunday with the 150 dime winner on Heat, followed by the 100 dime winner on the Nuggets Monday, I felt good about Miami closing it out last night.
Up 56-50 at the half, they didn't bring it in the 2nd half giving up an 18-0 run in the 3rd quarter and that was all she wrote.
Am I disappointed in the Heat taking the "night' off? Absolutely. They didn't play with the same intensity as they did in the first 3 games.
They have now given the Celtics life. This is a very dangerous spot they have now put themselves in.
Only one team in the history of sports has come from 3-0 down.......YUP, the 2004 Boston Red Sox over the Yankees.
Game 5 should be interesting on Thursday.
In the meantime, it's back to baseball today and this 60 dime release.
Winning momentum into Thursday. That is the goal here. Nothing more and nothing less.
LFG.

 

[phelps123]

Lol using history from another sport!

 

[StackinGreen]

Nothing more to say. Nothing more to do. I am red hot in these playoffs and I have the winning bankroll to support this monster play.

Winning bankroll?
The only place Lang has a winning bankroll is on Fantasy Island.

LOL, clown show thought it was gonna be two easy sweeps ... Tatu schlonged him

 

[StackinGreen]

Lol using history from another sport!

AL blowout of the month ... looks like he's going to get schlonged on a run line now

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang losing in every single sport over the last year & decade. It's gotta suck fetching golf balls in 90 plus degree weather during the day and driving for Uber Eats Memorial Day Weekend. FOUR!!!

 

[finman13]

AFTER TONIGHTS 200 dimer I WILL be CELEBRATING with TWO of MY fav HOESView attachment 68002

Who is clueless and penniless?

 

[finman13]

Da plane da plane. Who is fucking you tonight pro anus?

 

[sniperpicks]

? thinks he is Jack Lalanne tonight, Juice and more juice

 

[StackinGreen]

? thinks he is Jack Lalanne tonight, Juice and more juice

Run line? Lol

 

[RidgeRider]

Looks like Lang is on the Seattle Mariners -1.5 runs (-140). The obvious John Q public play. Let's see how that turns out? Lang can't even watch these baseball games because he doesn't have the scratch to afford the MLB package.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Looks like Lang is on the Seattle Mariners -1.5 runs (-140). The obvious John Q public play. Let's see how that turns out? Lang can't even watch these baseball games because he doesn't have the scratch to afford the MLB package.

His play will be cancelled since the Oakland A's made a pitching change before the game started.

 

[phelps123]

Pimpy since it won I am sure he will cheat and claim the win.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Go big or go home on Thursday.

The time is now.
After handing you the 150 dime winner on the Miami Heat Sunday and the 100 dime winner Monday on Denver, I was 11-3 my last 14 playoff releases.
The playoff bankroll, the month of May bankroll, the playoff winning streak, I mean, the planets were aligned for me to bang home my biggest playoff release ever.
And my 200 dimer on the Heat in game 4 on Tuesday went down in flames as Miami couldn't close out the Celtics, presenting us with this game 5 tonight.
Listen, judge me on one game, BIG MISTAKE as this 150 dime release is not only going for #2 in a row but #4 of my last 5.
The bottom line is do I come right back with the Heat or do I jump on the Celtics to roll Miami by double digits for a 2nd straight game???
I feel pretty damn confident I will bounce back tonight with 150 dime winner #2 in a row and 4 of my last 5.
LFG!!!!!!!!!

 

[finman13]

Nope. You are judged on decades of losing moron.

 

[sniperpicks]

? has zero confidence in anything. Or he is delusional

 

[RidgeRider]

I truly believe Lang has a lot wrong with him. He's for sure delusional. For sure he's a pathological liar. Prodessional scammer too. That's just a start. It's so funny when he goes on a long losing streak and he blames everyone except himself for the shitty picks. Then he follows it up and says after a losing streak he always follows it up with a winning streak. Just forget about the 40,000 dimes he's lost the last decade and that's betting just 1 game a day. When he used to work for Eddie Roman in maybe 2007-2009 he'd give out 3 games a night and it seemed like not only would he lose almost all the time but he'd go 0-3 at least twice a week and often 3-4 times weekly.