The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 815.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $8,155 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,150)

PAID PICKS: 66-68-2 / 49.2%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 12-5, +570.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (1W-1L) -65 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

16-13, +280 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 4-3
100 DIME: 4-2
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

6-7, -211.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,688.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $96,885 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$118,830)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 815.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/17/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

WOW.
What can I say that my 3rd straight 100 dime winner on the Heat (+8) going into Boston last night and winning outright 123-116 doesn't say for me!!!!!!
Don't look now folks, but I truly am the only handicapper on the planet earth to have handed the world 9 straight NBA playoff winners.
And tonight I go for an unprecedented 10 in a row. I'm talking about 10 in a row folks.
With that 100 dime winner last night I continue to make this an incredible month, the exact type of month I said I had to have.
Do I feel good about #10 in a row tonight? Absolutely and why shouldn't I after handing you the 100 dime winner on the Heat outright over the Celtics last night!!!
Now for 100 dime winner #4 in a row and playoff winner #10 in a row overall do I come right back with the Nuggets or do the Lakers step up and get the cover?
Well one thing is for sure, when you have just handed the world 9 in a row, I think the world knows who to turn to for #10 in a row tonight.
Today is about the following:
100 Dime Playoff Winner #4 In A Row
Playoff Winner #10 In A Row (Bullshit!)
Playoff Winner #12 Of 13 (Bullshit!)
Going To 13-4-1 In May (Bullshit!)
LFG. (Fuck You Scammer!)

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Of all the years I have been tracking this scumbag I have never seen them reverse a play the next day after claiming a win or a loss and writing about it. There is zero explanation about why on the website.

Sorry but the line was Nuggets -6 1/2 and they lost by 6 and Lang took the loss. For my record keeping I go by what they grade the play on the website but I am not changing his legitimate loss to a push on this one. Lang took the loss and it will stay a loss. I think the reason they did it is so Lang can market he's going for 10 straight NBA Playoff victories. Real scumbag move but I guess I shouldn't be surprised when scammers reach a new low.

I guess since pro anal tries to act like he is Lang, he could answer why.

 

[proanalyser]

The line was 6 when it was released in the morning going to a high of 7' close to game time. If you have don best william hill changed to 6' from 6 at 2:30 pacific

 

[sniperpicks]

Faders cashed that Laker game 1 ? cover

? clown even moaned about how the free throw burned him

 

[finman13]

The guy and those bastards at the site are despicable.
Posted a loss and reversed it.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I guess since pro anal tries to act like he is Lang, he could answer why.

I don't need to ask fake Lang why, I know why.

LANG AND CREW ARE SCAM ARTISTS!

I'm sorry but if you sell your plays online and you grade your plays on adjusted lines throughout the day, if there is a chance any of your paying customers took a loss then you need to grade your play a loss. Lang doesn't keep any legit records on his site, everything is cherry picked to make him seem like he is killing it. The only reason his loss was reversed was so he could market his play tonight better.

If the play would have been graded a push the next day after it happened, I still would have bitched about it but I would have graded it a push. The fact that it was graded a loss and then Lang went on to cry about the missed free throw, then to have it switched to a push with no explanation is a bad, bad look. We know Lang doesn't care if he comes off looking like shit because he's just another used car salesman selling lemons, but I am not changing the pick to a push in my record keeping... Fuck Lang!

 

[phelps123]

The fact that he has to cheat to market the 10 in a row shows how desperate he is.

 

[sniperpicks]

He need to win by 6 or more. Got more 3 s than i ever seen in such a short span

 

[phelps123]

Nuggets 108-103 Final! Another loss for him! Let's see if he cheats again by claiming push!

 

[sniperpicks]

Almost a back door ? win by 6 or 7. Lang is a documented 0-2 in nba west finals. He lay the -5.5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Get fucked Lang!

 

[Buckeyefan80]

The line was 6 when it was released in the morning going to a high of 7' close to game time. If you have don best william hill changed to 6' from 6 at 2:30 pacific

Except Lang gave it at -6.5 and correctly graded it as a loss after the game until it was changed on the site to a push. Pimpy has that well documented. Guess you just showed your hand that you are not Lang…

 

[finman13]

Fucking perfect. Nuggets win and lang loses. Did not cover you ass hat!
Enjoy juggling nuggets in your mouth tonight.

 

[finman13]

I guess Denver forgot how to make every free throw ....oh wait and Lebron forgot how to make a layup. Oh forget it pube head. Everyone forgot how to play basketball

 

[StackinGreen]

That series is right on it, wow. I wonder what kind of effort the Heat come back with this time ...

 

[StackinGreen]

Get fucked Lang!

 

[sniperpicks]

He probably taking ? C ? they got a long playoff tendency to NOT lose 2 in a row. Home or road. Don’t have yet. Just my guess here at 730 am in SoCal