The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,752 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $97,520 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$119,465)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 879 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/12/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

What are the odds he's on the Rays run line, 99.9%?

 

[phelps123]

 

[finman13]

I'm shocked pimpy that he isn't on Rays runline at about even odds. Instead, he is on Padres and Brewers game and Milwaukee still hasn't announced a pitcher. Odd. If I had to guess he may be blindly taking the Brewers as a go against Martinez of the Padres. Let's hope he isn't on your Padres.

 

[savage1]

I'm shocked pimpy that he isn't on Rays runline at about even odds. Instead, he is on Padres and Brewers game and Milwaukee still hasn't announced a pitcher. Odd. If I had to guess he may be blindly taking the Brewers as a go against Martinez of the Padres. Let's hope he isn't on your Padres.

Maybe he isn't on TB because the game starts at 1:00 and it is a weekday, and in his fucked up mind he is imagining

that more people will purchase the play if he puts out a later starting game!!

 

[finman13]

That's right. Good point!

 

[Typhoon]

40 DIME
- BANKROLL BUILDING -
MONEY MOVE

Milwaukee - San Diego - 9:40 ET

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Went back to the well with 2nd straight 75 dime winner on the Tampa Bay Rays and their rookie pitcher and they delivered easy money 9-7 over the Red Sox.
The Rays are 12-0 and 11 of their 12 wins have been by 2-runs or more. What an incredible run that team is on to start the year.
Tonight we head out west for the Brewers and Padres and a rock solid 40 dime winner.
A couple more days of baseball and then the "real" NBA playoffs start.
Seriously, these play in games are a joke.
Watching the Heat not give a shit on Tuesday and then to watch the Raptors blow a 19 point lead last night and to miss 18 free throws while they are at it!!!!!
Are you serious? You are professional basketball players. You have shot millions of free throws in your life and you fu@%#@king clowns can't make them???
And the Raptors were at home. I mean, what a fu@$%#king joke.
Seriously, Siakim missed 6 of them, Anunoby missed 5, VanVleet and Barnes 3 apiece. I'm talking your 4 best players missing 17 of the 18. Flat out embarrassing.
I didn't have the game but I watched it and my #1 pet peeve in watching basketball is players who can't make free throws.
Go enjoy your summer you idiots.
Now it's back to baseball tonight as I look to stay red hot with winner 4 out of 5.
Let's keep it going on the diamond.
LFG!!!

 

[phelps123]

LOL you say they can't do their job. Then what about YOU who claim to be a PROFESSIONAL HANDICAPPER doing your job?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So Lang starting the MLB season 3-3 is considered "RED HOT?" LOL

So no Rays Run Line today. Like mentioned above it started too early.
Lang needs more time for maybe a sucker or two to purchase his bullshit so gotta go late game.
I don't see him backing the Padres at -150 or the Padres run line so he's more than likely on the Brew Crew at like +135 or whatever it is.

 

[sniperpicks]

He not taking. 1pm east game. Can’t make 2-3 sales that way.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

And the Rays win by 6

 

[sniperpicks]

??⚾️⚾️⚾️. Bottom 1st

 

[finman13]

Well Lang, good thing the Padres bullpen didn't do their job. Nope., you wont say that....you will think you are brilliant, when in fact you are a jackass.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 831 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $8,310 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,305)

PAID PICKS: 49-52-2 / 48.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 5-7-1, -44 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (2W-1L) +68 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

0-1, -55 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

4-3, +108 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
75 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 1-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,704 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $97,040 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$118,985)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 831 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/13/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Stayed red-hot on the diamond last night as my 40 dimer on the Milwaukee Brewers +120 gets it done 4-3 over the Padres.
That was off the heels of Wednesday's 2nd straight 75 dime winner on the Tampa Bay Rays and their rookie pitcher 9-7 over the Red Sox.
I understand we have a pair of NBA playoff games tonight and I do lean on both dogs, I am sticking to making money in baseball yet again.
And it just so happens to be my hottest and most money making release: this 75 dime blowout.
The first two have won by a combined 20-7 and I am confident this one is a blowout winner tonight.
Get ready as I hand you not only a 3rd straight 75 dime winner but baseball winner #4 of my last 5.
Let's keep it going on the diamond.
LFG!!!

 

[phelps123]

Why he doesn't say the game he is on tonight?

 

[finman13]

Well if he said rays game that would be incredibly obvious. Road game against blue Jays, a good team. May not see Rays tonight, although they have a pitching advantage and the line isn't too big.