The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[RidgeRider]

Lang on his Bleav podcast loves the Warriors.

 

[phelps123]

I love Kings

 

[finman13]

So who does smegma breath come with tonight folks? Ahh,and magically after my post I see he loves the warriors. That's who I thought. Wouldn't touch this game with a 10 foot pole.

 

[RidgeRider]

Late game dart toss by Lang to hopefully get a FADER to buy. If he only realized that at least 98% of his buys were groups of people banding together to go opposite his picks he'd be smart and turn his site into something like that site that sells opposite picks. If he did that he might not need to deliver food for Uber Eats or be a caddy from May -September every year. Then again it will never happen because then he'd have to admit his picks are horrific and he's one of the best all time FADES ever in the history of handicappers.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Did I finally drop a 75 dimer in baseball last night on the Rays -130? Yup.
I made a lot of money with them in their 13 game winning streak but did give some back last night.

Look at Lang trying to flex like he made a ton of money off the Rays.
He went 3-2 with them and won 52.5 Dimes or $525. The Rays went 13-1 but Lang somehow lost 2, LMAO!
So Lang considers $525 "a lot" of money???
If he considers that a lot of money, what does he think about the 928.5 Dimes ($9,285) that he's down so far in 2023?

What a ?

 

[esulima]

I love Kings

You and everyone!!!! Lang mite win this one

 

[RidgeRider]

We hope not. Whenever Lang wins a 75 unit play or larger he acts like he's winning in that sport and for the year. His daily write ups are borderline delusional. Does everyone remember when he used to do daily videos. Those days are long gone. That website guy in Atlanta had to tell them no one is buying Brandon's dog shit so I can't waste 20-30 minutes a day with editing and uploading his garbage videos.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LIGHT THE BEAM!

Lang get's fucked with no lube again! ? ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

All that matters is starting the playoffs in style by handing the world this absolutely huge 150 dime winner.
Nothing more to say. Nothing more to do.
This game is not losing today. Simple as that.
LFG!!!!!!!!!

Tell me more Brando!

 

[RidgeRider]

Doesn't matter to Lang. He doesn't even bet. He's admitted a few times when caught off guard. He can toss out 15 -200 dime plays if he wants over the next 6 weeks in the NBA playoffs. He's like the kid that losses in monopoly. He turns over the board after losing and the game starts all over again.

 

[proanalyser]

https://www.fox9.com/news/driver-tr...ee-card-during-traffic-stop-in-chisago-county FKIN CURRY DO YOUR JOB

 

[RidgeRider]

No way the daily videos come back. Takes the website guy to much time to edit and post every day. The website has to be on life support. Lang wasn't even on radio shows during March Madness like years past. Can you imagine the people booking his radio shows sending out emails to try to get him on and either the hosts don't respond or email back they had a bad experience with him & got flooded with complaints.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well once again no update on the main page as Lang hides his loss like the piece of shit he is.
If he'd of won he'd be crowing about how he told the WORLD his play was not losing.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,093.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $10,935 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$12,930)

PAID PICKS: 49-54-2 / 47.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 5-9-1, -306.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (2W-3L) -194.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

0-2, -220 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

4-4, +10.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 1-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,966.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $99,665 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$121,610)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,093.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/15/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

DeMarco must have updated. We all know he hates Lang.

 

[finman13]

He still has his uconn writeup on the site. What a tool!

 

[finman13]

Maybe he goes with total today (even though it doesn't say total) with such a big spread. I damn sure wouldn't trust the heat on the road.

 

[savage1]

Maybe he goes with total today (even though it doesn't say total) with such a big spread. I damn sure wouldn't trust the heat on the road.

Imo it may be a pick on the Lakers game as he figures that the household name Lakers always brings attention.