She farted, after first night of sex!

[ClipJoint]

This is honestly the funniest shit I have ever read ANYWHERE...I have not made it through the 2nd page of this thread and I literally almost pissed my pants!

People throw the "LOL" up a lot when something is pretty funny...but this thread literally had me cracking up. This is the funniest thing ever. So many experiences I can relate to from the child birth to the "stinky pinky" after fingering a girl. This is too much!!!

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG:

:toast:

 

[Kiss1]

This is honestly the funniest shit I have ever read ANYWHERE...

I don't usually sniff around in this section but this fuggin thread is HOF material.

LMAO !

-K1

 

[ZZZSpeedster]

Two in the PINK
one in the STINK

and then we shake it all about

 

[Doug]

Reminds me of the fart commercial, I hope the link works.



http://forum.ogrish.com/showthread.php?t=63693

 

[shockltvalue]

This thread was too funny! My stomach still hurts from laughing. All you guys are too much, first it was ACE and the bad breath girl, then ROBF and the hairy butt Italian. But Jman takes the cake with this one:lolBIG:

 

[Doug]

Give me attention, or I'll cry !... Wah ! The fart comercial is decent !

 

[Journeyman]

Guys...as God as my witness...she did the exact same thing again last night.....WTF, back to back dates that end with farts, this isn't happening.

 

[Faceless]

 

[xpanda]

Guys...as God as my witness...she did the exact same thing again last night.....WTF, back to back dates that end with farts, this isn't happening.

lmao ... you poor thing. I feel for you, but I can't stop laughing.

 

[Kiss1]

Guys...as God as my witness...she did the exact same thing again last night.....WTF, back to back dates that end with farts, this isn't happening.

Just let her know that if the unsavory acts continue that eating her pu-sy is never going to be an option.

:monsters-

 

[Journeyman]

On the flipside, she's a very giving gal :hump: ...but the gas bombs I just believe it.

As God as my witness, when she cut the cheese last night, the first thing I thought of was this thread, I thought to myself, they won't believe this :lolBIG:

 

[RobFunk]

back to back dates that end with farts

for some reason I can picture Joe Buck saying that as you trot off the field and into the locker room

 

[TheGeneral+]

Imagine while filling the eclair and at that moment she expels a huge pocket of gas simultaneously on you Jman. How will we handle that?

 

[suzecat]

Just give her a case of beano!

 

[Kiss1]

for some reason I can picture Joe Buck saying that as you trot off the field and into the locker room

Or ...

It's not a great day for a double header.

:hump:

 

[Journeyman]

Imagine while filling the eclair and at that moment she expels a huge pocket of gas simultaneously on you Jman. How will we handle that?

I'd lose it instantly I just know it...its bad enough that I can't get that image out of my head, now she goes and does it again...

Otherwise she's a pretty good girl, its like she doesn't get it, if I cut the cheese in front of her this soon I would melt right into the bed, but that's just me....call me old fashioned but I do have standards

And there's something about a women farting I've never gotten use to...I know they all do it....but please do not fart and then announce it, then follow it up a couple nights later :finger: :finger:

Its almost to the point this could become a stigma, we are at 'stigma level' :lolBIG: once it reaches that point, It'll be like everytime I look at her I'll hear an imaginary bean bomb

I'm trying to stay positive:sad3:

 

[Journeyman]

for some reason I can picture Joe Buck saying that as you trot off the field and into the locker room

:lolBIG: yeah I can hear it too,lol...Rob , now you will have me thinking about this, I'll hear Joe Buck next time I'm over there....

 

[C-LO]

WOW I cant believe this is on here. What would the USA Today think of this one?

 

[blueedwards]

for some reason I can picture Joe Buck saying that as you trot off the field and into the locker room

"i dont believe...what i just heard!"

 

[SALTHEITAL]

Yo journeyman...

Guys...as God as my witness...she did the exact same thing again last night.....WTF, back to back dates that end with farts, this isn't happening.

... does she 'cap at all?


...sound's pretty consistent! lol


Sal