She farted, after first night of sex!

Illini · Jun 8, 2005

Journeyman said:
:monsters- How do you ask a stripper whats wrong her *****?:lolBIG:

I wasn't there, but from what I understand, they had no choice but to ask wtf was going on.

blueedwards · Jun 8, 2005

Journeyman said:
:monsters- How do you ask a stripper whats wrong her *****?:lolBIG:

i dont go anymore but, back in the crazy days me and my boys were up in hurley, wisconsin on a snowmobile trip. we went to a strip club in there and man...these were some corn-fed girls. they were crushing old milwaukee cans in their butt...it was something.

anyway, there was one girl that got on the stage and she had a broken arm. i mean, she had her arm in a cast. all these hicks were laughing at her. i felt terrible for her. i gave her like $5 bucks. she couldn't even really use the pole because her arm was broken...she tried and almost fell down.

those places are pretty depressing if you think about it.

i never smelled anything that made me puke though. when that 150 pounder crushed a beer can in her ass, i burped and some puke came up. i swallowed hard and got the hell out of there.

Illini · Jun 8, 2005

blue edwards said:
this may be a possibility but i do not know for sure. my wife will not take off her bra when we hit it now. i think she knows this could happen and wants to avoid it.

I just had a good laugh. Most of Blue's posts talk about the holiness of God, and the doctrine of faith. He follows it up with "when my wife and I hit it." :hump: Just sounded funny.

RobFunk · Jun 8, 2005

LOL. .thats true he did do that, didnt realize that at first. Even ned flanders has to take part in some doggy style at some point

blueedwards · Jun 8, 2005

Illini said:
I just had a good laugh. Most of Blue's posts talk about the holiness of God, and the doctrine of faith. He follows it up with "when my wife and I hit it." :hump: Just sounded funny.

dude, i am still a guy. i like sex. its good. one of the best things he ever created. like most things, gotta use it right though.

TheGeneral+ · Jun 8, 2005

I do not see a problem to be honest. If she farts, she farts. It is a natural occurance and I am sure she felt better after releasing a little gas. Farting is no big deal. Vagina farts happen as well. It's all good. :hump:

RPM · Jun 8, 2005

jman,

maybe she thinks her shit dont stink?

blueedwards · Jun 8, 2005

Holysmoke said:
are you guys expecting blue?

no...just had a kid. she is 2 months old. wife is breast feeding.

Illini · Jun 8, 2005

blue edwards said:
dude, i am still a guy. i like sex. its good. one of the best things he ever created. like most things, gotta use it right though.

Most Christians that talk about it are weird, though. They say things like, "God is glorified when we make love," and over-spiritualize everything. Just get a piece of ass, cause it is what it is.

Journeyman · Jun 8, 2005

The General said:
I do not see a problem to be honest. If she farts, she farts. It is a natural occurance and I am sure she felt better after releasing a little gas. Farting is no big deal. Vagina farts happen as well. It's all good. :hump:

I can unequivically say that if she would have farted during the act, I wouldn't have been able to finish :bed:

mrpotter1 · Jun 8, 2005

I'd watch out J-man. The next thing you know she will lay a steamer on you while you are sleeping.:lolBIG:

Illini · Jun 8, 2005

Journeyman said:
I can unequivically say that if she would have farted during the act, I wouldn't have been able to finish :bed:

Odds? I'd take the other side. I'm sure someone, somewhere has had to deal with a fart during the act. And I bet they still finished.

blueedwards · Jun 8, 2005

Illini said:
Most Christians that talk about it are weird, though. They say things like, "God is glorified when we make love," and over-spiritualize everything. Just get a piece of ass, cause it is what it is.

that talk freaks me out. it may be true but i would not ever say stuff like that. i know what you mean about over-spiritualizing. there is nothing spiritual about farting or taking a dump but, someone out there is trying to make a case for a spiritual bowel movement...i guarantee it.

Illini · Jun 8, 2005

blue edwards said:
that talk freaks me out. it may be true but i would not ever say stuff like that.

Say what? It's just indulgence, but without the guilt, right?

Journeyman · Jun 8, 2005

Illini said:
Odds? I'd take the other side.

:howdy: I'm very picky , almost psychotic about it...similar to how Jerry Seinfeld was about germs and things...I contemplated leaving on the spot, if she just wouldn't have said she farted...then she follows it up saying "we use to call them buzzers when we were kids :icon_conf

"...she actually said that, then laughed....

I was rolling my eyes in the dark :think2:

blueedwards · Jun 8, 2005

Illini said:
Say what? It's just indulgence, but without the guilt, right?

i dont know if its "just indulgence". i dont necessarily think it is a spiritual experience though either.

RobFunk · Jun 8, 2005

I think Journey has got wifey material

I saw this porn where this guy was doing Jasmine St. Clair in the ass piece pretty good and he just stops and pulls out his cock and says "butt bubbles. push out." like it was a natural part of intercourse or something then Jasmine rips one 'ppppfffttt' and he shoves his pee pee back in. She doesnt say a damn word. You guys can't tell me youre not dying to try that with a girl who has a nice butt, I know I am

blueedwards · Jun 8, 2005

Journeyman said:
:howdy: I'm very picky , almost psychotic about it...similar to how Jerry Seinfeld was about germs and things...I contemplated leaving on the spot, if she just wouldn't have said she farted...then she follows it up saying "we use to call them buzzers when we were kids "...she actually said that, then laughed....

I was rolling my eyes in the dark :think2:

if you call her again you're crazy. she would cut your throat just as soon as look at you.

Illini · Jun 8, 2005

blue edwards said:
i dont know if its "just indulgence". i dont necessarily think it is a spiritual experience though either.

I understand what you mean. Good, you're not one of "those" people.

Journeyman · Jun 8, 2005

blue edwards said:
if you call her again you're crazy. she would cut your throat just as soon as look at you.

I feel like George Costanza...

Maybe if we talked it out, and I could get some sort of justifiable reason from her for announcing she farted, maybe somhow I can get passed it....

I know the fart issue will linger, and God forbid it pops back in my head when I'm with her again.