She farted, after first night of sex!

[RobFunk]

last chic I dated was a 20 year old who was pretty hot but liked to get smashed

she didnt make a sound, but every half hour or so a quite horrid stench would sift through the air. wow.

no more her.

 

[Budworth22]

Journey,

a funny story for you.

We had a toga party with a sorority a few weks back. I end up getting plastered and lose my toga. So I'm running around the courtyard of the Frat house, TogaLess. They make one of the pledges drive me home, but I managed to get my friend (a blonde) to hop in the back of the car with me. Anyway, we get back to my place, and fool around. She passes out face down in my bed. I come out of the bathroom, and I hear this noise! She is Farting in her sleep!! I am flipping out. I wanted to kick her or do something to make her stop. I went over to her, and kinda pushed her. She gasped! The bitch was choking on the fucking sheets, damn mouth breather. She wasn't farting at all.

BTW, if she was, I'd of called the pledge to go take her back.

Bud

 

[docslep]

a six page thread on farting? :monsters-

 

[hellah10]

Journey,

a funny story for you.

We had a toga party with a sorority a few weks back. I end up getting plastered and lose my toga. So I'm running around the courtyard of the Frat house, TogaLess. They make one of the pledges drive me home, but I managed to get my friend (a blonde) to hop in the back of the car with me. Anyway, we get back to my place, and fool around. She passes out face down in my bed. I come out of the bathroom, and I hear this noise! She is Farting in her sleep!! I am flipping out. I wanted to kick her or do something to make her stop. I went over to her, and kinda pushed her. She gasped! The bitch was choking on the fucking sheets, damn mouth breather. She wasn't farting at all.

BTW, if she was, I'd of called the pledge to go take her back.

Bud

a Florida St gal doing that? nahhhh

how oculd you be grossed out by these lovely FSU gals

 

[Budworth22]

Hellah,
she wasn't farting. She passed out face down, and was breathing through her mouth, and the sheets were caught in her mouth, so when she was breathing it made a noise similar to farting.
Bud

P.S. I love FSU

 

[Journeyman]

Bud- I could have sworn I already posted to you...that was a funny story!

I bet you were relieved, in more ways than one.

 

[hellah10]

P.S. I love FSU

with women like that....me tooooo

 

[Uraputzdana]

Hey,


if you can stand it lick her butt hair then give her a nasty sanchez, lets just say she will owe you !!!

 

[redpimp]

I'm not a big fan of females farting period, its much worse when you first are getting to know one another and she rips one...IMO its worse than butt hair...

I'm laying next to this girl last night, after we had fooled around, and out of nowhere she informs me she just ripped one...I about died and wanted to leave, the funny part was I didn't even hear it, she must have been ruffling the covers and the noise drowned out the fart sound...So I try to sidestep the issue and take some of the embarrasment off the situation by pointing out I didn't hear anything...her reply back, "well you'll probably smell it in a few seconds

Where I come from, that's just nasty...I know all humans have gas etc, but first time together and she farts shortly afterwards....sick!

:monsters-

i thought you were talking about ***** farts!!!!1:lolBIG: ...


I knew this girl who would get them and they were funny as hell!!!!!

 

[OKSOONER]

I'm not a big fan of females farting period, its much worse when you first are getting to know one another and she rips one...IMO its worse than butt hair...

I'm laying next to this girl last night, after we had fooled around, and out of nowhere she informs me she just ripped one...I about died and wanted to leave, the funny part was I didn't even hear it, she must have been ruffling the covers and the noise drowned out the fart sound...So I try to sidestep the issue and take some of the embarrasment off the situation by pointing out I didn't hear anything...her reply back, "well you'll probably smell it in a few seconds smilies/icon_confused.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Icon Confused" smilieid="134" class="inlineimg" /> smilies/icon_confused.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Icon Confused" smilieid="134" class="inlineimg" />

Where I come from, that's just nasty...I know all humans have gas etc, but first time together and she farts shortly afterwards....sick!

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I have been an member here for 5 years and I must admit that this has to TO BE the BEST THREAD EVER SO FaR!!!

 

[Journeyman]

lol.....meant had a "thing" for her......

J~Man, it's best you moved on, you would of never forogtten the time she let one rip............

Hey Shock, trust me, that "little" booger mattered! I couldn't get it out of my head about as much as it seemed she couldn't get that giganic booger out of HER head.......


Remember the one Austin Powers movie, where the guy has the big mole and Austin can't overcome it..

"Mollllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee"

thanks hache...I took your advice

 

[oldirtyku]

stop dating white trash... very easy 2 do...

 

[FalseDmitri]

I think you're up, hung journey. i don't see it as that big a deal. I'll tell you what, anal sex is not without its pitfalls :nopityA: you mean to tell me you've never ripped a huge one while banging away?

 

[Journeyman]

I think you're up, hung journey. i don't see it as that big a deal. I'll tell you what, anal sex is not without its pitfalls :nopityA: you mean to tell me you've never ripped a huge one while banging away?

This adventure had nothing to do with anal sex.

yea, I was hung up, but I just met her.:missingte

 

[GameBreaker]

wow what a fvckin hilarious thread.

Thanks for the laughs hahahhahaha

 

[degenerategambler]

I can't read 7 pages of this but I have a question, did you brown star puncher? If you did you have to give a little leeway.

 

[Journeyman]

LOL- if your asking if I had anal sex, the answer is NO. This thread man, lol...I posted a picture of her in another RR thread , its funny before I met her, she seemed like such an angel.

 

[Journeyman]

Coming up on my one year anniversary of that dreadful two night debacle.

bumparoo

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Simply make an agreement with her, let her know there will be punitive damages if she farts in bed.

she farts - you get to give her a painters radio.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

or even better a ' houdini'