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I know the fart issue will linger, and God forbid it pops back in my head when I'm with her again.
If you are ever with her again and banging away, and a smell arises from under the covers and Linger's you will go down like a tire with a quarter size hole in it.<!-- / message -->
I know the fart issue will linger, and God forbid it pops back in my head when I'm with her again.
If you are ever with her again and banging away, and a smell arises from under the covers and Linger's you will go down like a tire with a quarter size hole in it.<!-- / message -->
I forgot to mention when I turned my head towards her after she announced it...I did get a slight wiff of it...just a slight wiff.
http://www.funfry.com/showphoto.php/photo/1626/cat/654/page/ :lolBIG:
http://www.funfry.com/showphoto.php/photo/1626/cat/654/page/ :lolBIG:
blue edwards said:
I have to disagree, Blue. I really don't think it's a big deal at all. I mean, sure it's gross, and you would rather not have to face the facts that this kind of thing happens in real life. But sex drive takes over. If the girl is hot, then this does nothing to change that.
They will not Illini
Roxy is practicing that whole butt bubbles push out thing with winky and xpanda is busy making a vader ytmnd with the fair catch and 'NOOOO!' in it. she insists it will be funny.
http://vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/
Roxy is practicing that whole butt bubbles push out thing with winky and xpanda is busy making a vader ytmnd with the fair catch and 'NOOOO!' in it. she insists it will be funny.
http://vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/
Illini said:
how can a girl who would do this be taken seriously at all. she is likely to not follow any of society's rules. next thing you know, she will be running red lights because she didnt feel like stopping. she will be eating grapes off the vine at the grocery store then walking out like nothings wrong.
i'm telling you man, run for the hills. i dont wanna read about this in the usa today with a picture you in that green tanktop with trash all over your face at the maryland landfill...and then see your daughter on larry king live talking about what a big eddie murray fan you were. how all you wanted to do is lift weights and bet on sports but you got roped in by her charms. and the worst part would be that you ignored the warning signs and broke the first rule.
I guess theyre just fuck friends right now Illini. Roxy gives plenty of A2M and winky tosses her salad after he's stretched it out with his 3 inch bomb so thats good for them. I think Roxy wants more but winky doesnt want to be serious so they just fuck. typical non commiting guy and gal they are.
You people kill me.
Every time I bring a guy to meet my parents, my dad does the old 'pull my finger' trick. I mean, every time and to this day. Of course nobody pulls it anymore, thank god, but he still thinks it's funny.
But I wouldn't dump a guy over a fart for chrissakes. However, I did once break up with a guy for taking a dump at my house on the first date. It wafted twenty feet down the hall, even. Totally unnecessary and says much about his internal functions. Not interested in a lifetime of asbestos leaking from my bathroom, thanks.
Every time I bring a guy to meet my parents, my dad does the old 'pull my finger' trick. I mean, every time and to this day. Of course nobody pulls it anymore, thank god, but he still thinks it's funny.
But I wouldn't dump a guy over a fart for chrissakes. However, I did once break up with a guy for taking a dump at my house on the first date. It wafted twenty feet down the hall, even. Totally unnecessary and says much about his internal functions. Not interested in a lifetime of asbestos leaking from my bathroom, thanks.
xpanda said:
:lolBIG:
Reminds of a first date I had once, where I went out with this girl and a couple she knew...We all had shrimp and beer, and let me just say this, Shrimp and Beer Do NOT mix well in my stomach....it took everything I had to make it home safely that night, before my stomach exploded .
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