Hache Man said:Once I was talking frequently to a girl I founld attractive and had a think for. Well, one day I saw her outside of her work office, so I pulled to the side where she was. She came to the window to talk. I look up to her, and there's this great big boogie taking up half of here left nostril. I never managed to get over the damage that was done on that day...........lol
Hache Man said:Hey Shock, trust me, that "little" booger mattered! I couldn't get it out of my head about as much as it seemed she couldn't get that giganic booger out of HER head.......
Remember the one Austin Powers movie, where the guy has the big mole and Austin can't overcome it..
"Mollllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Holysmoke said:I dated a girl one time and she was 17 or 18 I was 19.
I was getting my finger wet first date and we were in my car.
the car filled up with a smell nastier than shaq could fart.
It was such a horrid smell, like a dead person.
so I wrapped up the evening and dropped her off.
my car smelled so bad, I went to friends house and said lets go for a ride, they got in and almost vomit.
my finger stunk the next day.
Holysmoke said:I dated a girl one time and she was 17 or 18 I was 19.
I was getting my finger wet first date and we were in my car.
the car filled up with a smell nastier than shaq could fart.
It was such a horrid smell, like a dead person.
so I wrapped up the evening and dropped her off.
my car smelled so bad, I went to friends house and said lets go for a ride, they got in and almost vomit.
my finger stunk the next day.
Holysmoke said:journeyman,
I take it you don't have kids, because a pregnant woman farts and farts and farts and farts.
and sex with a pregnant women is a stinky nightmare, especially when they orgasm.
oh and then there is the piss that flies out when they orgasm.
pregnant women have a huge baby laying on their bladder and intestines.