She farted, after first night of sex!

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Jman,

Nothing wrong with farting as it is part of being human...

I suspect that both babes were just so excited to be with you...:smoker2:

THE SHRINK
 

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J, are you still with this girl? If so, have you managed to get this out of your head?!? I don't think I could....

Once I was talking frequently to a girl I founld attractive and had a think for. Well, one day I saw her outside of her work office, so I pulled to the side where she was. She came to the window to talk. I look up to her, and there's this great big boogie taking up half of here left nostril. I never managed to get over the damage that was done on that day...........lol
 

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Hache I am not...the more I thought about it, there were too many issues with her...I met this young hot firecracker this weekend, lol, too young to be honest but this one is dynamite....

She's 23, it was like out of a movie, where you see the girl on a beach and she is drop dead hot, and then the fun began....I know thisone will end up getting me in trouble being 23....but I can't pass it up...

The other one had too many issues, one time farting, I can accept but back to back nights, when we first meet that is very odd?

Another funny thing , we were talking on her deck and the sun was sining on her ...lol, she has this cat hair on her nose and I see her take a breath and the cat hair goes straight up her nostril,lol...I just turned away...

That is funny about the boogie Hache ! That would be hard to overcome!
 

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Hache Man said:
Once I was talking frequently to a girl I founld attractive and had a think for. Well, one day I saw her outside of her work office, so I pulled to the side where she was. She came to the window to talk. I look up to her, and there's this great big boogie taking up half of here left nostril. I never managed to get over the damage that was done on that day...........lol

Well Hache, if u had a Think for her, it was all purely intellectual, right? why would a little booter matter? :lolBIG:
 

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lol.....meant had a "thing" for her......

J~Man, it's best you moved on, you would of never forogtten the time she let one rip............

Hey Shock, trust me, that "little" booger mattered! I couldn't get it out of my head about as much as it seemed she couldn't get that giganic booger out of HER head.......


Remember the one Austin Powers movie, where the guy has the big mole and Austin can't overcome it..

"Mollllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee"
 

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Hache Man said:
Hey Shock, trust me, that "little" booger mattered! I couldn't get it out of my head about as much as it seemed she couldn't get that giganic booger out of HER head.......


Remember the one Austin Powers movie, where the guy has the big mole and Austin can't overcome it..

"Mollllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee"

:lolBIG: yeah that was pretty funny! that made me remember Austin Powers, "Pardon me for being rude. It was not me it was my food. It just popped up to say hello. Now its gone back down below! Baby YEAH! . Now that was funny!
 

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:lolBIG: yeah that was pretty funny! that made me remember Austin Powers, "Pardon me for being rude. It was not me it was my food. It just popped up to say hello. Now its gone back down below! Baby YEAH! . Now that was funny!

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blue edwards said:
:monsters-

that was not my experience. you may be married to a wildebeast.

This is still my all time favorite single post ever...I crack up everytime I read it.

:lolBIG:
 

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Holysmoke said:
I dated a girl one time and she was 17 or 18 I was 19.

I was getting my finger wet first date and we were in my car.

the car filled up with a smell nastier than shaq could fart.

It was such a horrid smell, like a dead person.

so I wrapped up the evening and dropped her off.

my car smelled so bad, I went to friends house and said lets go for a ride, they got in and almost vomit.

my finger stunk the next day.

LMFAO!!!

"the car filled up with a smell nastier than shaq could fart."

What a phucking thread...I'm only on page 2 of re-reading this and my jaw hurts.
 

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Holysmoke said:
I dated a girl one time and she was 17 or 18 I was 19.

I was getting my finger wet first date and we were in my car.

the car filled up with a smell nastier than shaq could fart.

It was such a horrid smell, like a dead person.

so I wrapped up the evening and dropped her off.

my car smelled so bad, I went to friends house and said lets go for a ride, they got in and almost vomit.

my finger stunk the next day.


i no doctor , but i would say you were getting your finger wet in the wrong hole... sounds like you stirred something up..
 

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I never saw this thread...was in alaska that week.

I always thought women shit flowers and pissed perfume!! Atleast that's how i want it to be!!

You still with this chick Jman?? I think I would've broke it off the next day!!
 

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You still with this chick Jman?? I think I would've broke it off the next day!!

This is exactly what happened...next night I gave it one last shot just to make sure I wasn't being ridiculous....

I swear on my eyes she farted again the next night :sad3:

never saw her again.
 

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:lolBIG: there are more fish in the sea!! hopefully ones that don't crap in bed all the time!!!
 

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Holysmoke said:
journeyman,

I take it you don't have kids, because a pregnant woman farts and farts and farts and farts.

and sex with a pregnant women is a stinky nightmare, especially when they orgasm.

oh and then there is the piss that flies out when they orgasm.

pregnant women have a huge baby laying on their bladder and intestines.

Hey where i come from guys will kill for some pregnant *****. They tell me it is the best they ever had. And i mean they will hurt you if you try to talk to there girl when they are knocked up ....pretty weird!?
 

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Hey Journey justs because she feels comfortable enough with you to pass gas, i bet she is real open minded and real, real FREAKY.. I would see her again!!
 

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Kiss1 said:
Just let her know that if the unsavory acts continue that eating her pu-sy is never going to be an option.

:monsters-

Oh My God what a Vision or smell that will be!!:sad3:
 
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